Girlfalldown 0 #1 December 13, 2004 It's very rare for me to ever buy a lottery ticket but for some reason last Friday I did. I was absolutely certain I'd win it. I even bought $5 worth! Can you believe out of all those numbers I didn't even get 1? NOT 1 SINGLE NUMBER! I already had my speech all ready for my boss. I'd even promised a friend new gear if I won and she really needs it! I spent the weekend figuring out where I would travel first and what I'd bring with me. I'm so bummed. I never win anything. (this is purely a "poor me" post) -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #2 December 13, 2004 Damn, now you can't afford panties. I guess that means you'll still be going commando. Bummer. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
unformed 0 #3 December 13, 2004 You gotta try harder next time. Buy ten this weekend. I give you my assurance you will win. Pick the numbers 10 23 2 24 12 31 9 10 for at leat one of the tickets.This ad space for sale. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DaGimp 0 #4 December 13, 2004 QuoteI spent the weekend figuring out where I would travel first and what I'd bring with me. you would come here to NC.....my house particularly...and not bring a thing.......not even a single piece of clothing"Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #5 December 13, 2004 I won a small safe once. At a casino night thing about 20 years ago. The safe is in my garage. I have no idea what the combination is anymore and don't know what's in it. I think I need to drill that safe and "win" whatever I thought was important enough to put in a safe 20 years ago. You're better off without the millions, Shannon. The first time you checked into the Betty Ford Clinic a couple years down the road from winning you would remember us and miss us. "Oh, those skydiver people I used to know. They were fun". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #6 December 13, 2004 QuoteDamn, now you can't afford panties. I guess that means you'll still be going commando. Bummer. Yeah, it's a real bummer. Imagine how breezy it is here with this short skirt on! I might catch a cold. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #7 December 13, 2004 Dude... if I had millions I wouldn't stop skydiving. I'd just skydive more and in more places! As for the Betty Ford Clinic, I'd make sure I brought my good friends along with me for the whole ride so I wouldn't have to be lonely in there. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #8 December 13, 2004 Yeah, I guess. A good friend would check you in to the Betty Ford clinic. A REALLY good friend would be forced into detox with you by court order. Which reminds me. Where's my crack pipe? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MC208B 0 #9 December 13, 2004 Don't feel bad Shannon, at least you can try again. There is no lottery in HawaiiHow can I get rich or even retire without the lottery?!?Funny thing is the #1 vacation spot for Hawaiian's is Las Vegas Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #10 December 13, 2004 QuoteYeah, I guess. A good friend would check you in to the Betty Ford clinic. A REALLY good friend would be forced into detox with you by court order. Which reminds me. Where's my crack pipe? Last time I saw it it was being passed to..... er I mean what crack pipe? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jib 0 #11 December 13, 2004 QuoteI won a small safe once. At a casino night thing about 20 years ago. The safe is in my garage. I have no idea what the combination is anymore and don't know what's in it. Better take it to Raeford and let he experts blow it u..., er, I mean open. I lost the lottery here in Florida two. I wonder how many other lottery losers there are on DZ.com? -------------------------------------------------- the depth of his depravity sickens me. -- Jerry Falwell, People v. Larry Flynt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #12 December 13, 2004 QuoteI wonder how many other lottery losers there are on DZ.com? It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kris 0 #13 December 13, 2004 QuoteBetter take it to Raeford and let he experts blow it u..., er, I mean open. No doubt. That safe wouldn't last 30 seconds in Coconut Monkey's hands. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gravityizsexy 0 #14 December 13, 2004 I bought my first lottery ticket a month ago, and lost... horribly. Funny stuff though, I walk in the kiosk and ask the clerk for a lottery ticket, then I say, "OK, so how does this thing work... what do I do?" and he gives me this "are you serious" look, at which point I just wanted to get my ticket and leave.. so I did the randomn drawing thing and lost.. I imagine I'll do it again sometime... I was pretty sure that night was it for me... the dissapointment was very dissapointing. I feel you GFD, better luck next time "'Someday is not a day in my week'" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #15 December 13, 2004 So you know what I'm talking about then!! What are the odds? Something like 1 in 11? You'd think one of us would win! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vallerina 2 #16 December 13, 2004 If I ever play the lottery, I'm going to use "1 2 3 4 5 6." I'd be famous if I won!There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildblue 7 #17 December 13, 2004 QuoteIf I ever play the lottery, I'm going to use "1 2 3 4 5 6." I'd be famous if I won! "1 2 3 4 5 6? That's the kind of combination an idiot would put on his luggage!"it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DaGimp 0 #18 December 13, 2004 QuoteBetter take it to Raeford and let he experts blow it u..., er, I mean open think i may still have some C4 somewhere "Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Damion 0 #19 December 13, 2004 where would your first trip be? answer correctly! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DaGimp 0 #20 December 13, 2004 Quotewhere would your first trip be? answer correctly! to the gear shop"Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gravityizsexy 0 #21 December 13, 2004 I know, right!!! "'Someday is not a day in my week'" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #22 December 13, 2004 Quotewhere would your first trip be? answer correctly! South Africa! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #23 December 13, 2004 Are you going for the giraffe BBQ at HH's place? ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #24 December 13, 2004 QuoteAre you going for the giraffe BBQ at HH's place? This is all hypothetical of course. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FIREFLYR 0 #25 December 13, 2004 QuoteYeah, I guess. A good friend would check you in to the Betty Ford clinic. A REALLY good friend would be forced into detox with you by court order. Which reminds me. Where's my crack pipe? I thought I told you about hanging out with those Bush girls...tisk tisk"One flew East,and one flew West..............one flew over the cuckoo's nest" "There's absolutely no excuse for the way I'm about to act" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
