Frenchy68 0 #51 October 29, 2004 " Now, a clever man would put the poison into his own goblet, because he would know that only a great fool would reach for what he was given. I am not a great fool, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But you must have known I was not a great fool, you would have counted on it, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me. ....... You only think I guessed wrong - that's what's so funny. I switched glasses when your back was turned. Ha-ha, you fool. You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is "Never get involved in a land war in Asia", but only slightly less well known is this: "Never go in against a Sicilian, when *death* is on the line.". Hahahahahah. [Vizzini falls over dead] "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jceman 1 #52 October 29, 2004 "What in the wide, wide world of sports is a'goin' on here? I hired you people to try and get some track laid, not to jump around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots!" Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bisqit999 0 #53 October 29, 2004 "If God intended for us to walk, he wouldn't have invented roller skates!" Wonka Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mardigrasbob 0 #54 October 30, 2004 QuoteAll the animals come out at night - whores, skunk pussies, buggers, queens, fairies, dopers, junkies, sick, venal. Someday a real rain will come and wash all this scum off the streets. N.S.F.W. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #55 October 30, 2004 "Tony, this is not about sex. This is about power. I need to do this to disgust myself, to become selfless in the name of... love." Bruno - The Wild Side__________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dzkid39 0 #56 October 30, 2004 "i hate fucking guard dogs" ze mole Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stilldointime 0 #57 October 30, 2004 You all take a good look at this lump of shit, remember what it looks like. You fuck up in a firefight and I goddamned guarantee you a trip out of the bush - in a body bag! Out here, assholes, you keep the shit wired tight at all times. And that goes for you, shit-for-brains. You don't sleep on no fucking ambush. And the next son'bitch I catch coppin Z's in the bush, I personally am gonna take an interest in seeing them suffer. I shit you not. Doc, tag 'em and bag 'em. Barnes....Platoon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peacefuljeffrey 0 #58 October 30, 2004 QuoteTIME FOR SOME ARNOLD QUOTES!! (or one liners) You forgot, "ICE to see you!" ...Oh, wait. That was McBain on The Simpsons! -Jeffrey-Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peacefuljeffrey 0 #59 October 30, 2004 "'Bless me'? You know what God did for me? He threw an 18-wheel truck at me, bounced me into nowhere for five years. When I woke up my job was gone, my--my girl was gone... my legs are just about useless! 'Bless me'? God's been a real sport to me!" -Johnny Smith "The Dead Zone"-Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GeordieSkydiver 0 #60 October 30, 2004 My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next Gladiator LeeLee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FlyinNover 0 #61 October 30, 2004 It's alright! It's okay! Uhh....There's something to live for! Jesus told me so! -Uncle Bill Borchardt Anyone know the movie? ---Nover Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jimbarry 0 #62 October 31, 2004 "During the next few months he made three requests for transfer to airborne training in Fort Benning, Georgia. And he was finally accepted. Airborne? He was 38 years old. Why the fuck would he do that?" Willard on Kurtz, Apocalypse Now Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zoter 0 #63 October 31, 2004 " You're gonna need a bigger boat.........." Chief Brodie....Jaws (His first words after his first face to face encounter with said shark) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peacefuljeffrey 0 #64 October 31, 2004 QuoteMy 'tag' line from Casablanca That's a classic use of that line, dude. -Jeffrey-Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cajundude 0 #65 October 31, 2004 Quote"What in the wide, wide world of sports is a'goin' on here? I hired you people to try and get some track laid, not to jump around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots!" Blazing Saddles - Taggert Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #66 October 31, 2004 okay everyone guess this line...... "talk hard"...... ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DALAILAMA 0 #67 October 31, 2004 "Your f*@kin up my chi""Dropzone.com, where uneducated people measuring penises, has become an art form" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DZJ 0 #68 October 31, 2004 "We're on an express elevator to hell! Goin' DOWN!" Private Hudson, Aliens Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CornishChris 5 #69 November 1, 2004 "Don't conentrate on the finger, or you will miss all the heavenly glory" "Don't think, feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel" Enter the Dragon "Look how they massacred my boy..." Don Corleone, The Godfather "Dean Keaton used to say, 'I don't believe in God, but I'm afraid of him'. Well I believe in God, and the only thing that scares me, is Keyser Soze" Verbal Kint, The Usual Suspects. CJP Gods don't kill people. People with Gods kill people Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KolinskyDC 0 #70 November 1, 2004 My all time favorite quote.... "Love is over-rated, it is biochemically no different than eating large quantities of chocolate" Melissa "May the best of your past be the worst of your future" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vertifly 0 #71 November 1, 2004 one more by Arnie: "It is NOT a Tumor!" one more by G.S.Hartman: "...God has a hard-on for marines because we kill everything we see! He plays His games, we play ours! To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls! God was here before the Marine Corps! So you can give your heart to Jesus, but your ass belongs to the Corps! Do you ladies understand?" I do miss the corps sometimes. But our DI wasn't nearly as funny and creative as good-ole Hartman. Our dude looked and sounded more like the guy from Mortal Combat with the big teeth and knives coming from his hands; that's no shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dougiefresh 0 #72 November 1, 2004 "Get busy living, or get busy dying. That's goddam right." - Red, Shawshank RedemptionHuman beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #73 November 1, 2004 "hmmmm..buds..buds buds...buds...buds buds buds" Chong - Sweet Dreams__________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #74 November 1, 2004 "The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled, was making the world think he didn't exsist." Verbal aka Kiser Soze' in The Usual Suspects Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SarahC07 0 #75 November 1, 2004 "To a fantastic place called- Wisconsin." -------- "Kids, don't buy drugs. Become a pop star and they give you them for FREE." ------- "If you were waiting for the opportune moment, THAT .. was it" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
