soulshine 0 #51 January 7, 2005 Forgive me for my lack of manners. Not that I haven't been enjoying this conversation immensly, I just thought it was great that the coworker could be so brief and to the point. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #52 January 7, 2005 QuoteForgive me for my lack of manners. Not that I haven't been enjoying this conversation immensly, I just thought it was great that the coworker could be so brief and to the point. That might have been a little harsh - but I have to be protective of my only Stalkee, you know!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dougiefresh 0 #53 January 7, 2005 QuoteYou can call it a fucking Grilled Cheese Sandwich for all I care, as long as there plenty of me on top going "argle argle argle". Sexy eh ladies ? That is the funniest thing I've seen in a long time. Thanks for the laugh. Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
soulshine 0 #54 January 7, 2005 QuoteThat might have been a little harsh - but I have to be protective of my only Stalkee, you know! You're forgiven. GFD is probably a great stalkee and I wouldn't want you to lose that asset. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #55 January 7, 2005 QuoteQuoteThat might have been a little harsh - but I have to be protective of my only Stalkee, you know! You're forgiven. GFD is probably a great stalkee and I wouldn't want you to lose that asset. Hee hee - she said asset. hee heeI'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
soulshine 0 #56 January 7, 2005 QuoteHee hee - she said asset. hee hee Too much Bevis and Butthead I see! Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #57 January 7, 2005 QuoteQuoteHee hee - she said asset. hee hee Too much Bevis and Butthead I see! would you do us a favor and match the just a little more closely? It seems the tongue isn't at QUITE the right angle. Please fix that.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gmanpilot 0 #58 January 7, 2005 QuoteAccording to my coworker: force of thrust So, if force is the defining factor...what amount of force defines grudge fuckin'??_________________________________________ -There's always free cheese in a mouse trap. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #59 January 7, 2005 QuoteQuoteAccording to my coworker: force of thrust So, if force is the defining factor...what amount of force defines grudge fuckin'?? I'm guessing somewhere around 3500psiI'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gravityizsexy 0 #60 January 7, 2005 Love Making == Rose pedals, chocolate, perfume, silk, pre-sex bath, smooth rythem and blues, fancy dinner, two thinking as one type shit, breath mints, breakfast, physical and mental exploration, and the ever so famous debrief.. (well mine is famous ), spooning, no talking cept for the "I love you" and the such. Fucking == Total lack of reguard for time, place, and amendments for successful intercourse, cheap cologne, victoria secret, lipstick, boob pads, cell phone, cell phone messages, air freshner, paranoia, putting on the same clothes you took off. Sexual "favors" , chit-chat, In essence ladies and gentleman, We've uncovered Yin and Yang in it's purest form.... Thank you... thank you.... thank you.... no no no,... Thank you.... Who wants to touch me??? "'Someday is not a day in my week'" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gravityizsexy 0 #61 January 7, 2005 QuoteQuoteAccording to my coworker: force of thrust Hrm, that makes sense. You dont'really get the deep dickin when "making love." Wanna bet??? "'Someday is not a day in my week'" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #62 January 7, 2005 QuoteQuoteQuoteAccording to my coworker: force of thrust Hrm, that makes sense. You dont'really get the deep dickin when "making love." Wanna bet??? I was wondering where she got that idea as well. Who said that? Why would - OOhhhhh - nevermind.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #63 January 7, 2005 QuoteQuoteQuoteHee hee - she said asset. hee hee Too much Bevis and Butthead I see! would you do us a favor and match the just a little more closely? It seems the tongue isn't at QUITE the right angle. Please fix that. Soulshine is ignoring us!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peregrinerose 0 #64 January 7, 2005 QuoteLove Making == Rose pedals, chocolate, perfume, silk, pre-sex bath, smooth rythem and blues, fancy dinner, two thinking as one type shit, breath mints, breakfast, physical and mental exploration, and the ever so famous debrief.. (well mine is famous ), spooning, no talking cept for the "I love you" and the such. Fucking == Total lack of reguard for time, place, and amendments for successful intercourse, cheap cologne, victoria secret, lipstick, boob pads, cell phone, cell phone messages, air freshner, paranoia, putting on the same clothes you took off. Sexual "favors" , chit-chat, Well written. Do or do not, there is no try -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freefal 0 #65 January 7, 2005 QuoteQuoteYou can call it a fucking Grilled Cheese Sandwich for all I care, as long as there plenty of me on top going "argle argle argle". Sexy eh ladies ? That is the funniest thing I've seen in a long time. Thanks for the laugh. I don't really care what you call it as long as the white stuff comes out. "Ignorance is bliss" and "Patience is a virtue"... So if you're stupid and don't mind waiting around for a while, I guess you can have a pretty good life! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #66 January 7, 2005 QuoteQuoteQuoteYou can call it a fucking Grilled Cheese Sandwich for all I care, as long as there plenty of me on top going "argle argle argle". Sexy eh ladies ? That is the funniest thing I've seen in a long time. Thanks for the laugh. I don't really care what you call it as long as the white stuff comes out. Oh loookie - Clay Jr.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #67 January 7, 2005 Quote Oh loookie - Clay Jr. There does look to be a sheep in the picture..... think that's what he meant with the "white stuff" coming out? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #68 January 7, 2005 QuoteQuote Oh loookie - Clay Jr. There does look to be a sheep in the picture..... think that's what he meant with the "white stuff" coming out? Naw - he was going for : Drip Drip - Drip - DripI'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
soulshine 0 #69 January 7, 2005 QuoteSoulshine is ignoring us! No sweetie, I'm not ignoring you guys. I happen to have a real life that requires me to actually get some work done! About the tounge angle...talk to HH and see if he can do the adjustment, I can't. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
soulshine 0 #70 January 7, 2005 Turtlespeed is ignoring me! Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #71 January 8, 2005 QuoteTurtlespeed is ignoring me! sorry - more personal "buisness" thanks Sangiro.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #72 January 8, 2005 Quote he was going for : Drip Drip - Drip - Drip A little Rocephin and Zithromax should help with that..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FlyinNover 0 #73 January 11, 2005 What's the definition of making love? What a woman does while a man is fucking her. "Ah-thank you." ---Nover Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
akurtom 0 #74 January 11, 2005 making love- requirements: -kisses, cuddling afterwards for min. for ten mins. fucking- requirements: -n/a Blue Skies Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites