Happy Birthday, Val!!!

[Vallerina 2]

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May your belly dances be JIGGY. (not jiggley)

Hehe! I'll try to keep the donut intake at a minimum then.

And, Opie, you never called me back!!!!

There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning

[sunshine 2]

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And, Opie, you never called me back!!!!

I called him last night and he never called me back either.

Anyhoo, Happy Bday Val. I got a special present for ya.

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meow

I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug!

[ladyskydiver 0]

Happy birthday, Val!

Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile.

[Guest]

Repost for Val. This is more appropriate for a 40th birthday...however...

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Gotta sing The Viking Birthday Dirge--

THE VIKING BIRTHDAY DIRGE (Sung to the Volga River Boatmen's Song. For those of you unfamiliar with this depressing tune or its name, you can hear a MIDI version)---

It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
Doom and gloom and dark despair
People dying everywhere!
On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
May the candles on your cake
Burn like cities in your wake.
On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)


It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
Your servants steal, your wife's untrue
Your children plot to murder you
On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)


It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
Burn the castle and storm the keep
Kill the women, but save the sheep
For your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)


It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
Birthdays come but once a year
Marking time as Death draws near
On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)


It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
Now you've aged another year
Now you know that Death is near
On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)


It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
Now that you're the age you are
Your demise cannot be far
On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)


It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
Black Death has just struck your town
You yourself feel quite run-down
On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)


It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
Burn, then rape by firelight
Add _romance_ to life tonight
On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)


It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
Indigestion's what you get
From the enemies you 'et
On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)


It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
We love children, yes we do
Baked or broiled or in a stew
On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)


It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
May your deeds with sword and axe
Equal those with sheep and yaks
On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)


It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
This one lesson you must learn
First you pillage, then you burn
On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)


It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
While you eat your birthday stew
We will loot the town for you,
On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)


It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
We brought linen, white as cloud
The women sit and sew your shroud
On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)


It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
Just be glad the friends you've got
Haven't found out you-know-what
On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)


It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
I'm a leper, can't you see
Have a birthday kiss from me
On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)


It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
It's your birthday never fear
You'll be dead this time next year
On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)


It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
So far Death you have bypassed
Don't look back, he's gaining fast
On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)


It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
You must marry very soon
Baby's due by next full moon
On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)


It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
When you've reached this age you know
That the mind is first to go
On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

[wildblue 7]

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WB, if it wasn't my real birthday until today, do I get another gift?

Sure! But you'll have to come over to my place to see it.... it's so big and heavy, I'm not sure I can get it all the way there!

it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality

[piisfish 140]

your birthday present might be found here

happy birthday

scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM

[sunshine 2]

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Sure! But you'll have to come over to my place to see it.... it's so big and heavy, I'm not sure I can get it all the way there!

Did your ass really get that big?

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meow

I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug!

[wee 0]

Yeah, a lot of us born around this time of year ... (think nine months back)
My parent's pointed that one out... 3 kids-all 2 years apart - born 11/13, 11/14, 11/15. Maybe that's where you got your name Val?
Well anyway.. HAPPYY BIRTHDAY! Heidi

If the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off!

[Girlfalldown 0]

Hey how'd I miss this thread? Happy Birthday Val!!! Hope it was great.

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(Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

[Vallerina 2]

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Maybe that's where you got your name Val?

That's disgusting! Noooo...I was named after the Monkee's song!

There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning

[Jayruss 0]

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I'll help you move into the DC-9

That would be the best gift EVER!!!!

Happy Birthday to all the other Hell raising Scorpios!

Anything for the fastest faller that side of the Mississippi

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[VanillaSkyGirl 6]

Lol! Happy birthday, again, Val!
Being 25 (8 years ago...yikes!) was the best!!! Hope it's the same for you.

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[Chrissay 0]

Happy B-day Val!

[bobsled92 0]

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