I'm thinking of buying a monkey

[CornishChris 5]

The smaller the monkey the more likely it is to kill you.

CJP

Gods don't kill people. People with Gods kill people

[DeNReN 0]

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The smaller the monkey the more likely it is to kill you.

Hmmm...that prob works for insects in AUS.....but I for one would like to hear the reasoning behind that statement pertaining to monkeys.....or have you been licking toads again ???

[CornishChris 5]

I read it somewhere. It's not true but i thought I would write it anyway.

The toads have been particularly powerful this season and they are arriving in plague like numbers. Which is nice.

CJP

Gods don't kill people. People with Gods kill people

[mr2mk1g 10]

the one on Friends got sacked cos it kept throwing shit and vomiting worms on people.

[Stumpy 284]

I have to say i'm with deuce on this one. Monkeys and apes aren't and shouldn't be domestic animals.

Never try to eat more than you can lift

[eb66to77 0]

Hey Man, all I can say is NO Fin WAY! I had a monkey for seven months and she was just too nuerotic to get anything done. They are pretty filthy and get into everything. Keep it confined and as said previously it will go insane. A foot tall monkey is pretty strong and isn't afraid to tear out your hair and mess you up when it gets spooked. I say don't get it. It won't get you beers for long. I will start chucking that shit at you. It will take you about ten years to find all of your shit it found and hid on you too. No fun! This pic is the only good memory I have of that monster!

[skreamer 1]

Katie got one of those, only problem is it isn't house-broken. Just sits on the couch all day and drinks beer.

[kai2k1 0]

Thanks for the advice everyone. Upon further review, i've decided not to buy a monkey.

However, there is a guy in louisiana that has baby alligators for sale and I think I would be better off buying a couple of those for the basement.

There's no truer sense of flying than sky diving," Scott Cowan

[CornishChris 5]

Don't forget to flush them down the toilet when they get too big!!!

CJP

Gods don't kill people. People with Gods kill people

[kai2k1 0]

yeah, i just want baby gatorz lol

There's no truer sense of flying than sky diving," Scott Cowan

[InflightSupv 0]

I know I'm not the only one wondering.....





.....Where did you get that $1800 from?

I thought all skydivers were broke.

[kai2k1 0]

I just perfromed a few sexual favors for some desperate women in my area. I must say that my Jaw is really really tired now..

There's no truer sense of flying than sky diving," Scott Cowan

[eb66to77 0]

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Thanks for the advice everyone. Upon further review, i've decided not to buy a monkey.

However, there is a guy in louisiana that has baby alligators for sale and I think I would be better off buying a couple of those for the basement.

Good Choice! Perhaps you could feed them a monkey or two.