piisfish 140 #1 December 17, 2004 Killing kittens is a dangerous activity... Need a nurse scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
adamjenner 0 #2 December 17, 2004 that is one messed up pinky finger. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lostinspace 0 #3 December 17, 2004 are you sure you weren't skydiving? Looks like you also lodge a grommet in your sac... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
piisfish 140 #4 December 17, 2004 Quoteare you sure you weren't skydiving? Looks like you also lodge a grommet in your sac... must talk to my rigger scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
headoverheels 333 #5 December 17, 2004 Don't worry, that penile implant can be replaced. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ncrowe 0 #6 December 17, 2004 Worthless Factoid: The only animal that I know about with an actual bone in its unit is a racoon. Edited: To keep wrongway off my back..sheesh "Don't Mess Around With the Guy in Shades- Oh No!!! " Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
piisfish 140 #7 December 17, 2004 I heard that a packboy would do the trick...scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WrongWay 0 #8 December 17, 2004 NOT TRUE!!! The sea lion also has a bone in it's dick. Wrong Way D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451 The wiser wolf prevails. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frenchy68 0 #9 December 17, 2004 QuoteNOT TRUE!!! The sea lion also has a bone in it's dick. ...and so does the Horny Mountain Fish! Feels like a bone, tastes like chicken... "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
piisfish 140 #10 December 17, 2004 nice glasses, wanna fuck ??scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
marcandalysse 0 #11 December 17, 2004 I almost got fired when someone emailed me that photo with a funny letter about missing work due to a fracture. A woman in my office saw it and complained to the manager. Bullshit, huh?! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frenchy68 0 #12 December 17, 2004 Quotenice glasses, wanna fuck ?? Not tonight Brother, I have a headache. Besides, Girlfalldown wore me out... "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mccurley 1 #13 December 17, 2004 And the sperm whale!!Watch my video Fat Women http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRWkEky8GoI Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Layton 0 #14 December 18, 2004 izzat a limp biskit? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
3ringheathen 0 #15 December 18, 2004 Reminds me of EMT training. Question on final written test: What is the field treatment for a penile fracture? It was multiple choice, but the correct answer was: Splint in the position of function. So in case you ever wondered why medics have an assortment of tongue depressors, popsicle sticks and toothpicks, now you know. -Josh If you have time to panic, you have time to do something more productive. -Me* *Ron has accused me of plagiarizing this quote. He attributes it to Douglas Adams. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stewie 0 #16 December 18, 2004 QuoteWhat is the field treatment for a penile fracture? Where was the option for "Cup your own johnson, go to your knees and cry like a girl?""Fuck that. I'll take a good ass-pounding over a bj any day." -- pyrotech Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Opie 0 #17 December 18, 2004 Are you sure its a bone and not a toy http://www.bmezine.com/glossary/index.html Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
