Morcyk 0 #101 December 16, 2004 what is this sex thing you people speak of? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #102 December 16, 2004 Quotewhat is this sex thing you people speak of? I do believe that's the stuff I now get on-demand. Kinda like interactive pay-per-view, only without the 'pay' part. It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cloudseeker2001 0 #103 December 16, 2004 last Saturday morning and very, very much to my surprise!!!!!!! "Some call it heavenly in it's brilliance, others mean and rueful of the western dream" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #104 December 16, 2004 About 4 hours ago. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
josheezammit 0 #105 December 16, 2004 let's just put things like this, I will quote a famous jedi knight, "I have not heard that, for a long, long time." Ahh, what a wonderful world. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #106 December 16, 2004 Quotelet's just put things like this, I will quote a famous jedi knight, "I have not heard that, for a long, long time." CrazyIvan????? Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
josheezammit 0 #107 December 16, 2004 Quote CrazyIvan????? ummmm, ya, he sits on the jedi council with goodnplentygirl, right? Ahh, what a wonderful world. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bigwallmaster 0 #108 December 16, 2004 A Year!!!! Jesus. Suddenly I feel much better! Late October for me. Cheers, J.P. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #109 December 16, 2004 QuoteBut you know how i feel about actually committing to someone. You know, this problem seems to be running rampant in the dz.commer membership. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #110 December 16, 2004 93.5 hours ago. But got it Thursday night, Friday morning, afternoon & night. Saturday morning. Sunday morning & night. Damn, I feel like a teenager again. Life is GOOD!!!Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nerd137 0 #111 December 16, 2004 Maybe if I start calling myself "Boinky" instead of "nerd" my chances of scoring would improve. What do y'all think? Or something else which has a little more sexual potency behind it. Hmmmmm.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #112 December 16, 2004 QuoteDamn, I feel like a teenager again. There is laws against that. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #113 December 16, 2004 QuoteMaybe if I start calling myself "Boinky" instead of "nerd" my chances of scoring would improve. What do y'all think? Or something else which has a little more sexual potency behind it. Hmmmmm.... You really think my name has sexual potency? WOW! I'm pretty particular about who I "boink," though. I guess you could use a name like "studmuffin," "hardon," or "sircumsalot." Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #114 December 16, 2004 QuoteThere is laws against that. Shhhh....nah, my "playtoy" is legal. Just brings out the horny teenager in me. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TypicalFish 0 #115 December 16, 2004 Quotegotten any lately? for me it's been a year today not sure i remember what it is... I wouldn't know, I am a virgin, pure as the driven snow... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nerd137 0 #116 December 16, 2004 QuoteI guess you could use a name like "studmuffin," "hardon," or "sircumsalot." [CENTER][B]LMAO!!![/CENTER][/B] Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyskydiver 0 #117 December 17, 2004 QuoteQuotegotten any lately? for me it's been a year today not sure i remember what it is... I wouldn't know, I am a virgin, pure as the driven snow... Yeah...........right..............Mr. Jeans. Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #118 December 17, 2004 QuoteHere's a thought: the 1st annual dz.com orgy! Bow bow, chika-chicka, bow bow... (...or has that already been suggested and vetoed?) Actually, they call it WFFC... I had ya'll beat up til 3 months ago... 30 years edited to add: Now, 4 days ago... <--- BTW, post 499... 500 will be naked.... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #119 December 17, 2004 Hrm, about an hour ago. Damn, i've had a GOOOOD day!!! ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #120 December 17, 2004 (Vanilla hi-fives the Sunny One.) YAY for Sunny girl!!! YAY for ALL DAY SEX!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
antifnsocial 0 #121 December 17, 2004 QuoteQuotegotten any lately? for me it's been a year today not sure i remember what it is... I wouldn't know, I am a virgin, pure as the driven snow... OH NO...you're kidding!!! I mean...um... how admirable....Please feel free to reply to my posts and pm's, but only if you're smart enough to understand what they really mean. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #122 December 17, 2004 QuoteI had ya'll beat up til 3 months ago... 30 years Now I'm not questioning that you know how long you were a virgin, but I have it from a very reliable source that you were actually one for 30 years, 4 months and 4 days. That would mean that it's not even been 1 1/2 months since you were stripped of your virginity. Any Regrets?Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sheenster303 0 #123 December 17, 2004 QuoteQuoteI had ya'll beat up til 3 months ago... 30 years Now I'm not questioning that you know how long you were a virgin, but I have it from a very reliable source that you were actually one for 30 years, 4 months and 4 days. Am I close in saying that would make his birthday be June 26th or something like that? I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #124 December 17, 2004 QuoteAm I close in saying that would make his birthday be June 26th or something like that? Maybe....maybe not. If I told you, I'd have to kill you. You've heard about all those new government privacy laws right? Big brother is always watching.....Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Superman32 0 #125 December 17, 2004 Quote Hrm, about an hour ago. Damn, i've had a GOOOOD day!!! Damn Sunny, must you rub it in our faces... Actually can you rub it in MY face Inveniam Viam aut Faciam I'm back biatches! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites