happythoughts 0 #1 December 10, 2004 too weird maybe I thought this was about the weirdest thing that I have ever heard of. And gross too. Don't read on. Too gross. QuoteScanty nourishment and the permanent lack of microelements and vitamins made people of the Bubal tribe ask their only wealth - cows - for help. The tribers learned that eating the menstrual matter of cows helps them fight such diseases as rachitis, scurvy and leukemia. The mysterious tribe and their cows roam on the border between Kenya and Somalia. This is the only nation in the world, which practices a very unusual tradition: their children eat cows' menstrual matter until they get married. The Bubals believe that the licking of cow's vagina makes would-be warriors strong and courageous. Italian scientists have recently discovered that the menstrual matter of cows is a source of such vitamins as B6, B12, E and D. In addition, it makes up the deficiency of iron, magnesium, phosphorus, calcium and potassium. That is why, scientists think, cows protect the tribe from the most horrible disease of the region - anemia (the lack of haemoglobin). The most interesting thing happens afterwards, though. Hormone changes become extremely conspicuous with all males of the African tribe, after they reach puberty: their testicles grow up to 70-80 centimeters in diameter. The "miracle of nature" happens on account of the untraditional nourishment that tribal individuals practice in their adolescence. The hormone-rich menstrual secretion of the cattle causes irreversible hormone changes with humans. It is noteworthy, that such giant testicles do not exert any negative influence on the reproductive function, although they do cause many other obvious problems. Ok, here is another weird part. Who wants to pay to see people with giant testicles? QuoteTourists from all over the world are ready to pay huge money to take a look at giant testicles. Tourists' money help the tribal nation improve the quality of their meals. It is not ruled out that the next generation of Bubals will have nothing to boast with. Pic attached. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyangel2 2 #2 December 10, 2004 Those might be the type of testicles that you would want to keep away from lap tops!May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #3 December 10, 2004 These are the kinds of testicles that you'd want to keep away from an esculater.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tunaplanet 0 #4 December 10, 2004 QuoteThese are the kinds of testicles that you'd want to keep away from an esculater. Car doors would have to rank up there as well. Having your gonads smashed by a slamming car door has to be an all new level of pain. Forty-two Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyangel2 2 #5 December 10, 2004 Okay that's it, no more eating M&Ms when reading Dropzone.com. I almost choked again!May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #6 December 10, 2004 And I thought I knew nut pain after my surgery...FUCK that would HURT!--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #7 December 10, 2004 This thread tells me two things. Clay must have really big balls And you can make a tourist trap out of anything. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #8 December 10, 2004 Oh yeah...and there are really happy cows along the border between Kenya and Somalia. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #9 December 10, 2004 Man, if someone made a pair of pants for those guys, it'd have to have a codpiece...more like a Weber Grill top sewn into the front of the pants, though.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #10 December 10, 2004 Bwahahahah!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #11 December 10, 2004 You know those hardship stories that parents always tell the kids? "When I was a kid, we had to walk 3 miles to school." "Yeah, dad, we still do that. Our school is 3 miles away." "So? How big are your testicles? Ours weighed 16 lbs and we wore underwire support jockeys. Walking anywhere was a bitch." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jumpervint 0 #12 December 10, 2004 Damn. This post is from someone named Happythoughts? I think I'm gonna have nightmares. Although, that old ditty comes to mind. "Can you throw 'em over your shoulder like a continental soldier? Does your pair hang low?" Vint. . . . . "Make it hard again." Doc Ed “A person needs a little madness, or else they never dare cut the rope and be free” Nikos Kazantzakis Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
adrenalinejunki 0 #13 December 10, 2004 I bet those guys don't need a table to eat (when they aren't eating cow lips). I wonder if they do that right after they mate thier cattle? __________________________________________________What's the worst that can happen? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #14 December 10, 2004 QuoteI bet those guys don't need a table to eat ...there is a pic...just figured that no one really wanted to see it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
piisfish 140 #15 December 10, 2004 well I've been trying for years, still in a good health but my balls are still 3cm scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cajundude 0 #16 December 10, 2004 I don't think I would pay to see a bunch of giant nut sacks. Dude, that has got to suck.....WTF! Cow menstrual juice...GROSSSSSS! Hmmmm, let's see what would I like to have for lunch today. Well, Little Aboroga, how bout some Cow cheese chunks! Yummy mommy! Can I please have it with a side of beetles and Uncle Mannie's Menstrual Juice? Why yes Aboraga you may! Be careful not to spill the special sauce. Thanks mommy. Where are we eating today? Today we are using Uncle Jorooba's table and tomorrow we will use your father's nut table. Enjoy your breakfast! I love you mommy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
leroydb 0 #17 December 10, 2004 RepostLeroy ..I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #18 December 10, 2004 Hmmm...interesting __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest #19 December 10, 2004 Quote too weird maybe I thought this was about the weirdest thing that I have ever heard of. And gross too. Don't read on. Too gross. QuoteScanty nourishment and the permanent lack of microelements and vitamins made people of the Bubal tribe ask their only wealth - cows - for help. The tribers learned that eating the menstrual matter of cows helps them fight such diseases as rachitis, scurvy and leukemia. The mysterious tribe and their cows roam on the border between Kenya and Somalia. This is the only nation in the world, which practices a very unusual tradition: their children eat cows' menstrual matter until they get married. The Bubals believe that the licking of cow's vagina makes would-be warriors strong and courageous. Italian scientists have recently discovered that the menstrual matter of cows is a source of such vitamins as B6, B12, E and D. In addition, it makes up the deficiency of iron, magnesium, phosphorus, calcium and potassium. That is why, scientists think, cows protect the tribe from the most horrible disease of the region - anemia (the lack of haemoglobin). The most interesting thing happens afterwards, though. Hormone changes become extremely conspicuous with all males of the African tribe, after they reach puberty: their testicles grow up to 70-80 centimeters in diameter. The "miracle of nature" happens on account of the untraditional nourishment that tribal individuals practice in their adolescence. The hormone-rich menstrual secretion of the cattle causes irreversible hormone changes with humans. It is noteworthy, that such giant testicles do not exert any negative influence on the reproductive function, although they do cause many other obvious problems. Ok, here is another weird part. Who wants to pay to see people with giant testicles? QuoteTourists from all over the world are ready to pay huge money to take a look at giant testicles. Tourists' money help the tribal nation improve the quality of their meals. It is not ruled out that the next generation of Bubals will have nothing to boast with. Pic attached. "BUT WE'VE GOT THE BIGGEST- BALLS OF THEM ALL!" Very witty, but hardly clever. Score is 2 Laughing Smileys, but deduct one for repost penalty for a total of one Laughing Smiley. Here it is... mh ."The mouse does not know life until it is in the mouth of the cat." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
alanab 0 #20 December 10, 2004 QuoteRepost oh yeah? then why did no one help me here? thanks for the repost, i needed it! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
leroydb 0 #21 December 10, 2004 so i wasnt the african with big ball that you were talking about?Leroy ..I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyangel2 2 #22 December 10, 2004 If you notice John started that thread, and only got 13 replies. Bill is pass that. Makes you wonder. Not to worry John, I love you. If you had put that avatar of you and Val on when you had started that post, I'm sure more people would have looked at your thread.May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #23 December 10, 2004 I'll bet that they never have a problem keeping their nuts out from under their leg strapsI am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #24 December 10, 2004 I am agog. Where's the gaping jaw icon? you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #25 December 10, 2004 You know.........every once in a while I find myself thinking "Dammitt....did I have to read THAT thread?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
