PhillyKev 0 #26 August 30, 2001 So....what....."fireworks" = vibrator????cielos azules y cerveza fría-Kevin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zennie 0 #27 August 30, 2001 Matt & I did a horny gorilla --------Zennie"I know the pieces fit. 'Cause I watched them fall away..."--Tool Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FallinWoman 1 #28 August 30, 2001 I just asked someone if he is "coming out this weekend"I don't think he is gay, but the question seems to be leading in that direction..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #29 August 30, 2001 QuoteI just asked someone if he is "coming out this weekend"I don't think he is gay, but the question seems to be leading in that direction.....BwAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Fallinwoman rocks!!Speed Racer"Come up to my lab,And see what's on the slab!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DZBone 0 #30 August 30, 2001 So, putting the pieces together:"Hey, you coming out this weekend?""You bet, I want to do some hot four-ways with you guys""That'll be great, it'll be Joe's hundredth""No shit! He's definitely getting a pie in the face!""Maybe we should do a horny gorilla!""Or maybe some tube dives!""Only if you pack my shit when we're done.""Aren't you afraid I will make you snivel?""No, you usually give me a hard opening.""I am going to be so exhausted afterwards." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FallingMarc 0 #31 August 30, 2001 QuoteI just asked someone if he is "coming out this weekend"I don't think he is gay, but the question seems to be leading in that direction.....Ahem. So I say yes, and I'm bringing some guys who have never tried it but I want to convert...Marc Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aviatrr 0 #32 August 30, 2001 Quote So what are some nasty-sounding skydiving phrases? It always makes me wonder when the tandem instructors tell the students to "get on your knees.....ok, now sit on my lap".. Mike Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freaksister 0 #33 August 30, 2001 QuoteSo....what....."fireworks" = vibrator????Good Lord! You will ask anything! LOLThat's not what I was referring to! But I always say, a vivid imagination never hurt anyone!! SisI lust for the ultimate rush... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpervali 2 #34 August 30, 2001 I've had a tandem student get "up on her knees" then I had to ask her to get up on her knees only. I was more red in the face than she was.jumpervali Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FallingMarc 0 #35 October 20, 2001 Just pulled this thread up out of boredom and the sudden realization of the phrase "snatch force"...Ok enough post whoring for the night, time to get to sleep so that I can safely drive to the DZ in the morning...M Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mccordia 74 #36 October 20, 2001 These all sounded quite akward to me the first time..:)"After you jumped her, you need to pick her up with care, otherwise it's such a mess to clean up when you get back""Just put the nose between your legs and hold it there""Just roll your whole body over there and squeeze all the air out""open 'the bag' and stuff it in" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JanelleAgin 0 #37 December 5, 2004 I'm gettin' nervous since my 100th is coming up and one of my friends said they'd cream-pie me in the face.. "Hold on to the goodness in the people you connect with." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Evelyn 0 #38 December 5, 2004 When I was a very new skydiver I came to work one Monday morning and a coworker asked me how my weekend was. I said "awesome, I did my first 3-way" and I went on to explain that I was used to solos or only one other person and that it was so much fun that we added another guy and did a 4-way, but that the guys were much more experienced and faster than me so I had to really work to keep up with them. By the time I finished my story I had a whole group of coworkers gathered around my desk. They were disappointed when they realized I was talking about skydiving . Life is either a daring adventure or nothing ~ Helen Keller Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
beezyshaw 0 #39 December 5, 2004 I guess my pud was shoved so far up there that I couldn't get my shit out. So I went to plan B and dumped immediately. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #40 December 5, 2004 whoa.... take about the oldies! 2001.... Did the internet exist back then? lolRemster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #41 December 6, 2004 Quotewhoa.... take about the oldies! 2001.... Back when jessicakes posted, spectre230 was still around, fallingmarc would make an appearance, and phreezone was the RAFT man. Oh the memories. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
feuergnom 28 #42 December 6, 2004 Quotewhoa.... take about the oldies! i bet there are many more gems hidden in the vaults of days gone by on dz.com the problem is - how to search for them if you don't now nothing about them?The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #43 December 6, 2004 QuoteQuotewhoa.... take about the oldies! i bet there are many more gems hidden in the vaults of days gone by on dz.com the problem is - how to search for them if you don't now nothing about them? Easy, start at the beginning and start reading Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bclark 0 #44 December 9, 2004 How about these? I am surprised no one else seems to have heard these before. I was almost in when she dumped in my face! I was stuck in the rear end of an Otter all day I reached back and grabbed my pud and gave it a yank and nothing happened! (sounds like a personal problem to me.) I was head down on a 3 way with 2 other guys... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
