Amanduh 0 #1 December 8, 2004 A City cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little girl on her new shiny bike stopped beside him. "Nice bike," the cop said "did Santa bring it to you?" "Yep," the little girl said, "he sure did!" The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $5 ticket for a safety violation. The cop said, "Next year, tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of it." The young girl looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you got there sir, did Santa bring it to you?" "Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop. The little girl looked up at the cop and said, "Next year tell Santa the dick goes underneath the horse, not on top" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YahooLV 0 #2 December 8, 2004 Good one!http://www.curtisglennphotography.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #3 December 8, 2004 I like the one where the religious student was arguing about Jonah and the whale with her teacher - I cant remember the punch line - but it had to do with the girl asking God if it were true, and the teacher asked her "what if there is no heaven" and the girl replies - "Then you can ask"I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fab 0 #4 December 8, 2004 That's funny _______________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
