sunshine 2 #26 December 9, 2004 QuoteHow about "just smack him on the ass" and see if he responds? That has worked for me before. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #27 December 9, 2004 QuoteHow about "just smack him on the ass" and see if he responds? I have survived a Cora ass-smacking. (American Boogie '03) It's like a tactical nuke going off on you ass cheek. Anybody who does not respond to one has had their body taken over by aliens and should have a stake driven through it's heart. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #28 December 9, 2004 QuoteQuoteI just use the simplified test - Is she under 30? That does narrow it but over 30 doesn't necessarily mean she isn't. I know, I just like to know "Is she rambling about nonsense because she's drunk or just too young to know better?" If she's already drunk, she's on her way to finding me attractive (and think of the money that I save). Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nanook 1 #29 December 9, 2004 Is this that "he's just not into you" thread that harpo did? Man! Do women really listen to what that infeminiate weirdo say? He reminds me of those "one of the girls" type guys. Does he qualify to talk on the behalf of us?_____________________________ "The trouble with quotes on the internet is that you can never know if they are genuine" - Abraham Lincoln Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #30 December 9, 2004 QuoteIs she rambling about nonsense because she's drunk or just too young to know better?" Or just too old to care? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #31 December 9, 2004 QuoteIf she's already drunk, she's on her way to finding me attractive (and think of the money that I save). No DOUBT! You have to be careful HOW drunk they are though. Not much fun if they are passed out or puking. Of course........there's a really fine line between them finding you attractive and going over the edge. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #32 December 9, 2004 QuoteI love you. I've always loved you. Sometimes you just have to take a chance. What if the guy is the same way? Not good at admitting how he feels? You start it, be assertive, take a chance Oh, I flirt all the time just don't get attached to a guy is all. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #33 December 9, 2004 The beauty of it is that he wrote a book on relationships that turns out to have some truth in it. Of course, like most "self-help" books that give excellent advice, no one wants to hear the truth. Fantasy for women. Harlequinn books. Fantasy for men. Drew Carey dating a babe on his show or any of the Revenge of the Nerds movies. QuoteBy "no I never want to see you again" maybe he is being distant because he was hurt in the past. He has a baggage problem. I'll help him overcome that and then he'll be able to get close to me. That guy has it figured out. He gets paid to go on tv and talk. Wish I had that job. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #34 December 9, 2004 QuoteFantasy for women. Harlequinn books. Do some women actually beleive in or want that stupid sappy hollywood romance crap? If so, they need to grow up. I admit that i read some romance books but it's for fun, not cause thats what i really want. Geesh. Just gimme some skydiver from FL that can launch inflatables outta the skyvan and i'm happy. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #35 December 9, 2004 QuoteNo DOUBT! You have to be careful HOW drunk they are though. Not much fun if they are passed out or puking. Of course........there's a really fine line between them finding you attractive and going over the edge. Experience has taught me to figure that out. I have a conversion chart. Weight and drinking experience determine consumption level. You don't want the "date" to end with you holding their hair back off the edge of the toilet. That ruins the romance. Ever notice how that "ralphing" sound echoes? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vallerina 2 #36 December 9, 2004 QuoteFantasy for women. Harlequinn books. Fantasy for Vallerina: Dating Resumes There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #37 December 9, 2004 QuoteI admit that i read some romance books but it's for fun Guys too. It is amazing how many guys are in a fantasy world. People have such unrealistic expectations that it makes me wonder. QuoteGeesh. Just gimme some skydiver from FL that can launch inflatables outta the skyvan and i'm happy. You should be happy, all men desire you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #38 December 9, 2004 QuoteQuoteIs she rambling about nonsense because she's drunk or just too young to know better?" Or just too old to care? Care? You're the only one who really cares. The rest are just superficial and desire me for my bod. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #39 December 9, 2004 Damn, there goes my monitor and keyboard. What gets coffee out from between the keys? -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #40 December 9, 2004 QuoteDamn, there goes my monitor and keyboard. What gets coffee out from between the keys? I meant to talk to you at Rantoul... when the other girls were talking about being picked up by guys, they didn't mean being carried around. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #41 December 9, 2004 All this talk is getting me excited. My right nipple is hard...keep it up and the left one might get hard too!! ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
josheezammit 0 #42 December 9, 2004 one love, damn let's play some bob marley music to settle down wild blue, wait a minute, hell no he is right PREACH ON BROTHER!!!!!! Ahh, what a wonderful world. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WrongWay 0 #43 December 9, 2004 Seth, you're a genius. Wrong Way D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451 The wiser wolf prevails. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #44 December 9, 2004 QuoteIt’s not right to expect you to make the first move on every girl you see. If they just sit back and don’t make a move, they’re either just not into you or an uppity bitch. OR she's just too shy to ask... I had to be set up on a blind date to meet my husband...~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DJL 235 #45 December 9, 2004 And just for that emotion, some David Gray - Say Hello Wave Goodbye Standing at the door of the pink Flamingo Crying in the rain It was a kind of so so love, and I'm gonna make sure it doesn't happen again. You and I had to be the standing joke of the year. You were a run around, a lost and found. and not for me I feel. Take your hands off me, please I don't belong to you, you see. Take a look in my face, for the last time. I never knew you., you never knew me. Say hello, goodbye. Say hello and wave goodbye. We tried to make it work, you in a cocktail skirt. And me in a suit, and it just wasn't me. You're used to wearing less, and now your life's a mess. So insecure you seem. I put up with all the scenes, this is one scene, that's goin to be played my way Take your hands off me, please I don't belong to you, you see. Take a look in my face, for the last time. I never knew you., you never knew me. Say hello, goodbye. Say hello and wave goodbye. Say hello and wave goodbye. Under the deep red light, I can see the make up slidding down. Well hey little girl, you will will always make up So take off that unbecoming frown. As for me well, I'll find some one who's not going cheap in the sales. A nice little house wife, who'll give me a steady life. And not keep going off the rails. Take your hands off me, please I don't belong to you, you see. Take a look in my face, for the last time. I never knew you., you never knew me. Say hello, goodbye. Say hello and wave goodbye. Say hello and wave goodbye. Say hello and wave goodbye. Wave goodbye. Say hello and wave goodbye. Say hello, wave goodbye. Goodbye. Say goodbye. Say goodbye. We were born before the wind. Who were we to understand. We were born before the wind Say goodbye. Through the rain, hail, sleet and snow, Say good bye. And I'm trying, trying, trying To say goodbye. Say goodbye. Say goodbye. Say goodbye. In the wind and the rain my darling. Say goodbye. In the wind and the rain my darling..."I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumperconway 0 #46 December 9, 2004 Calling all Tier 1 women! Oh shit, it's Thursday already! OK tier 2 girls it's your turn now! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #47 December 9, 2004 Oh my gawd! I know you're talking about chicks here but I swear I had an ex boyfriend that was an uppity bitch! HA!!! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zenister 0 #48 December 9, 2004 Quote You have to smack me in the face with your feelings before I'll admit to mine. and so of course half the world never gets together... because somehow (if you happen to be 'Mr. Wrong') showing any interest is taken enough of the wrong way that its just easier not to bother...so both sides wait fo an ivitataion they never receive...____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zenister 0 #49 December 9, 2004 QuoteQuoteIs she rambling about nonsense because she's drunk or just too young to know better?" Or just too old to care? how about too jaded??____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weegegirl 2 #50 December 9, 2004 QuoteSeth, you're a genius. Um, honey... why is he a genius?? Is it because he wants to take a bubble bath with you?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
