RevJim 0 #51 October 28, 2004 Quote Quote Yeah, my cats watch all the time... . Really? My GF's cats turn away and won't look. ARRRGGGHHHHH! I told myself I was gonna be nicer to old men, since I'm rapidly heading that way myself. Ooooooh this is soooooo hard! C'mon, the joke is obvious! SOMEONE's gott asay it! It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crotalus01 0 #52 October 28, 2004 used to not bother me but my ex-gfs little kitten (about 7 months old) kept jumping up and playing with her/my hair and meowing...kinda killed the mood. at least we both got a good laugh about it (even if i didnt finish getting laid) As for me and my house, we will serve the LORD... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jib 0 #53 October 28, 2004 Quote It doesn't matter, pets or not. If the pet get excited, upset, whatever and becomes a distraction then it matters. If the pet doesn't get excited?? What kind of pets do you have??? Geez!!! -------------------------------------------------- the depth of his depravity sickens me. -- Jerry Falwell, People v. Larry Flynt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ltdiver 3 #54 October 28, 2004 Then there was the time one summer night where we forgot to put the dog indoors while we were out in the back yard! Funniest time ever....-still- laugh about it. ltdiver Don't tell me the sky's the limit when there are footprints on the moon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frenchy68 0 #55 October 28, 2004 Quote ARRRGGGHHHHH! I told myself I was gonna be nicer to old men, since I'm rapidly heading that way myself. Ooooooh this is soooooo hard! C'mon, the joke is obvious! SOMEONE's gott asay it! ... Nah! I won't! Next... "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nanook 1 #56 October 28, 2004 A girlfriend of the past had a boar hound. Our first time, he was outside her bedroom door whimpering and huffing. I felt it safe to have her escort me from her room to the front door. Ever since then, that dog had a distrust for me._____________________________ "The trouble with quotes on the internet is that you can never know if they are genuine" - Abraham Lincoln Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peacefuljeffrey 0 #57 October 28, 2004 Quote Been too long since we had a good sex thread. So does it bother you if pets are in the room watching while you're getting jiggy with it? Nope. I've had my cat on the bed before. I think it's kinda funny, since the cat doesn't understand what's going on, and we might as well be doing macrame for all she knows. (Well, hey, there are knots being used, actually! ) -Jeffrey-Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peacefuljeffrey 0 #58 October 28, 2004 Quote Ah it depends on the pet if it’s a dog and he/she doesn’t care it’s fine. I used to have two cockatiels and when ever me and my Girl friend at the time would get jiggy with it he would start getting jiggy with his girl friend. That was just too disturbing so I would just move them to another room. That's a funny story, but has a glaring flaw: You had two cockatiels and you were having sex with a girl?? Hmmm... That doesn't wash. -Jeffrey-Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peacefuljeffrey 0 #59 October 28, 2004 Quote Anyway, one night Kimberly was kissing me slightly south of the beltline when Ivory started bobbing his head up and down smacking his beak on the cage making kissing noises. Needless to say, or interlude was pre-empted by 10 minutes of incapacitating laughter. Ivory also laughed and continued to mock us with kissing noises... -Hixxx DING DING DING! We have a WINNER!! Funniest story here! -Jeffrey-Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lightningbugirl 0 #60 October 28, 2004 Quote Quote Anyway, one night Kimberly was kissing me slightly south of the beltline when Ivory started bobbing his head up and down smacking his beak on the cage making kissing noises. Needless to say, or interlude was pre-empted by 10 minutes of incapacitating laughter. Ivory also laughed and continued to mock us with kissing noises... -Hixxx DING DING DING! We have a WINNER!! Funniest story here! -Jeffrey Bwaaaah, snort!!!That is the funniest story, I agree. Was lmao! I do however, put my cat in another room. He has the habit of doing something disgusting just about the time it gets interesting. (like cleaning his butt or coughing up something really hairy and disgusting) He's a real mood wrecker if you know what I mean, hey- maybe he knows what he's actually doing!! lol Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skycurlycat 0 #61 October 28, 2004 HA HA HA HA HA....I still get a kick out of that story...my stomach was hurting from laughing so much after he told that story.PMS #113 PMTS #19 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #62 October 28, 2004 I loved that "put his girlfriend's head through the wall" story... funny as hell! Not a sex experience, but there was a cat we used to have, very playful. On the bed, he would pounce on anything and I mean ANYTHING, that moved under the covers, even just a little. I would play games lying face down in bed, arms outstretched. Cat's on my right side, I move my left hand, cat jumps over me on the spot I moved the hand, and just before he lands I quickly move my arm out of the way. Do the same thing on the other side, and I've got him hopping back and forth over my butt up to 20 or 30 times, and I just laugh myself to sleep. One morning however, I was sleeping face up, and the stupid cat was sitting there watching something intently. That something moved ever so slightly, and he pounced on it, and I immediately woke up and rose up to a sitting position screaming! Billy"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #63 October 28, 2004 Quote Quote Yeah, my cats watch all the time... Really? My GF's cats turn away and won't look. I think they watch... Actually they probably just go to sleep and ignore us... To be honest, I don't really pay much attention to what the cats are doing while we're having sex. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
