sum1mom 0 #1 December 15, 2004 I thought I would warm my car up this morning while I dressed for work. So, I take my spare keys, start the truck (in the driveway), and locked it, while safely clutching my master keys in my robe. As it really never gets very cold in Houston, this was a new thing for me to do.... ...needless to say, I get dressed and am ready to go - then sh*t!!! the door will NOT unlock with my keys or remote... ...so, there I stand in my driveway with my keys IN MY HAND, while the Truck IS RUNNING and am Locked OUT!!! (yes, the windows were up too!) I felt so blonde....so very, very blonde. I had to crawl the the rear window of my truck to get inside.(and crawl over my Xmas tree)...what a sight that must have been. Just thought I would share this one.... D'oh!!!! (I think I'll put my tree up today) and, Amanduh.....don't even start with me... Merry Christmas!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #2 December 15, 2004 You forgot to attach pictures __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sum1mom 0 #3 December 15, 2004 I would have but my camera was locked in my truck.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amanduh 0 #4 December 15, 2004 HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAA OH GOODNESS...I honestly wouldn't even know where to start!!! I think the topic's "SUBJECT" takes care of all for me! hehehe *Thanks the lord I am not blonde* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #5 December 15, 2004 Bwahahaa!! Girl, you're too funny! you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paige 0 #6 December 15, 2004 Wow, sounds like quite a fiasco. I would have been just as confused as to why the car would not unlock with the keys you had. Glad it all worked out for ya. Thanks for sharing that's a great storyTunnel Pink Mafia Delegate www.TunnelPinkMafia.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sum1mom 0 #7 December 15, 2004 Worst part was calling my coworker...asking for advise, while in the back of my mind thinking "will it unlock if it runs out of gas? (this may take a while)" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amanduh 0 #8 December 15, 2004 LOL! You seriously are tooooo funny girl! Kisses & Hugs!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GravityGirl 0 #9 December 15, 2004 I'm NOT blonde, but I locked myself out of my new house because I took the wrong house key. I was with a friend. We tried every window, then I saw the one I know was opened. The 9" tiny window above my shower! The neighbors were making bets that my fat ass wouldn't fit through it. Ha! I managed to cram that back in. I went feet first so I wouldn't fall head first into the shower and lie there bleeding with everyone locked out. It was my top that I had to manipulate through! Talk about embarrassing! I had to sit there half in a tiny window and squish my boobs throught the window! My neighbors moved the next week! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Peace and Blue Skies! Bonnie ==>Gravity Gear! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amanduh 0 #10 December 15, 2004 WOWA! Now THAT is definatly an experience to say the least! I guess when a woman has her mind set, she will manage to accomplish, well, sometimes the impossible! Sorry your neighbors decided to move after that incident though...hehehe Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sum1mom 0 #11 December 15, 2004 It's amazing when our arses are being sized up, that we can have the dexterity of a ferret, isn't it? Sorry for your owie! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GravityGirl 0 #12 December 15, 2004 It's okay. The bra was padded, but I did get an inner thigh bruise that I had to explain to my husband when he got home! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Peace and Blue Skies! Bonnie ==>Gravity Gear! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #13 December 15, 2004 That is a funny story But i can't think of a reason that you couldn't unlock your door with the engine running. I do it all the time with my dodge truck. I leave it running and keep my remote in my pocket, works like a champ. Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sum1mom 0 #14 December 15, 2004 It will not open!! I had to work the lock on the rear door beneath the window to get it to open. I pushed every button on my remote and nothing happened. When I put the key in the doors (passenger side and driver side) ...nothing right or left (I tried flipping the key, as it may have been upside down...still nothing).. I don't what to do! It must be some kind of theft-pretection-thingy or a defect. I now have two options for cold mornings: 1. Frozen fingers 2. Stolen truck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #15 December 15, 2004 A month ago on a day it was about 20F in CT I locked both my regular and extra as well as the valet sets of keys in my car with my cell phone and my AAA card and the spare sheet of paper I had the number to AAA on. I umm... am blonde too...... I feel your pain....then when Mr. AAA car lock opener guy gets there, he checks each and every door to see if one was actually unlocked. When I asked him why he was checking and didn't he think I would have checked each door myself he just looked at me like this > Sigh....... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sum1mom 0 #16 December 15, 2004 Ah ha!! I'll blame it on my swedish ancestors....not the injuns.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #17 December 15, 2004 Well, I hate to tell you this, I'm half Swedish but also 1/4 Cherokee. Maybe it's just a deadly combination. Scary, are we related? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dougiefresh 0 #18 December 15, 2004 Quotehalf Swedish but also 1/4 Cherokee Holy cow that's a unique combination! I bet you're hot, racial genetic mixing produces some amazingly beautiful people. It's thought that the mixing actually is a darwinian advantage, not only becuase you look good and get to pass on your genes, but because genetic diseases like sickle cell get diluted.Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
champu 1 #19 December 15, 2004 QuoteI don't what to do! It must be some kind of theft-pretection-thingy or a defect. The number one solution to any engineering problem is to simply list a defect as a feature. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #20 December 15, 2004 I have quite a similar funny story, but I'm not posting it. Only because the ones already posted are too damned funny and need to stand on their own. Thanks for the laugh. See, blondes do serve a purpose. Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amanduh 0 #21 December 15, 2004 QuoteSee, blondes do serve a purpose. Chris Oh if you only knew! Shari (sum1mom) is ALWAYS doing something amusing or funny to make us laugh!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sum1mom 0 #22 December 15, 2004 Chocktaw-Chickasaw say "How" to Cherokee-Swedish sista!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #23 December 15, 2004 QuoteThanks for the laugh. See, blondes do serve a purpose. You mean as a warning to others? (kidding Sherry!) you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #24 December 15, 2004 QuoteOh if you only knew! Sherri (sum1mom) is ALWAYS doing something amusing or funny to make us laugh!!!! Then she must post more! Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
antifnsocial 0 #25 December 15, 2004 woops- had to edit my post because I deleted my words before posting accidentally anyways... have done so many similar things and I am not blonde at all... just goofy Please feel free to reply to my posts and pm's, but only if you're smart enough to understand what they really mean. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
