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I've decided I no longer want Jessica, Hooked, Michele, B^2 or Sunshine since they never mentioned they wanted me.:(

I don't like to not be wanted. It must be mutual.[:/]

Chris (BTW Bitches, I was accepted in the hottie thread.:P)



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My new list will now include Flygirl03, Skybytch and Skymama (even though I think she hates me for calling her at 12:30am to make sure she was not in a coma.:P)

Chris

I do have to put Sunshine on the cusp since she left me such a sweet message. The jury is out on her right now.:P



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My new list will now include Flygirl03, Skybytch and Skymama (even though I think she hates me for calling her at 12:30am to make sure she was not in a coma.:P)

Chris

I do have to put Sunshine on the cusp since she left me such a sweet message. The jury is out on her right now.:P



Man, it's OK if no one verbalized it ... it doesn't mean you're not wanted. :S Hell, no one is MAN {{yeah, I'm calling ya'll out}} enough to handle me ... I mean ... want me. :D:D:D

Hee, hee ... certainly you can change you're mind {{whispering}} but I think it speaks volumes of character if you change your mind 'cause you don't like them no more ... not because you wished for their attention & didn't get it. "Wanting" their attentions doesn't become you ... you're entirely TOO HOT for that ... ummm, was that in my out loud voice ... I ment to still be whispering ;) :) B|



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You know a dirty thought just crossed through my mind ... OK, it's always in the gutter, but this one is ... well, uh ... didn't I read in a post somewhere where Viking was your "son" & you were his "dad"? Well, earlier I posted I wanted Viking ... now I've posted I want you ... hmmmmm. ;) Interesting indeed.



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who do I want...hmmm... let the list begin (circumstantial of course): rene zelwigger, brittany spears, hally berry, the olson twins, christina agulara, katherine zeda jones, and the list could go on and on... sorry about the spelling errors...I am horrible with names...

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Nothing turns me on more than seeing a sexy girl fly on her head. Oooooohh........ ;):$



Sorry to disappoint you but I can't fly on my head...yet. :$ give me time.



Who cares??? You freely, that's close enough for me!! ;););););):$:$:$:$

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You know a dirty thought just crossed through my mind ... OK, it's always in the gutter, but this one is ... well, uh ... didn't I read in a post somewhere where Viking was your "son" & you were his "dad"? Well, earlier I posted I wanted Viking ... now I've posted I want you ... hmmmmm. Interesting indeed.



Your thought isn't too dirty. Viking is my son via adoption. I'm not old enough to be his real father. Kinky yes, dirty no.:P



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Just thought I'd liven up the crowd a bit.

So, who do you want for Christmas?

I'll say FFGoddess:P



Either my girlfriend, Pamela Anderson, or both at the same time. WTF...theyre both blonde...matching pair!

And dont laugh, I asked Pamela Anderson out on a date over the internet. Didnt get one but at least I had the balls...

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OK, here's a little twist on things ... a kind of "Days of Our Lives" if you will, but here's how it's all spun together:

ACME Skydiver wants “mystery man”

Andy2 wants to read the title again cause he’s lost; oh, scratch that he wants “shit”

BMCD308 & TurtleSpeed want to tease Ivan

BKDice wants JMFreeFly

ChasingBlueSky is getting the woman he wants for Christmas in ZHills

ChopChop wants RoysPlayThing / RoysPlayThing wants BoyToy, her kids more often & ChopChop to slam her up against the wall & f@#$ her unmercifully ... is that about right?

Designer wants “1, 2 or 3 girlfriends”

DJatLarge wants SkyBabe76 / SkyBabe76 & Daizey want WrongWay / WrongWay wants GirlFallDown cause he's such a copycat & he wants Casie / Casie wants “mystery man”, YardHippie & Slappie / Slappie wants Bubbles, SunnyDee123 & himself –DENIED, Turtle says Slappie’s been there done that … but Sebazz1 will take him & talk to him … nothing else … except when he’s got tequila

FlyGator wants “unwanted females” … speak up girls

GiaKrembs wants to find “love of her life”

GirlFallDown wants Hookitt / Hookitt wants Girlfalldown but is to busy for her ... not Hookitt's exact words ... OK, not Hookitt's words at all but maybe he's thinking it ...

Jayruss & PrairieDoug want SkyMama

Jessica wants Brains & SkyBytch / but Brains wants TequilaGirl, & SkyBytch wants “mystery man” / & Deuce wants SkyBytch at Eloy / Duece is pretty sure someone out there wants him … any takers??

JRAF wants MissKris

JRock wants The Pink Mafia, including all future members, & Kelel01 / Kelel01 wants JRock & KolibrieLinda / KolibrieLinda wants Kelel01 / Kelel01 & KolibrieLinda want Darius11 / Darius11 wants Kelel01, KolibrieLinda & along with DTOXX wants Dove / Dove wants Darius11, Sunshine, HappyThoughts & Brits17 / Brits17 wants “mystery guy” & HappyThoughts / HappyThoughts wants “naughty girls list”

JumpRunner wants his GF & Pamela Anderson AT THE SAME TIME :o ... Who ever heard of such a thing! :$

KawiZX900 & MichaelFlying want to read the title again cause they’re lost

Keith wants Ari Weil … am I wrong? It this was the first time this name showed up on anyone’s list.

Keskeie wants “mystery man”

Layton wants SugarGlider

Lioness wants JTVAL

LizzieB wants Bat150

McDuck is wanted by his creditors

MissMae wants her “boyfriend”

N2SKDVN & AirDweller want MoodySkydiver / MoodySkydiver wants “school boy”{He's an unworthy JACKASS} & “mystery man”

Nearly everbody wants BatBex

Paige wants to see Pete

QuickDraw wants the “girls going through hard times”

RevJim wants The Pink Mafia

Riddler wants JumpWally’s wife .... umm, who doesn't? :P

Ripper0289 wants a “sugar mamma”

SamanthaShows wants her “desert soldier”

SkyCat wants to sell HooknSwoop … cheap

SkyDekker wants “mystery girl” & wants to be wanted by wife … which could explain why he wants the “mystery girl”

SkyesSpot wants Lummy / Lummy wants SkyesSpot

Squeak & SkyeDivr want Mouth / Mouth wants SkyeDivr

Swooper120 wants Missy from the SugerGliderz, Mujie, SunnyDee123 & AlanaB / AlanaB wants Swooper120, “hot, bad ass skydiver , willing to snowboard guy”, “mystery man”, TB99 & Pablito

TheThinker wants SadSue

TowerRat wants TowerRat ... no objections so far

Tonto wants Taz

TurtleSpeed would say SkyMama but is skeered & can’t spell her name but definitely wants BendyWendy & along with KansasSkydiver wants FreeFlyGoddess / FreeFlyGoddess wants CanuckInUSA (future hubby), Sangrio with his red hot fork & TurtleSpeed / TurtleSpeed wants to be riden by both Casie & HRHSkyPrincess / HRHSkyPrincess already had TurtleSpeed & wants “new stallion to ride”

VanillaSkyGirl wants “beautiful surfer, climber, but otherwise skywhuffo BF” & a “shiny new, in excellent health Chris Muenkel” / Muenkel wants VanillaSkyGirl, “any hot skychickie”, Jessica, Hooked, Michele, B^2 & Sunshine Flygirl03, Skybytch, Skymama & along with ShawnStarr wants Taln1Rigr / Taln1Rigr wants father & son duo ... Viking & Muenkel :) ;) B| & ShawnStarr

Sunshine wants GirlFallDown with icecream on her naked body & TheDutchman doing video (how about VDSchoor for stills?), ff boy that talks like Cartman in bed, Coconutmonkey & DaGimp / DaGimp wants Mujie but has mistress, FlyAngel2 which he denies to HeadOverHeals

Wzettler wants MyOwnWay / MyOwnWay wants “Candy Cane Man” later admitted as Jumper03 / Jumper03 wants MyOwnWay

ZeeMax wants Arlo

**note: KansasSkydiver also wants “mystery girl”, “all the girls”, & “any combo of a 3-some” If he sticks around long enough he’s likely to get his wish … I hope you all get what you want for Christmas.
Merry Christmas & Happy Holidays!!
XOXOXOXO,
~~Dawn

PS – Unmentionables which were dropped from the list a little while back … I found them:
TurtleSpeed wants Laura Croft & a side of Rene Zelwiger
Slappie wants Tara Reed
DJatLarge wants Tara Reed, a Hilton Sister & Penelope Cruise
McDuck wants Shannyn Sossamon … she just doesn’t know it yet
DaGimp wants Olsen Twins
Amazon wants R. Lee Ermey
Cuchulinn wants Meg Ryan
Hazarrd wants BS sister
Unstable wants Elizabeth Hurley
MoodySkydiver wants Viggo Mortensen
Yoshi wants Rene Zelwigger, Brittany Spears, Hally Berry, The Olson Twins, Christina Agulara, Katherine Zeda Jones ... just for starters



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