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What's the weirdest dream you've ever had?

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I've had some really twisted dreams before but in super early this morning I woke up to the weirdest dream I have ever had.

I dreamt my underwear came alive and turned into rabid vampire babies and tried to eat everyone when they picked them up.

WTF?

Ok dropzone.commers, try and analyze THAT!

And NO I'm not on anything.

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A T-rex broke into my garage and I watched my family get torn to shreds as I hid in the rafters. Sounds stupid, but it felt very real and it sucked. :S



Trippy! Had you watched Jurassic Park the night before or something?

It's weird how real it seems in the dream. I remember walking through a garage freaked out because I was sure the babies were going to kill me. Vampire babies freak me out.

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Trippy! Had you watched Jurassic Park the night before or something?



No, actually I haven't seen JP in a long time. I don't know why I came up with a dream like that but when I woke up it was one of those: "holy shit" moments.



When I was a kid I had a dream I was being chased by some dirty old man that kept sticking toothpicks in my arm. When I woke up I had this humongoloid spider bite on my arm. That was a Holy Shit moment!

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I've had some really twisted dreams before but in super early this morning I woke up to the weirdest dream I have ever had.

I dreamt my underwear came alive and turned into rabid vampire babies and tried to eat everyone when they picked them up.

WTF?

Ok dropzone.commers, try and analyze THAT!

And NO I'm not on anything.



There is a simple cure for this . . . always go commando - and let those around you know.

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I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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you need to wash your underware more often...



Dude thongs aren't like guys underwear where you can turn them inside out when they get dirty. It's a one day usage sort of thing for us.

I think I'm going to start wearing boxers.

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I had a dream once where I was getting it on hot and heavy with Girlfalldown. I mean some real hardcore action!

Oh, the weird part? She said I could watch TV through the whole thing because "A Clockwork Orange" was on. :)



That wasn't a dream.

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Maybe you should change your brand of underwear....:ph34r:

Its been too long since college, but I recognize elements of your dream; your mind is trying to work something out, two psychological opposites that require resolution. Since the body is not born with English innate, your
mind arranges itself in visual/emotional/socialization patterns which play against one another till the two find a way of merging. There are books of dream analysis to refer to but some of the significant and telling images in your dreams are "babies" "underwear" (which culturally have strong sexual associations (women buy or use lingerie to make themselves feel good about themselves or sexy or feminine or attractive), "vampire" which is an image I recall reading is one that women identify with strongly (relationships are emotionally "draining", life seems "sucked" out of them when relationships go bad) and also blood and women have a "baby" association (if you fail to have a baby you are rewarded monthly with your period).

Also people seem to be trying to help you with this baby problem, and are suffering for it.

Only you know your specific life and environment and situation to have an idea of what conflict your mind is trying to resolve consciously or subconsciously. Maybe you are committment shy. Maybe subconsciously you want children, but it doesnt seem to be happening. Maybe youre very independent and are indignant about the cultural requirements of being a woman getting in the way of your individuality and self fulfillment, activities or attitudes which are directly contrary to what a more primitive, reproductive part of your mind is demanding of you. Maybe you have relationship problems. This sort of dream usually is from a girl who doesnt have a boyfriend, and who is getting (cough) past 25.

Then again, maybe you just had some bad meatloaf after watching the most recent installment of that "chucky" series. Whatever, that dream means something.

No offense meant, Im just a talker....:P

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alright, here you go, analyze this....
Dream occurred in the summer of 1997.

The beginning was fuzzy but where my memory is clear I'm fighting Myxlplyx (remember that little dude for Superfriends?) and I'm dressed up like Captain America and I'm on a flying motorcycle (it looked badass too!) We're fighting over Green Lantern's ring in a large foyer of some huge ass mansion - older one I think because it was constructed out of wood. I kept flying around and Myxlplyx kept trying to jump on the motorcycle. I had the ring, it fell on the floor and we both dive for it - both have a hand on it and someone steps on our hands...dunno who. But then I remember seeing a HUGE blossom of color, kinda like a combination of fireworks/ripples in a pond. Then Myxplyx begins to look like the statue of liberty and I get sort of disconnected and view the entire scene from 'outside' - like a near death experience. Then I woke up....The colors were very vivid.

Strange thing? last time I watched superfriends had to be early-mid eighties.

Please don't send the white trucks....:D:D:D

Jump
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I've certainly had some weird ones... just this morning I woke up with this recollection:

I made a jump from Mari's gash and my canopy opened in a wrangled peice of mess of crap. So I cutaway and out comes my PD 106 light blue reserve. Only bad part now is, all the lines on the right rear riser had broken. So I'm watching myself in the 3rd person from the top of the cliff encouraging me to handle this. Well I end up doing a nice riser flare thing and touch down softly. I land back in the 1st person again, and flyangel2 anid casie were there. They said it looked scary and I was all shook up... but mostly pissed b/c I didn't have a reserve anymore.

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you need to wash your underware more often...



Dude thongs aren't like guys underwear where you can turn them inside out when they get dirty. It's a one day usage sort of thing for us.

I think I'm going to start wearing boxers.



Please say boy shorts - please say boy shorts -

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Niiiiiice!
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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That's funny! I have lots of dreams where I get into some kind of entaglement skydiving and end up hitting the ground. I get up, brush myself off and walk inside hoping no one saw me because I'm afraid of getting yelled at for being a dumbass. Once I dreamt I just plain forgot to pull and so when I smacked into the ground I got up and pulled my canopy out of the bag so no one would know.

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Hmm, let's see:

Just last night I had a falling dream - can't remember why, but I was tripping off the edge of a really tall building, and didn't care at first since the edge was right there, and I could catch it. Next thing I know it's out of reach and I'm falling with no 'chute straight at the next tier of the building. Then I spazzed awake violently. I hate that.

The most memorable usually have a monochrome color scheme - the recurring red dream with Ghengis Khan chasing me, the yellow dream with Brad Pitt getting uglier as he gets closer, the blue dream where I'm a mermaid in the deep one second, and a drowning human on the suface the next, and the drab green dream in Paris where I get shot through the throat and fall to the cobblestones...

you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

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