Zenister 0 #26 October 2, 2004 Q:how many bassists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: none. the piano player does it with his left hand. Q:how many lead singers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One, but she simply stands there and lets the world revolve around her...____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #27 October 2, 2004 How many belly fliers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Eight. Seven to screw it in, but just one to screw it up! Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
metalslug 36 #28 October 2, 2004 How many computer software developers does it take to screw in a lightbulb ? None. I'ts a hardware problem. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ltdiver 3 #29 December 13, 2004 QuoteMy fave joke... How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but i haven't figured out how to get them in the light bulb yet. Scott Picture to go with your joke.... ltdiver Don't tell me the sky's the limit when there are footprints on the moon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Unstable 9 #30 December 13, 2004 How about this one - I use it all the time with First Jump Students on the ride to Altitude.... How many Skydivers Does it take to Screw in a Lightbulb? Answer: ARCH!!!! Sorry, I got nuthin...=========Shaun ========== Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #31 December 13, 2004 How many flute players does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well, 12, the first 11 thought they were supposed to screw the lightbulb, atleast only one got pregnant. How many Aggies does it take to screw in a lightbult? 3. One to screw it in, one to name it a new tradition and a third to lead the yell Screw the hell outta the lightbulb! How many t-sips (texas university students) does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Their daddy's already paid to have the light replaced, which worked out since none of the students know how to actually do any sort of real work. How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb? DUDE, you wanna ride a bike? How many skydivers does it take to change a lightbulb? 12, a case of beer, a bottle of whiskey and 15 creepers. 3 to stack up the creepsers as a makeshift stool/ladder, 1 climbs the stack to change the lightbulb and 1 person to drive the idiot who fell off the creepers to the hospital. (and 7 to shoot different angles of video and stills).--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #32 December 13, 2004 How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but it takes a long, long time, it's very expensive, and the light bulb has to want to change. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dougiefresh 0 #33 December 13, 2004 How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they screw in hot tubs. Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
