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What makes a good kiss?

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WTF? A girl is willing to suck your dick and then you won't kiss her afterwards? Thats just wrong!!


Uh, no it's not!:|
Read the SIM (Semen Ingurgitation Manual), section 14-3:
"All fluids kindly deposited by the male into any one of the female's cavities shall remain inside the cavity at all times, never to be returned to the male"!
Lean your basics...>:(;)



a... Hello!! I'm not giving that fluid back! What are you talking about??.. by the time I go up to get a kiss, that fluid has been long ingested! .. ;)B|:)
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Hello!! I'm not giving that fluid back! What are you talking about??.. by the time I go up to get a kiss, that fluid has been long injested! ..



Exactly!! Is it so wrong to enjoy sucking dick and swallowing it? :D

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a... Hello!! I'm not giving that fluid back! What are you talking about??.. by the time I go up to get a kiss, that fluid has been long ingested!


YEAH! That's what I'm talking about>:(
Seriously, I don't see why it would matter...:|;)

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Ladies; if a lover deposits(orally) without warning.
A:spit
B:swallow
C:return with a kiss!

C cured me! Always Warn!



I refer to it as "the courtesy tap." Just a little tap to let me know its coming is all i ask.

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I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug!

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Must have something to do with all that talk about hard drives and servers... and subnet masks... and of course masters and slaves.



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Just please dont subject me to your Toys!



Oh now....Don't knock it 'til you try it. :P If you check the Halloween photos, I think my victims were more than willing and most definitely smiling! ;)

Haven't you ever heard the phrase that goes, "It hurts so good!" :ph34r:

No guts....no glory, darlin'. :$
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Ladies; if a lover deposits(orally) without warning.
A:spit
B:swallow
C:return with a kiss!

C cured me! Always Warn!



I refer to it as "the courtesy tap." Just a little tap to let me know its coming is all i ask.


You want that tap on the top of your head or on your butt>:(
You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
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How's yours doing?

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But then I have this weird "network administrator" fetish...



Thats one wierd perversion!



Yes, I am a sicko.

Must have something to do with all that talk about hard drives and servers... and subnet masks... and of course masters and slaves.

Mmm... I'm gonna go take a cold shower now.



that is...Primary and Secondary.....:S I was just advised last week that referring to the 'provider' as the 'master' and the 'subscriber' as 'slave' was passe', politically incorrect, and could get one written up...

personally i dont think they have enough ink.....;)
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Stand on the edge of the tailgate backwards, have her run, jump up, and monkey hug you. Jump off and start making out. If you stop for a second and try to kiss again, the wind tries really hard to keep you apart.

Make sure your audibles are set in case you lose track of altitude.

You can fall almost 200 MPH like this too.



Wow, that sounds awesome. Who did that to you?



I do it for other people. B| :)
Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting
If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

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Since Sunny keeps bragging about the cute boy she kissed, I was curious what makes a kiss good to you? We all like different things, so I was just curious if there really are people who like their faces being bitten off! :D Oh! And none of that "feelings" crap! I'm talking about the act of kissing.



The best kissing is when you both know when to go slow and when to go ape-monkey on each other. Staring into the eyes right before you kiss makes it feel very electric.

I like the soft kissing but I love it when it leads into lip-biting and goes down to the neck (and the hands going everywhere ;)) and behind the ear. :)

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