kai2k1 0 #1 November 23, 2004 Does anyone have experience with capuchins? I'm thinking of buying one just for the simple fact that I'm lazy and I think a capuchin could make my life a whole lot easier as I post on DZ.com. He could bring me beers, snacks and other things which would save a me a ton of time. For the intial investment of 1800.00 he would bring me 40 years of joy and service ;) I also have a problem keeping my dogs orderly and I think that he could help in that area also. Any opinions? I have enclosed a picture of one so that you all know what I'm thinking of buying. Thanks \ There's no truer sense of flying than sky diving," Scott Cowan Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 3 #2 November 23, 2004 And what will you do to your monkey if he is bad? She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kai2k1 0 #3 November 23, 2004 I guess I'll have to spank my monkey.... There's no truer sense of flying than sky diving," Scott Cowan Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #4 November 23, 2004 way too easy Renee.....Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zoter 0 #5 November 23, 2004 Spank that monkeeeeeee....!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
antifnsocial 0 #6 November 23, 2004 research it a little man, they also spit at you and if they are really pissed, they throw their shit at you, unless you're into that sort of thing...Please feel free to reply to my posts and pm's, but only if you're smart enough to understand what they really mean. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 3 #7 November 23, 2004 Quoteway too easy Renee..... Yea I know...but It just had to happen She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jjiimmyyt 0 #8 November 23, 2004 If you spent less time watching The Simpsons you may be able to get shit done. "This isn't an iron lung, people. You can actually disconnect and not die." -Dave Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kai2k1 0 #9 November 23, 2004 She just opened up the BIG door for thaat one... There's no truer sense of flying than sky diving," Scott Cowan Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyangel2 2 #10 November 23, 2004 Yea baby...........May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bseriesboosted 0 #11 November 23, 2004 my question is where and how do you buy one of these cute little fella's???????????????Pruitt Skydive The Farm Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #12 November 23, 2004 that is just rediculous man. You can't get a monkey hat from Chuck so you buy your own monkey.................sad man really sad. I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
QuickDraw 0 #13 November 23, 2004 My question would be why would you want one ? I'm sure he's happy in his own habitat. -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kai2k1 0 #14 November 23, 2004 Just google it! There's no truer sense of flying than sky diving," Scott Cowan Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #15 November 23, 2004 Pets should never have thumbs. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
adamjenner 0 #16 November 23, 2004 be careful they like to fling poop Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cloudseeker2001 0 #17 November 23, 2004 I used to know a guy who ran a pet store and he had one for about 6 years. He said the first few years were ok and the monkey was much fun. But, after that, the monkey went insane and started doing crazy things and eventually become violent with him without any warning whatsoever. He sold it to another pet store. "Some call it heavenly in it's brilliance, others mean and rueful of the western dream" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IanHarrop 42 #18 November 23, 2004 I have this problem of always relating things in terms of jump money. $1,800 how many jumps is that?"Where troubles melt like lemon drops, away above the chimney tops, that's where you'll find me" Dorothy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bobsled92 0 #19 November 23, 2004 QuotePets should never have thumbs. and 40 years of pet ownership Kids only live with you for 25_______________________________ If I could be a Super Hero, I chose to be: "GRANT-A-CLAUS". and work 365 days a Year. http://www.hangout.no/speednews/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #20 November 24, 2004 There are a lot of monkeys around here that would be a "pet" if you feed them beer and jump tickets...might actually be cheaper then having a "real" monkey as a pet.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kai2k1 0 #21 November 24, 2004 BWAAHAAAHAAA!!!! There's no truer sense of flying than sky diving," Scott Cowan Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WrongWay 0 #22 November 24, 2004 Quoteresearch it a little man, they also spit at you and if they are really pissed, they throw their shit at you, unless you're into that sort of thing... On top of that, you have diapers to change, a very erratic sleeping cycle (screaming monkey at 2 AM?), a constant need for attention, messy feedings.....the list goes on and on. Think of it as having a furry 1 year old for 10 years..... The idea of being able to say "I have a monkey" and walking around like Ross from Friends with a little dude on your shoulder is pretty cool.....but you have no idea what you're getting yourself into. Unless you work at home and can be there with it all the time (or want to hire a monkeysitter....), I'd advise against it. And yes, I AM a dork for having knowledge of Friends. Wrong Way D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451 The wiser wolf prevails. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WrongWay 0 #23 November 24, 2004 QuoteI have this problem of always relating things in terms of jump money. $1,800 how many jumps is that? 90 Wrong Way D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451 The wiser wolf prevails. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kai2k1 0 #24 November 24, 2004 Believe it or not, i have never watched an episode of Friends.... There's no truer sense of flying than sky diving," Scott Cowan Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ncrowe 0 #25 November 24, 2004 I went to see the monkeys at the Zoo and all I got was this crappy shirt. "Don't Mess Around With the Guy in Shades- Oh No!!! " Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
