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Found on CNN.com...

KENT, Washington (AP) -- A man who placed a lava lamp on a hot stovetop was killed when it exploded and sent a shard of glass into his heart, police said.

Philip Quinn, 24, was found dead in his trailer home Sunday night by his parents.

"Why on earth he was heating a lava lamp on the stove, we don't know," Kent Police spokesman Paul Petersen said Monday.

After the lamp exploded, Quinn apparently stumbled into his bedroom, where he died Sunday afternoon, authorities said.

Police found no evidence of drug or alcohol use.
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"Why on earth he was heating a lava lamp on the stove, we don't know,"

Obvisouly he was out of light bulbs to lightly heat the glass and make the innards do that rising bubbly thing "Doi"

I should be an investigator. :)
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Philip Quinn, 24, was found dead in his trailer home Sunday night by his parents.



OK, I found the real cause of death.

:D

Read into that aaaaaalllllll you want.

:D:D:D
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Philip Quinn, 24, was found dead in his trailer home Sunday night by his parents.



OK, I found the real cause of death.

:D

Read into that aaaaaalllllll you want.

:D:D:D



WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH LIVING IN A TRAILER!!!!!

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WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH LIVING IN A TRAILER!!!!!



DUH! The lava lamp on the F**cking stoves explode and kill you! That's what is wrong! Gheese.
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i love the darwin awards!! i didnt think anyone else knew what those were!

poor guy tho:S

that one time i was locked in a freezer for work i thought for sure i was going to win a darwin award

i thought i was going to freeze to death, and i wasnt even really locked in:D:D
what a dork



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"Why on earth he was heating a lava lamp on the stove, we don't know,"

Obvisouly he was out of light bulbs to lightly heat the glass and make the innards do that rising bubbly thing "Doi"

I should be an investigator. :)
umm... 'bubbly thing' sounds very investigatorish. :P You've done some scary things yourself like that haven't you? ;):o
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Yup - it's legit. Freak mishap, brought on by stupidity, individual removed himself from the gene pool.

It's Darwin Award material, all right.

mh

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