Dz.commer Of The Year 2004!

[Sheenster303 0]

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Mmmm... confiture d'orteil....

*Wishes she knew what that meant*

I'm so funny I crack my head open!

P.M.S. #102

[Slappie 9]

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Mmmm... confiture d'orteil....

*Wishes she knew what that meant*

Toe Jam in French?

"Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

[flyangel2 2]

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Mmmm... confiture d'orteil....

I think he meant to say "confiture d'outil....

confiture d'orteil

May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey

[ladyskydiver 0]

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Mmmm... confiture d'orteil....

Damn, Remi...I have no clue what you just said but meow!!!!

Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile.

[Deuce 1]

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Mmmm... confiture d'orteil....

I think he meant to say "confiture d'outil....

confiture d'orteil

That sounds like Jake talking.

"Gonna fit your door over there" or something.

French redneck. Except Remtard has a wine rack in the back window of his pickup.

[flyangel2 2]

Nope, Jake would have just said:

Sit your ass down and take off your clothes

May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey

[Remster 30]

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Mmmm... confiture d'orteil....

Damn, Remi...I have no clue what you just said but meow!!!!

BAWAAAAHAAAA...

[pepe le pew accent] So, Cora, you like the toe-jam dont you? [/pepe le pew accent]


And Mar, what would I do with tool jam???????

Remster

[Brains 2]

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French redneck. Except Remtard has a wine rack in the back window of his pickup.

Bwaaahhhhaaaaa
Aggiedave needs to go to work in photoshop to get a pic of this. I suggest painting the truck to match Remtard's canopy too.

Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you.

[flyangel2 2]

It's you we are talking about. Who knows what you do with anything

May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey

[DaGimp 0]

Deuce, Mary.....you both know me WAY to well

"Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas

[ladyskydiver 0]

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Mmmm... confiture d'orteil....

Damn, Remi...I have no clue what you just said but meow!!!!

BAWAAAAHAAAA...

[pepe le pew accent] So, Cora, you like the toe-jam dont you? [/pepe le pew accent]


And Mar, what would I do with tool jam???????

Ewwwwww!!!!!!!!!!

Excluding your desired topic , there is just something so sexy about an accent.

Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile.

[DaGimp 0]

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there is just something so sexy about an accent.

people tell me im getting a southern accent.....does that count?

"Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas

[ladyskydiver 0]

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there is just something so sexy about an accent.

people tell me im getting a southern accent.....does that count?

Southern drawls are sexy as well.

Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile.

[VanillaSkyGirl 6]

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there is just something so sexy about an accent.

people tell me im getting a southern accent.....does that count?

[ACMESkydiver 0]

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Most likely to get kicked in the face: Stacy

Um I'll take that one...just ask GogglesnTeeth... His footprint is still on my visor!

~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

[DaGimp 0]

damnit i didnt want you two to agree....yankees dont like having southern accents

"Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas

[mouth 0]

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damnit i didnt want you two to agree....yankees dont like having southern accents

And you, my friend, have nothing to worry about.

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Hot Mama
At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.

[VanillaSkyGirl 6]

DZ.commer with cutest accent: Mouth!!!

(Actually, the cutest DZ.commer, in general, award goes to Mouth.)

Btw, sorry Jake. I didn't realize that having a cute accent was a bad thing.

[Deuce 1]

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French redneck. Except Remtard has a wine rack in the back window of his pickup.

Bwaaahhhhaaaaa
Aggiedave needs to go to work in photoshop to get a pic of this. I suggest painting the truck to match Remtard's canopy too.

Thank you. The wine rack in the pickup truck line is brand new, and will be featured in my HBO special.

[Remster 30]

Hey Honey Buns, look at the possum on the road ahead... grab that 94 Graves and russle up some sauce will ya!

Remster

[PhillyKev 0]

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Hey Honey Buns, look at the possum on the road ahead... grab that 94 Graves and russle up some sauce will ya!

Bwahahahhaah!!!

[Deuce 1]

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Hey Honey Buns, look at the possum on the road ahead... grab that 94 Graves and russle up some sauce will ya!

Yeah, that's you, Remster. Instead of "Hold my beer and watch this!" it's "Hold this while I make some sauce!"

Do they even have tractor pulls in Franada?


Edited to add I am actually out for a while to get some chain oil for my chainsaw, so my witty reparte will be delayed a bit.

[Remster 30]

No. We have too much class to have tractor pulls.


We have Citroen 2CV pulls instead.

Remster

[sunshine 2]

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No. We have too much class to have tractor pulls.

Remtard? Class? Hehe.

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meow

I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug!

[DaGimp 0]

now i never said having a cute accent was bad....i said having a souther accent is bad.....for a yankee

"Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas