Ron 10 #26 October 27, 2004 QuoteI don't care if they are in the room. I just don't want them coming into physical contact with us. And depending on position utilized at the time, a cold nose in an ass isn't pleasant so we toss them out of the room. OK I have a story. I was seeing this girl, and she had a big dog. One night while I am behind her *working* her dog licks me....Use your imagination. Lets just say that: A. I had the surprize of my life. B. The dog was never allowed in the room anymore while we were *working*"No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms." -- Thomas Jefferson, Thomas Jefferson Papers, 334 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mattsplat 0 #27 October 27, 2004 QuoteQuoteIt would depend on the type of pet. Good point! My dog is the "curious" type. He'd start whining, licking, etc. I only like that sort of thing when it comes from weidlblblue. So you never quite answered the quetion, You just talked about your dog whining and licking. Freeky stuff! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MikeJD 0 #28 October 27, 2004 QuoteIthe cat was jumping up and swating my feet. I was going to say that! When my cats were younger they would attack my feet if they were sticking out the end of the bed. Kind of takes the fun out of it, and it is very distracting if you're expecting to get a toe bitten at any second... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #29 October 27, 2004 Yes, Yes you "can" have sex with pets in the room... I'm not sure I'd want to though... Scott ------Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vallerina 2 #30 October 27, 2004 QuoteSo you never quite answered the quetion, Yeah, I did! I said it would bother the heck out of me!!! It's something I haven't had to deal with too much, though! There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bkdice 0 #31 October 27, 2004 QuoteCan you have sex with pets in the room? No In response to Ron's story, I have one that happened to a guy I know. He said he was screwing his (then) wife, doggystyle. The cat snuck up onto the bed w/o anyone noticing. The swinging balls peaked the cat's interest and he did what many cats do to swinging objects: he batted at it - claws drawn. The surprise and pain made him (my friend) thrust forward so hard, he put his wife's head through the drywall. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Clownburner 0 #32 October 27, 2004 My dog won't be excluded easily. He does, however, stay in his kennel and generally is very quiet. If he is on the bed when things are heating up, he generally gets annoyed at all the noise and shaking and goes into his kennel on his own. Afterwards, he sometimes (rarely) tries to investigate the naked people with his cold little nose, which doesn't go over well, and he gets harsh words.7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrewEckhardt 0 #33 October 27, 2004 QuoteBeen too long since we had a good sex thread. So does it bother you if pets are in the room watching while you're getting jiggy with it? No. My cat is usually on the bed with us. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #34 October 27, 2004 QuoteIn response to Ron's story, I have one that happened to a guy I know. He said he was screwing his (then) wife, doggystyle. The cat snuck up onto the bed w/o anyone noticing. The swinging balls peaked the cat's interest and he did what many cats do to swinging objects: he batted at it - claws drawn. The surprise and pain made him (my friend) thrust forward so hard, he put his wife's head through the drywall. I used to have a Siamese/Persian cat who was pretty fiesty. My roommate was in the bedroom with her guy, and I was sitting out in the livingroom... when I heard the guy scream loudly... I wondered what was going on in there, and I found out later that the cat had attacked his balls. The cats I have now are very mellow and don't do such things... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
melstarr 0 #35 October 27, 2004 QuoteCan you have sex with pets in the room? The swinging balls peaked the cat's interest and he did what many cats do to swinging objects: he batted at it - claws drawn. The surprise and pain made him thrust forward so hard, he put his wife's head through the drywall. i don't have a pet yet, but imo: having a pet in the room, would almost feel like having a 'child' present ~ a little too weird for me ---- and after reading bee's & keely's stories ~ OMG!!! ~ that's some funny stuff * ~ meL* Pink Mafia / Tunnel Mafia Sister Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skygeek 0 #36 October 27, 2004 So does that count as a three-some? Welcome to the New World Order. Expect no Mercy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mardigrasbob 0 #37 October 27, 2004 Damn; that dog's nose is COLD! My rottie loves to watch. If he had hands he would applaud. The slurping sounds are at times confusing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #38 October 27, 2004 Only when I get that... Is it my turn yet...look! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DaGimp 0 #39 October 27, 2004 one thing that comes to mind when i read QuoteDoes it bother you to have sex while your pets are in the room? Pappa Smurf will you lick my ass? YEAH, lick my ass bitch! why...i dont know.....cause i saw some guy with his ass in the air going at it and a dog comming up behiend him licking away...... god im sick"Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edwinsneller 0 #40 October 27, 2004 My dogs watch frequently and it doesn't bother me one bit. I think the male dog is trying to learn some different positions rather than just doing it doggie style all the time.--- Some days it's not even worth the effort to chew through the restraints. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #41 October 27, 2004 Now the question for Clay. Does it bother you to have sex when your humans are in the room? _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #42 October 27, 2004 QuoteIn the room, no problem. On the bed? Problem. Yup, same here... Have some cats, and one of them makes a beeline to my wife or my face when we're going at each other... I'm like, "get the fuck out of here pussy! Can't you see I'm busy!" "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #43 October 27, 2004 QuoteI'm like, "get the fuck out of here pussy! What if the wrong pussy leaves? _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #44 October 27, 2004 It is disturbing to have an animal in the same room. (Meli, I agree that it is almost like having a child present.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cloudseeker2001 0 #45 October 27, 2004 QuoteQuoteCan you have sex with pets in the room? No In response to Ron's story, I have one that happened to a guy I know. He said he was screwing his (then) wife, doggystyle. The cat snuck up onto the bed w/o anyone noticing. The swinging balls peaked the cat's interest and he did what many cats do to swinging objects: he batted at it - claws drawn. The surprise and pain made him (my friend) thrust forward so hard, he put his wife's head through the drywall. So, did it leave a big bump on your-I mean her head? "Some call it heavenly in it's brilliance, others mean and rueful of the western dream" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kingbunky 3 #46 October 27, 2004 the dog is pretty well trained.. he'll get off the bed, wait until things quiet down, then jump back up. he used to growl at me."Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrHixxx 0 #47 October 27, 2004 Not at all, but I have a funny story about it... When I first started dating Kimberly (my avatar's mommy), she rented a bedroom in a friend's house. In that bedroom, also lived her bird, an ivory white-faced cockatiel named Ivory. Ivory had and incredible gift of mimickry. He would bob his head up and down and click whistling the Adam's family theme. He would also whistle the Husker fight song, give kisses, say pretty birdy and step up. Anyway, one night Kimberly was kissing me slightly south of the beltline when Ivory started bobbing his head up and down smacking his beak on the cage making kissing noises. Needless to say, or interlude was pre-empted by 10 minutes of incapacitating laughter. Ivory also laughed and continued to mock us with kissing noises... -Hixxxdeath,as men call him, ends what they call men -but beauty is more now than dying’s when Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justaflygirl 0 #48 October 28, 2004 if it did, we would never do it... 3 cats, 1 dog and two sugar gliders mostly hang out in our room.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snowbird 0 #49 October 28, 2004 The dog just doesn't get it. The cat, I think she's living vicariously. She always jumps up, gets comfy, and starts purring. I'm just picturing the gal with her head thorugh the gyprock, while he's in a wee touch of pain Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. -Robert A. Heinlein Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 2,088 #50 October 28, 2004 QuoteYeah, my cats watch all the time... . Really? My GF's cats turn away and won't look.... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
