How much do you swear?

[prepheckt 0]

I was thinking about this the other day...I really DO swear a lot...my next thought was.."Dammit...I really got to stop that sh*t"....I think I'm going to start a swear jar...How much do you swear, if at all?

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I used to be pretty cleaned-mouthed, but these days I swear like a pagan.

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[Vallerina 2]

I don't swear much, but I do sometimes when I'm extremely angry. The funny thing is, that's one of the worst times to swear!

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[peregrinerose 0]

A LOT. Very unlady like. I have a really hard time not swearing in the exam room with patients, it is just part of my vocabulary.

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[prepheckt 0]

I really have to watch my mouth in a restaurant, I've dropped a couple of f-bombs with a kid sitting next to me....oops...got some nice looks from the parents...

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fu^kin' loads!

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[rehmwa 2]

Hardly at all anymore. It adds nothing other than making a person look like a moron.

It took a long time to figure that out though.

Look at it this way. Kids are impressed by it. Most people grow up some day.

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[mouth 0]

WAY more than I should.

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[skybytch 273]

I fucking don't fucking ever fucking swear, you fucking fuck fucks! I mean, fuck! How fucking dare you fucking insinuate that I fucking curse? I'm a fucking angel!

Sheeeiiit...

[adamjenner 0]

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I fucking don't fucking ever fucking swear, you fucking fuck fucks! I mean, fuck! How fucking dare you fucking insinuate that I fucking curse? I'm a fucking angel!

Sheeeiiit...

fucking right!
usually when i'm fucking drinking i fucking swear fuckin' every fuckin' word!
it's fuckin' great!! fuck fuckety fuck fuck fuck

[aprilcat 0]

What the ph*** kind of question is this?~~A.

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[CrazyIvan 0]

How much do I fucking swear?, what the fuck?, why in the hell you wanna know that shit for?

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What the ph*** kind of question is this?~~A.

Bwahahahahaha!

I read the thread title and the first post and what was the first thought to come to mind?

heh

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Personally, I type waaaaay more swear words than I actually use, but one does slip out on occasion. I'm working even harder on stopping that, as I want to teach K-2nd grade.

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I've been told i have a potty mouth.

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[Jeth 0]

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I've been told i have a potty mouth.

Ditto here. I swear way too much. It just comes out! I don't even realize it until some parent gives me a dirty look.

One of my worst moments was when I was in college, applying to be a camp counselor at a church camp. The interviewer asks me something about my childhood and I answer with "Well, shit, I remember this one time...." I knew I had fucked that one up about 3 seconds after I said that...

But really -- whats the big fuckin deal?!? They're just words! People need to lighten up.

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[Darius11 12]

what the fuck kind of thread is this.

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[DrewEckhardt 0]

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I was thinking about this the other day...I really DO swear a lot...my next thought was.."Dammit...I really got to stop that sh*t"....I think I'm going to start a swear jar...How much do you swear, if at all?

Depends how irritated I am at life in general.

Since my last enjoyable job ended it's been fairly constant.

[Girlfalldown 0]

One of my favorite words is Fuck. Luckily my boss swears as much or more than me. He's also the owner of my company. We cuss each other out all day long.

I actually try not to swear so much at the dropzone because Jett is there but things slip out on occasion and I find myself catching them on exit... "Oh Fu...gazeebah! Shi...muffelzum...."

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[jtval 0]

I swear all the fucking time!

but I can control it if Im in a meeting or something but I really have to think about NOT swearing etc...


then usually when I leave the meeting I try to think and replay the thing in my head to see if I remember swearing. its a real pain in the ass. there have been a few times I sliiped but the cover " sorry, I'm origianlly form NY" usually seems to smooth things over

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I've been told i have a potty mouth.

Ditto here. I swear way too much. It just comes out! I don't even realize it until some parent gives me a dirty look.

One of my worst moments was when I was in college, applying to be a camp counselor at a church camp. The interviewer asks me something about my childhood and I answer with "Well, shit, I remember this one time...." I knew I had fucked that one up about 3 seconds after I said that...

But really -- whats the big fuckin deal?!? They're just words! People need to lighten up.

"Not that which goeth into the mouth defileth a man; but that which cometh out of the mouth, this defileth a man." - Matthew 15:11

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[indyz 1]

I catch myself unconciously adjusting my level of swearing depending on the situation. Around customers, my grandmother, and people I've just met, never. Certain coworkers, people I know but not very well, and some family members, I'll swear a little (and mostly little stuff like "crap" and "damnit"). And then there's a group of people where I just let go and it seems like I drop an f-bomb every other sentence.

[WrongWay 0]

Hey, I DO have Tourettes, and I don't swear that much, you shit eating mother fucker.

(not a personal attack in case you didnt notice that i was joking )

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[Muenkel 0]

Growing up, there was absolutely no swearing in my home. However, I did swear when I was with my friends. I also would swear a lot at work. I wouldn't say that swear words dominate my conversation at all. I'm pretty good at knowing my audience. All in all, I'm trying to cut it down because honestly, I think it's immature. Also, as rehmwa stated, you never know when kids are listening.

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[aprilcat 0]

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What the ph*** kind of question is this?~~A.

Bwahahahahaha!

I read the thread title and the first post and what was the first thought to come to mind?

heh

"Where's April?"

Personally, I type waaaaay more swear words than I actually use, but one does slip out on occasion. I'm working even harder on stopping that, as I want to teach K-2nd grade.

I BEG your MOTHER****g pardon!!

Okay, all jokes aside. We didn't curse in our house, but my babysitter taught me some lovely words. When I was two, my mother was calling my brother in for dinner. I climbed under her tummy in the window and screamed out 'Cedie!! Motherf***r you HEAR ME!! I'm still trying to live that one down .

I have a redeeming quality. I never curse in church!~~April

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