Jib 0 #1 December 8, 2004 I just saw an ad for the new South Park. Cartman was standing on the roof of his house with wings under his arms. Does that make him a base jumper or does he need a rig? What if it was a regular wingsuit and he landed it? -------------------------------------------------- the depth of his depravity sickens me. -- Jerry Falwell, People v. Larry Flynt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanuckInUSA 0 #2 December 8, 2004 Quote What if it was a regular wingsuit and he landed it? Just don't tell Jeb. Try not to worry about the things you have no control over Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bdbrown 0 #3 December 8, 2004 Cartman's the man... -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Floats18 0 #4 December 8, 2004 Are you kidding? Cartman's got a fat ass, his glide angle would be 90*! Try landing that wing suit --- and give them wings so they may fly free forever DiverDriver in Training Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bdbrown 0 #5 December 8, 2004 he is not fat he is big boned -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kramer 0 #6 December 8, 2004 I just squealed in anticipation for tomorrow's episode. The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Floats18 0 #7 December 8, 2004 NOOOO KITTY THATS MY POT PIE--- and give them wings so they may fly free forever DiverDriver in Training Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kingbunky 3 #8 December 8, 2004 best cartman quote: "i would never let a woman kick my ass, i'd be all like, hey! get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie!" "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
unformed 0 #9 December 8, 2004 Quote Are you kidding? Cartman's got a fat ass, his glide angle would be 90*! Try landing that wing suit Yeah, but all of his fat will just cushion his fall. Although, the rest of South Park needs to worry about a small earthquake happening around the same time.This ad space for sale. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
alanab 0 #10 December 8, 2004 i thought you were talking about the episode i flipped over last night. i got to it when him and some cows were jumping off a cliff! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #11 December 8, 2004 I predict Cartman landing on Kenny. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amanduh 0 #12 December 8, 2004 I LOVED the episode where Cartman was trying to figure out who his dad was LOL When he thought his dad was chef..OH MY GAWD HAHAHAHA "WEST SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDEEEEE" "Dude, Cartman, your mom's a slut!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cvfd1399 0 #13 December 8, 2004 Cartman: Maamaa kittys being a DILDOMom: Well I know one kitty thats sleeping with mommy tonight Kitty: meooowww? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
arlo 0 #14 December 8, 2004 ya know how much i'd pay to see cartman jump? tree-fiddy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cvfd1399 0 #15 December 8, 2004 Cartman to stan: Shut your Fu#king JEW mouth! Cartman to man pulled over on a bigwheel: You WILL respect my AUTHORATIIII Cartman: I want cheezy poofs, I love cheezy poofs Cartman to stan after he showed cartman the hundreds of times that he keeps calling stan a jew but denies it: well there was that one time Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Floats18 0 #16 December 8, 2004 My name is Kyle, so I had to play Cartman's "Kyle's mom's a b!%@h" for mom. she didn't get it --- and give them wings so they may fly free forever DiverDriver in Training Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amanduh 0 #17 December 8, 2004 Quote Cartman: Maamaa kittys being a DILDOMom: Well I know one kitty thats sleeping with mommy tonight Kitty: meooowww? Let me throw in a little more. I'm a southpark junkie! Cartman is sitting on the couch...kitty walks up: Kitty: Meowwww Cartman: NOOOO KITTY! Kitty: Meowwwww Cartman: I said NOOO KITTY! Kitty: Meowwww Cartman: NOOOO KITTY!! IT'S MY POT PIE!!!! Kitty: Meowwwww Cartman: Maamaa kittys being a DILDOMom: Well I know one kitty thats sleeping with mommy tonight Kitty: meooowww? HAHHAA Yeah..I know I'm a dork. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Floats18 0 #18 December 8, 2004 Don't forget when he lights the cat on fire w/ his @$$ HAHAHA--- and give them wings so they may fly free forever DiverDriver in Training Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cvfd1399 0 #19 December 8, 2004 I love the way he said pot pie sounded like PUT PI Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cvfd1399 0 #20 December 8, 2004 Did you see the one where Wal-Mart was evil and trying to take over the world. Once the CEO(in a matrix room) was found he turned over on his knees died then shit a hole in his pants. Then kyle or stans dad was in the evil wal-mart as they were trying to find out how to kill the store he started getting weak and was like "boys go on without me the falling prices are just too good to pass up, cough, this screwdriver set was 7.99 a minute ago, now it is 3.99 ohh, falling prices cough cough" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amanduh 0 #21 December 8, 2004 But of course! Don't forget CARTMAN GETS AN ANAL PROBE!! Oh good gawd that one was the best!! That and STARVIN MARVIN! HAHAHA Cartman: I don't wanna be an ethiopiiaaannnn!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
