I need....

[kai2k1 0]

Please help me, I need...


18,000 paper clips, 14,000 pieces of chewed up bubble gum (individually wrapped), 542 kiwi fruits, 212 rolls of duct tape, 1450 burned out light bulbs, a cart from Wal-Mart. 174 gallons of used 10W40 Motor Oil, (10w30 just wont work), 120 feet of extension cords, 4 #6 turkey loads and a and a beer. I'm thinking this will be enough, however I reserve the right to change and add quantities as i see fit.

Please help me find these items, the fate of the world depends on it.



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There's no truer sense of flying than sky diving," Scott Cowan

[kai2k1 0]

Scratch the extension cords. I have enough in my garage. Thanks for the help.

There's no truer sense of flying than sky diving," Scott Cowan

[sum1mom 0]

Can the gum actually be Dentene? (I'm out of bubble gum)

I've chewed it and its not bubbly at all and, I can't seem to find the original wrapper. Will an old Bubblicious wrapper be okay, or must the original chewed "bubble gum" (or chewed Dentene in my case) come in its original wrapper?

I'm very confused by your post and would like to help save man kind.

[kai2k1 0]

I need bubble gum, preferably Super bubble or dubble bubble. Sugarless bubble gums do not have the right consistencies for the project.


Thanks for the help though

There's no truer sense of flying than sky diving," Scott Cowan

[gravityizsexy 0]

It's gonna cost you extra on the burned out light bulbs...
the universities aren't producing like they used too...

"'Someday is not a day in my week'"

[DaGimp 0]

wtf is the project??

"Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas

[kai2k1 0]

I havent decided yet, wither its going to be a volcano, golf cart, or a transporter to the future.

There's no truer sense of flying than sky diving," Scott Cowan

[sum1mom 0]

ooooooh....okay, now that explains the shopping cart from WalMart AND the Double Bubble. Every DZ needs a new golf cart.

Will plastic coated paper clips work? I have about 10 in my desk.

[kai2k1 0]

Yes, Ill just strip them to get to the bare metal. It may be some extra work, but I am up for the task!


This is going to be the best thing ever!!!

There's no truer sense of flying than sky diving," Scott Cowan

[YahooLV 0]

Alright! Finally, SEX GAMES!!!

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[sum1mom 0]

if its a transporter to the future, you can still model it after the Back to the Future DeLorean with the frame of the WalMart shopping cart, however, you may want to get a little bit longer extension cord. Unless, of course its just gonna sit within driving distance to the fridge at the DZ when you feel you are about to owe beer.

Great project, but think outside the box, buddy!!

[kai2k1 0]

Maybe i should put some sheet metal on it too to protect myself from the particles in the time continum...

There's no truer sense of flying than sky diving," Scott Cowan

[plowdirt 0]

ahhh, YES a new golf cart for WFFC 2005. You have plenty of time.

[sum1mom 0]

I really thought that was what the double-bubble was for....

and now for that plutonium.


edited to remove pluntonium....that's what the can of beer is for...

[Snowwhite 0]

I'm working on the used motor oil, I'll put something under my van that will catch it, rather than just soak it up. Should have enough for you by early spring..

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[PhillyKev 0]

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1450 burned out light bulbs

Don't you mean.....full dark suckers?