wingnut 0 #76 November 1, 2004 QuoteKids, don't buy drugs. Become a pop star and they give you them for FREE." ahh.. just rented that movie tonight and watched it.... that was some funny stuff.....and a hapy ending... ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BikerBabe 0 #77 November 1, 2004 QuoteWe're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes. Assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck a asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate. And it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves. Because pussies are a inch and half away from assholes. I don't know much about this crazy crazy world, but I do know this. If you don't let us fuck this asshole we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit. Stop! You had me at "when dicks fuck assholes". Never meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wee 0 #78 November 1, 2004 how do you know the Guarantee Fairy isn't a crazy glue sniffer? ~Tommy Boy If the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peacefuljeffrey 0 #79 November 1, 2004 "Said I never had much use for one; never said I didn't know how to use it." -Matthew Quigley (said of Colonel Colt's revolver)-Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peacefuljeffrey 0 #80 November 1, 2004 "Are we going to Addis Abbaba, Mr. Luthor?!" -Otis-Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gavmaniac 0 #81 November 1, 2004 "Do you know what NEMESIS means ? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by a 'orrible c*nt... me !" Bricktop - SNATCH Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DALAILAMA 0 #82 November 1, 2004 "Why aren't they shootin at us?" "Cause were in the spirit world a@*hole they can't see us!" Young Guns"Dropzone.com, where uneducated people measuring penises, has become an art form" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FlyinNover 0 #83 November 5, 2004 Quote"oh you in the red? Well i'm a mushroom cloud laying motherfucker motherfucker" - jules (Samuel L Jackson) Pulp fiction Did you ever see Pulp Fiction on USA? They changed that line to: "I'm a mushroom cloud layin' melon farmer, mother father!" Gotta love the editing. "Cameron is so tight, if you stuck a lump of coal __in his fist__ in a week you'd have a diamond." ---Nover (I'm Nover, and I approve this message.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FlyinNover 0 #84 November 5, 2004 Quoteokay everyone guess this line...... "talk hard"...... All the great themes have been used up......and turned into theme parks. ---Nover (I'm Nover, and I approve this message.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peacefuljeffrey 0 #85 November 5, 2004 QuoteDid you ever see Pulp Fiction on USA? They changed that line to: "I'm a mushroom cloud layin' melon farmer, mother father!" Gotta love the editing. Hey, Charles Bronson was one baaad motherfucker melon farmer in "Mr. Majestyk," ya know! -Jeffrey-Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Randy_H 0 #86 November 5, 2004 Chris Knight: "If there is anything I can do for your, or more importantly do to you, please let me know" Sherry Nugil: "Can you hammer a six inch spike through a board with your penis?" Chris Knight: "No" Sherry Nugil: "A girl has to have her standards." Excerpt from "Real Genius (1985)" Val Kilmer & Patti D'Arbanville010010010110010101100001011101000111000001110101011100110111001101111001 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McDuck 0 #87 November 5, 2004 "I caught you a delicious bass." (Best affirmation of love EVER) Napoleon DynamiteKevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #88 November 5, 2004 QuoteDid you ever see Pulp Fiction on USA? Ha!...watch Jackie Brown, the "dialog" is totally ridiculous.__________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dixieskydiver 0 #89 November 5, 2004 "I shall call him squishy, and he shall be mine and he shall be my squishy." -- Doris from Finding Nemo Dixie HISPA #56 Facil Rodriguez "Scientific research has shown that 60% of the time, it works every time." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Meathorse 0 #90 November 5, 2004 "The female, if she is so inclined, may latch onto his honker." "You didn't get a 2nd opinion on something called a 'brain cloud'?" "Wolfman's got nards!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
heltzer 0 #91 November 5, 2004 That was an instant classic. --- Q: What kind of bomb was it? A: The exploding kind. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkymonkeyONE 4 #92 November 5, 2004 "We got us the Josey Wales!" -the character Michele's dad was playing "Fuck you AND your president" -snake pliskin "I gave her my hart and she gave me a pen" -Lloyd Dobler "Lloyd, Lloyd, all null and void. He's wiggin every day, wiggin every night he's wiggin, YEAH! He's wiggin! Wiggidy-wig!" -Lloyd's friends rapping to him in front of the "gas and sip" in "Say Anything" "Oh I hated the Colonel with those wee, beady eyes, and that smug look on his face! OOh, you're gonna buy my chicken, OOoooh." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pyke 0 #93 November 5, 2004 Quoteokay everyone guess this line...... "talk hard"...... wow - can't believe nobody has gotten this one yet, Wingi! Wouldn't the whole line be: talk hard, steal the air! "I can't give that information to you sir, it's privleged" - mail box clerk "you can give it to me though [flashes his badge]" - cop "yes sir, I can give it to you - that box is registered to one Charles U. Farley" - mail box clerk "[laughs]he got us...Charles U. Farley...Chuck U. Farley" - cop Loved that movie!! Long live HHH!!! (Pump Up the Volume) First movie I ever saw real boobie in...made me fall for Samantha Mathis - what ever happened to her anyway?? Kahurangi e Mahearangi, Kiwi, RB #926, AFF-I, FAA Snr. Rigger, RN/BSN/Paramedic Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airman210 0 #94 November 5, 2004 "You are not your job, you're not how much money you have in the bank, you're not the car you drive, you're not the contents of your wallet, you're not your fucking khackis. You are the all singing, all dancing, crap of the world." fight club Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zenister 0 #95 November 5, 2004 "holy shit! did you see what God just did to us??" -Dr. G____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
indyz 1 #96 November 5, 2004 Winger: We're not going to Moscow. It's Czechoslovakia. It's like we're going to Wisconsin. Zisky: I got my ass kicked in Wisconsin. "There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?" "Never before has the beauty of the sexual act been so crassly exploited!" "In the event of premature ejaculation, the Joy of Sex album comes equipped with... BIG JIM SLADE! Big Jim, former tight end for the Kansas City Chiefs, is outfitted with various whips, chains, and a sexual appetite that will knock your socks off! Big Jim has satisfied women throughout the world... and the capital of Nebraska is Lincoln!" (It would seem that I'm on a bit of a ZAZ trip) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
