kelel01 1 #1 December 28, 2004 I can get done when no one's in the office: I made my to-do list for today and tomorrow; I updated my Netflix queue; I scheduled an appointment to donate blood; I made a contribution to the tsunami disaster relief fund; and I figured out how to make my cell phone vibrate when text messages come through. So how's your day going? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Vallerina 2 #2 December 28, 2004 I ate a donut. I just set it up with my sister-in-law to take my youngest nephew to Gymboree. I'm about to donate to the Disaster Relief. I discovered the meaning of life. There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Dougiefresh 0 #3 December 28, 2004 QuoteI discovered the meaning of life. Do share, I've been looking for this myself. Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites MochaSkyChick 0 #4 December 28, 2004 and you still have time to post-whore. You're a multitasker! PMS #62 Zarza R[red Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites eeneR 3 #5 December 28, 2004 QuoteDo share, I've been looking for this myself. No shit.....please....help us! She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Sheenster303 0 #6 December 28, 2004 Let's see...... I woke up about 30 minutes ago. I went to the bathroom. Now I'm postwhoring on here. How productive am I? Seriously though.......go put Napoleon Dynamite on your Netflix queue if it isn't already.I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites kelel01 1 #7 December 28, 2004 Yep . . . all you have to do is carefully ignore/neglect any work-like documents or issues that come your way. Then you, too, can be as productive as Kelly. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites kelel01 1 #8 December 28, 2004 Ok, I did it. Oh, and I forgot that I've made two cups of tea, seeing as I'm totally addicted now. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites MochaSkyChick 0 #9 December 28, 2004 QuoteYep . . . all you have to do is carefully ignore/neglect any work-like documents or issues that come your way. Then you, too, can be as productive as Kelly. You need to start your own seminar to reach out to those who need to learn these skills. PMS #62 Zarza R[red Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Sheenster303 0 #10 December 28, 2004 Quote Oh, and I forgot that I've made two cups of tea, seeing as I'm totally addicted now. And no coffee to be had, right? Hey....pass the tea, bag! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAI'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Slappie 9 #11 December 28, 2004 QuoteQuoteI discovered the meaning of life. Do share, I've been looking for this myself. This is easy.. the answer to the queston. "What is the Meaning of Life, the Universe and Everything?" is Forty Two "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites happythoughts 0 #12 December 28, 2004 QuoteI can get done when no one's in the office: Umm... aren't you really just PWing on dz.com? We know how much work you're getting done. I've spent all morning on the phone haggling with consulting company swine. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites kelel01 1 #13 December 28, 2004 No, it's not. It's 5 cents. 5 cents is the answer to any question you might have. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites kelel01 1 #14 December 28, 2004 Well, hello, Bill. Apparently you didn't read the rest of my post. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Dougiefresh 0 #15 December 28, 2004 Quotethe answer to the queston. "What is the Meaning of Life, the Universe and Everything?" is Forty Two No, because knowledge of the question and the answer are mutually exclusive. The answer to "what is six times seven" is 42. The answer to the meaning of life is not knowable. You need to read your Douglas Adams again, my friend. Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites happythoughts 0 #16 December 28, 2004 When are you going to cast aside this "work" thing and come sky-play with me? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 226 #17 December 28, 2004 QuoteQuoteYep . . . all you have to do is carefully ignore/neglect any work-like documents or issues that come your way. Then you, too, can be as productive as Kelly. You need to start your own seminar to reach out to those who need to learn these skills. No doubt! All I have done is get an insurance quote for a potential new car, modify three bids, put calls into people that aren't goiung to be in their office for another week, compile a final billing for a monument project, insulted Clay and Remster, started working onthe bill for final retainage for previosly mentioned project, did an unusual amot of PW ing, flirted with Mocha, and Kel, and a few others as usual, made a few smart assed comments that only I can understand, typed a couple of serious answers that people probably mistook as smartassed answers, and stuck to my diet. (The latter being the most difficult one to actually accomplish) Other than that it has been a very unproductive day.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Slappie 9 #18 December 28, 2004 There were 7 hairdressers and 6 cave people.. 42 "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites kelel01 1 #19 December 28, 2004 Um, er . . . I'm not sure. My riding-to-Florida buddy backed out on me, so I'm thinking about shortening up the trip a bit. Not sure how much, though. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites airtwardo 7 #20 December 28, 2004 Quote No, it's not. It's 5 cents. 5 cents is the answer to any question you might have. Quote NOOO it's not... It's: "Bout a hunnert dollars....hnnnert dollars" ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #21 December 28, 2004 QuoteI'm not sure. My riding-to-Florida buddy backed out on me, so I'm thinking about shortening up the trip a bit. Not sure how much, though. I'm going that way the 17th 18th and 19th. QuoteI figured out how to make my cell phone vibrate when text messages come through How many have you sent yourself today? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites kelel01 1 #22 December 28, 2004 QuoteHow many have you sent yourself today? None . . . it's much easier just to call myself. People keep asking me why I'm smiling so big. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #23 December 28, 2004 QuoteNone . . . it's much easier just to call myself. People keep asking me why I'm smiling so big. Cool.........now I can brag to my friends. "Yeah.....all I have to do is call Kelly and she gets all wet." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Sheenster303 0 #24 December 28, 2004 QuoteUm, er . . . I'm not sure. My riding-to-Florida buddy backed out on me, so I'm thinking about shortening up the trip a bit. Not sure how much, though. Hey I'll go with ya if you don't mind driving down there overnight the night of the 30th and leaving there at 7am on New Year's Day! I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sunshine 2 #25 December 28, 2004 I actually did some work today. Shocking eh? ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. 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Vallerina 2 #2 December 28, 2004 I ate a donut. I just set it up with my sister-in-law to take my youngest nephew to Gymboree. I'm about to donate to the Disaster Relief. I discovered the meaning of life. There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dougiefresh 0 #3 December 28, 2004 QuoteI discovered the meaning of life. Do share, I've been looking for this myself. Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MochaSkyChick 0 #4 December 28, 2004 and you still have time to post-whore. You're a multitasker! PMS #62 Zarza R[red Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 3 #5 December 28, 2004 QuoteDo share, I've been looking for this myself. No shit.....please....help us! She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sheenster303 0 #6 December 28, 2004 Let's see...... I woke up about 30 minutes ago. I went to the bathroom. Now I'm postwhoring on here. How productive am I? Seriously though.......go put Napoleon Dynamite on your Netflix queue if it isn't already.I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #7 December 28, 2004 Yep . . . all you have to do is carefully ignore/neglect any work-like documents or issues that come your way. Then you, too, can be as productive as Kelly. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #8 December 28, 2004 Ok, I did it. Oh, and I forgot that I've made two cups of tea, seeing as I'm totally addicted now. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MochaSkyChick 0 #9 December 28, 2004 QuoteYep . . . all you have to do is carefully ignore/neglect any work-like documents or issues that come your way. Then you, too, can be as productive as Kelly. You need to start your own seminar to reach out to those who need to learn these skills. PMS #62 Zarza R[red Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sheenster303 0 #10 December 28, 2004 Quote Oh, and I forgot that I've made two cups of tea, seeing as I'm totally addicted now. And no coffee to be had, right? Hey....pass the tea, bag! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAI'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #11 December 28, 2004 QuoteQuoteI discovered the meaning of life. Do share, I've been looking for this myself. This is easy.. the answer to the queston. "What is the Meaning of Life, the Universe and Everything?" is Forty Two "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #12 December 28, 2004 QuoteI can get done when no one's in the office: Umm... aren't you really just PWing on dz.com? We know how much work you're getting done. I've spent all morning on the phone haggling with consulting company swine. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #13 December 28, 2004 No, it's not. It's 5 cents. 5 cents is the answer to any question you might have. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #14 December 28, 2004 Well, hello, Bill. Apparently you didn't read the rest of my post. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dougiefresh 0 #15 December 28, 2004 Quotethe answer to the queston. "What is the Meaning of Life, the Universe and Everything?" is Forty Two No, because knowledge of the question and the answer are mutually exclusive. The answer to "what is six times seven" is 42. The answer to the meaning of life is not knowable. You need to read your Douglas Adams again, my friend. Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #16 December 28, 2004 When are you going to cast aside this "work" thing and come sky-play with me? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #17 December 28, 2004 QuoteQuoteYep . . . all you have to do is carefully ignore/neglect any work-like documents or issues that come your way. Then you, too, can be as productive as Kelly. You need to start your own seminar to reach out to those who need to learn these skills. No doubt! All I have done is get an insurance quote for a potential new car, modify three bids, put calls into people that aren't goiung to be in their office for another week, compile a final billing for a monument project, insulted Clay and Remster, started working onthe bill for final retainage for previosly mentioned project, did an unusual amot of PW ing, flirted with Mocha, and Kel, and a few others as usual, made a few smart assed comments that only I can understand, typed a couple of serious answers that people probably mistook as smartassed answers, and stuck to my diet. (The latter being the most difficult one to actually accomplish) Other than that it has been a very unproductive day.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #18 December 28, 2004 There were 7 hairdressers and 6 cave people.. 42 "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #19 December 28, 2004 Um, er . . . I'm not sure. My riding-to-Florida buddy backed out on me, so I'm thinking about shortening up the trip a bit. Not sure how much, though. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #20 December 28, 2004 Quote No, it's not. It's 5 cents. 5 cents is the answer to any question you might have. Quote NOOO it's not... It's: "Bout a hunnert dollars....hnnnert dollars" ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #21 December 28, 2004 QuoteI'm not sure. My riding-to-Florida buddy backed out on me, so I'm thinking about shortening up the trip a bit. Not sure how much, though. I'm going that way the 17th 18th and 19th. QuoteI figured out how to make my cell phone vibrate when text messages come through How many have you sent yourself today? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #22 December 28, 2004 QuoteHow many have you sent yourself today? None . . . it's much easier just to call myself. People keep asking me why I'm smiling so big. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #23 December 28, 2004 QuoteNone . . . it's much easier just to call myself. People keep asking me why I'm smiling so big. Cool.........now I can brag to my friends. "Yeah.....all I have to do is call Kelly and she gets all wet." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sheenster303 0 #24 December 28, 2004 QuoteUm, er . . . I'm not sure. My riding-to-Florida buddy backed out on me, so I'm thinking about shortening up the trip a bit. Not sure how much, though. Hey I'll go with ya if you don't mind driving down there overnight the night of the 30th and leaving there at 7am on New Year's Day! I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #25 December 28, 2004 I actually did some work today. Shocking eh? ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
