PalletMan 0 #1 December 20, 2004 Just a tip for those who may not be aware. --ArtSky-div'ing (ski'div'ing) n. A modern sport that involves parties, bragging, sexual excesses, the imbibing of large quantities of beer, and, on rare occasions, parachuting from aircraft. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ravan 0 #2 December 20, 2004 OMG!! two words DUMB ASS Food, Fornication, Freefall Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hooked 0 #3 December 20, 2004 QuoteOMG!! two words DUMB ASS Exactly! Whatever were you thinking? J edit: Ooops, I thought they were pics of you. Glad you posted otherwise. -------------------------------------- Sometimes we're just being Humans.....But we're always Human Beings. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crutch 0 #4 December 20, 2004 The funniest thing about this is......you are the second dumbass I have known to do this to himself! As one of my skydiving mentors use to say "if you are going to be stupid, you had better be tough"blue skies, art Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PalletMan 0 #5 December 20, 2004 HAHAHA! BTW, that was not me in the pictures. They're just some pictures I got e-mailed from a friend. --Art (as in not Silvester )Sky-div'ing (ski'div'ing) n. A modern sport that involves parties, bragging, sexual excesses, the imbibing of large quantities of beer, and, on rare occasions, parachuting from aircraft. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
alanab 0 #6 December 20, 2004 similar photos followed the attached pic Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msxtreme 0 #7 December 20, 2004 Quote"if you are going to be stupid, you had better be tough" Please, PM the name of this mentor of yours (first and/or last) I'd LOVE to have permission to reproduce this quote, in VERY large font, roll it up, attach it to a bottle-rocket, shove it VERY far up some former friends' asses, and hand THEM the match ... They'll light it. I guaran-F-N-tee it. Some people always have, (And apparently always will) Demonstrate the funniest ways of self-destruction. J Mo Fantastico RodriguezJ Mo Fantastico Rodriguez (a bumpy brother) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IanHarrop 42 #8 December 20, 2004 It's an old saying... by example, if you google it tons of stuff will come up."Where troubles melt like lemon drops, away above the chimney tops, that's where you'll find me" Dorothy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dougjumper 0 #9 December 20, 2004 Not too Smart Man. Not toooo Smart.. Not really funny....at all... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mr2mk1g 10 #10 December 20, 2004 It's also a song - finding it and playing them it may have the effect you want. I've often heard it played on Jackass. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Flarelatedad 0 #11 December 20, 2004 WARNING - Do not try this at home...he was a trained professional?????? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lemonjelly 0 #12 December 20, 2004 what a bumer************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rainbo 0 #13 December 20, 2004 Post accident investigation reveals that the victim inserted the launch rod too far between his butt cheeks(picture 2). Proper launching proceedure would be to hold rockets only by the lower 1/4 of the launch rod using cheek pressure to maintain launch angle. As ingnition occurs one can then release the pressure applied with the cheeks to allow rocket to successfully launch without major injury to the launch platform. (P.S.- Don't ask)Rainbo TheSpeedTriple - Speed is everything "Blessed are those who can give without remembering, and take without forgetting." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jheadley 0 #14 December 20, 2004 I know a certain skydiver and DZO who actually did this exact same thing... I have to keep the name a secret to protect the guilty, though. Look at his arch in pic 3! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msxtreme 0 #15 December 20, 2004 QuoteIt's an old saying... GOOD! Then I'm free to reproduce it without fear of been shot. After all, I do live in the good ol' U.S.ofA, where "free speech" and the "right to bear arms" often come into conflict. Gee, I think I just came up with something: "U.S.ofA United Syndicate of A**holes" Gotta run! I'm off to the US Patent/Copyright office to register that one! J Mo Fantastico Rodriguez ----------------------------- "Sometimes, it seems, SELF Protection is MY only hope" - Jen FabulousJ Mo Fantastico Rodriguez (a bumpy brother) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mr2mk1g 10 #16 December 20, 2004 QuoteLook at his arch in pic 3! Cool - you've hit upon a new training method - instead of telling them "big banana" or "imagine you're shagging a leper" say "imagine you have a rocket lodged in your arse". His biggest mistake besides the initial positioning of the stave, was clenching... If he'd just relaxed everything would have gone fine Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFKING 4 #17 December 20, 2004 And he's the SECOND person I actually know who's done that. Don"When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freefal 0 #18 December 20, 2004 Quote...If he'd just relaxed everything would have gone fine Ahh, so true! But relaxing seems to be the hardest thing to do in any skydiving discipline. It's just like back at summer camp when my counselor told me to just relax, but... oops, I've shared a bit too much! "Ignorance is bliss" and "Patience is a virtue"... So if you're stupid and don't mind waiting around for a while, I guess you can have a pretty good life! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
markd_nscr986 0 #19 December 20, 2004 Damn close to a "Darwin award".One can always hope,that although he survived,he might have sufferred some "impairment"of his reproductive capability Marc SCR 6046 SCS 3004 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DontPanic 0 #20 December 20, 2004 It could be worse... He might have farted at just the wrong time. You wouldn't have needed to use the flash to take the pictures then. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crutch 0 #21 December 20, 2004 It is an old saying, but Tom Piras use to say it quite a bit.blue skies, art Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crutch 0 #22 December 20, 2004 But I don't mind throwing Billy under the bus!blue skies, art Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zoter 0 #23 December 20, 2004 My message is attached below....... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
leroydb 0 #24 December 20, 2004 i know a guy in NC that uses that quote. it is not unique... there are numerous people that use it all over the USALeroy ..I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msxtreme 0 #25 December 20, 2004 QuoteSo in the future we not only have to follow the rules, we also must follow the "spirit" of the rules -leroydb (yes it is my own quote) WOOO-HOOOO! I just captured another all-time-best-ever quote. WHAT an INCREDIBLY lucky girl I am!!! Merry Christmas to me, Merry Christmas to me, Merry Christmas dear JEENNN! Merry Christmas to me! J Mo Fantastico Rodriguez (a bumpy brother)J Mo Fantastico Rodriguez (a bumpy brother) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
