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Cheesy porn music makes me wanna have a slumber party in sexy lingerie with a bunch of skychicks.


How come when I picture this - it's all in slow motion?



So, I'll be over and pick you up in about three hours then BKD...and we can head on over to Sunny's...
Howzat sound? ;)

oh yeah, dont foget your lingerie:ph34r:

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I hate admitting this, but anything Cartman sings makes me horny.



Yeah, I think that's one of those "TMI" things, Sunny. :P

I think Chef's songs are much sexier:

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I'm Gonna make love to you woman
Gonna lay ya down by the fire
And caress your womanly bod-ay
Make you moan and perspire
I'm gonna get those juices flowing
Making Love Gravy, Love Gravy, Love Gravy
Love, Love, Love..

I'm gonna make love to you, woman
Gonna lay you down by the fire..
And caress your womanly body
Make you moan and perspire..
I'm gonna get those juices flowing
Making Love Gravy, Love Gravy, Love Gravy
Love, Love, Love! Ooh-ee..
Open up a packet of my gravy..
Baby it's burning just for you..
Would you like another helpin' of my gravy?
Baby say yeah.. [yeah yeah yeah]

I'm gonna make love to ya woman
'gonna get a little freaky too..
With Lingerie and Leather
And a bottle of Superglue..
Let's make a Human Pretzel
Dip it in Love Gravy, Love Gravy, Love Gravy
Love, Love, Love! Ooh-ee..
Open up a packet of my gravy..
Baby it's burning just for you..
Would you like another helpin' of my gravy?
Baby say yeah.. [yeah yeah yeah]

I'm gonna climb into your Cockpit
Gonna get those rockets firing..
Blast you into Orbit
And burn out all your wiring..
Get our asses on the Launchpad
Making Love Gravy, Love Gravy, Love Gravy
Love, Love, Love!
Open up a packet of my gravy..
Baby it's burning just for you..
Would you like another helpin' of my gravy?
Baby say yeah.. [yeah yeah yeah]

I got a whole lot of gravy left baby..
Ooh, those are nice.. would you like some gravy on those?
There's enough gravy to go around for everybody.
mmmmmm.. I'm gonna drown all you bitches in gravy.

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I hate admitting this, but anything Cartman sings makes me horny.
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Yeah, I think that's one of those "TMI" things, Sunny.

I think Chef's songs are much sexier:



I've considered seeking therapy for my attraction to cartman. Something about him just does it for me.

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I love that song, but more for comical purposes than anything else.



but i just love....
"Love, the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket. Like the lost catacombs of Egypt only God knows where we stuck it."

ahem. going to step away from the forums for a bit now. :D

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Alpha 5 (I think) porn remix of SpeedRacer...
typically thought techno/dance/trance just makes me want to get on the highway and drop gears like mad, preferably in some import.



Yeah, right now I am daydreaming about curvy roads in the south of France in an open top TVR Chimera with some banging hard house playing (cos you cant really hear it on a Ducati so well ;))

(sigh) now I am really distracted....Fast cars, good music and I guess all I need now is some chocolate...:ph34r:

You are led through your lifetime by the inner learning creature, the playful spiritual being that is your real self.-Richard Bach


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I thought it was once of the best lines ever written.



Best line ever written in a song is by sublime:

"Then she pulled out my mushroom tip
And when it came out it went drip drip drip
I didn't know she had the GI Joe, kung fu grip"

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I am dreaming of my someday metallic blue Jetta GLI, sunroof open, puffies in the sky at sunrise, headed to the dz with a hot brunette freeflier in the front seat, moving between 3rd and 4th, passing 80mph, turbo blowoff valve whistling, pumping E-Type - Final Countdown on the stereo. Screw horny, that gives me a hardon for life, carpe diem

I can hear my MP3 earbuds on the harley, but it is not the same. That calls for foghat - slowride.

Is it wrong if Sublime - Wrong Way does it for you? :S
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I am dreaming of my someday metallic blue Jetta GLI, sunroof open, puffies in the sky at sunrise, headed to the dz with a hot brunette freeflier in the front seat, moving between 3rd and 4th, passing 80mph, turbo blowoff valve whistling, pumping E-Type - Final Countdown on the stereo. Screw horny, that gives me a hardon for life, carpe diem



I don't even have a penis but i just got a hard on.

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I can hear my MP3 earbuds on the harley, but it is not the same. That calls for foghat - slowride.
:S



My point being, that if i were on a Ducati, why the heck would I want to drown out the sound of the engine? That in itself is enough to make a girl horny!
:ph34r::ph34r:

You are led through your lifetime by the inner learning creature, the playful spiritual being that is your real self.-Richard Bach


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Is it wrong if Sublime - Wrong Way does it for you?
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LMAO. Not at all! That's one for me, too!



But Caress Me Down is a much better sublime song.

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