321seeya 0 #51 October 16, 2004 The next thing we will be talking about is all of those people getting their "Chutes" Packed in the middle of the day. I mean come on people, how many times in one day can you get your chute packed? And then you pay for it? Thats prostitution...isnt it? . BASE 3:16 - Even if you are about to land on a cop - DONT FORGET TO FLARE! Free the soul -- DJ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Breezejunky 0 #52 October 16, 2004 Yeah! And I've heard that after a night of hard core sex you can think you're fine and everything, then all of a sudden under canopy you get so terribly horny as you flashback to the night before that you lose focus and become a hazard to all the other people on the DZ because you might fly into them! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Opie 0 #53 October 16, 2004 OK boys & girls Lets see if we can agree on a few things before this turns into a flame fest. 1. Sex--- yep it's good 2. Hardcore Sex---YOU BETCHA that's good too 3. Any sex occuring so soon before jumping that it endangers others-- BAD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BoostedXT 0 #54 October 16, 2004 This reminds me of that thread a while back called ..."Otter Babies".....Now and only now do I get where that thread truly came from! JoeFor long as you live and high you fly and smiles you'll give and tears you'll cry and all that you touch and all that you see is all your life will ever be. Pedro Offers you his Protection. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #55 October 16, 2004 QuoteTo think all this time I thought guys couldn't get it up on the ride to altitude. OH MY GAWD.. its time to FLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Gee I tell the pilots to GET IT UP all the time Off we go into the wild blue yonder.... Riding high into the sky. IOh by thye way 321CeeYa... I know of people who had sex in the old DC-3 at SGC and never got caught Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
321seeya 0 #56 October 16, 2004 QuoteQuoteTo think all this time I thought guys couldn't get it up on the ride to altitude. OH MY GAWD.. its time to IOh by thye way 321CeeYa... I know of people who had sex in the old DC-3 at SGC and never got caught And I know of one freeflyin' BASE Jumper that had sex in the West Wind and didnt get caught. Amazing what you can do when it is cold outside, and other people are not willing to step from their warm campers to investigate 'Noises' BASE 3:16 - Even if you are about to land on a cop - DONT FORGET TO FLARE! Free the soul -- DJ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peacefuljeffrey 0 #57 October 16, 2004 Quotehahahaaa..... cool, I knew I recognized the wording... LOL... funny stuff I must not have been around for the thread that this is based on as a parody. Could you let me know what the original "real" subject was? I imagine it was someone complaining about unsafe skydivers or something... Is there a thread you could link me to? -Jeffrey-Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jmpnkramer 0 #58 October 16, 2004 I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Then again I am always up for good controversy. .The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Opie 0 #59 October 17, 2004 Take a look at the locked "Drugs on the DZ" thread in the general skydiving forum Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #60 October 17, 2004 I'm gonna start a new thread called "sex in Opie's trailer." ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Opie 0 #61 October 17, 2004 QuoteI'm gonna start a new thread called "sex in Opie's trailer." I hope someone's having some in it because I haven't been there in weeks. Of course if I did I wouldn't let it impair the safety of my skydiving Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Faber 0 #62 October 17, 2004 QuoteI thought guys couldn't get it up on the ride to altitude. who told you such really guys are always horney Stay safe Stefan Faber Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snowwhite 0 #63 October 18, 2004 QuoteQuoteI'm gonna start a new thread called "sex in Opie's trailer." I hope someone's having some in it because I haven't been there in weeks. Of course if I did I wouldn't let it impair the safety of my skydiving OOoo, I wanna watch!skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bobsled92 0 #64 October 18, 2004 QuoteI LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Then again I am always up for good controversy. . ****************** I have not had sex at a DZ but, I still feel "F'ed" that I didn't get transffered to Z-hills when there's a req in for that loaction still. >>>I'm still looking forward to comming down for "boat drinks/Cocktillios"_______________________________ If I could be a Super Hero, I chose to be: "GRANT-A-CLAUS". and work 365 days a Year. http://www.hangout.no/speednews/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
christelsabine 1 #65 October 18, 2004 QuoteI thought guys couldn't get it up on the ride to altitude. who told you such really guys are always horney And what's about the BASE jumpers? No ride to altitude dudeist skydiver # 3105 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #66 October 18, 2004 QuoteI'm gonna start a new thread called "sex in Opie's trailer." ---------------------------------------------------------- I hope someone's having some in it because I haven't been there in weeks. Of course if I did I wouldn't let it impair the safety of my skydiving ---------------------------------------------------------- OOoo, I wanna watch! But if i'm in opie's trailer and he's in there having sex...does that mean i'm the one he's having sex with? ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
christelsabine 1 #67 October 18, 2004 Quote But if i'm in opie's trailer and he's in there having sex...does that mean i'm the one he's having sex with? Of course, if you join the company LAMO dudeist skydiver # 3105 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WrongWay 0 #68 October 18, 2004 QuoteQuotehahahaaa..... cool, I knew I recognized the wording... LOL... funny stuff I must not have been around for the thread that this is based on as a parody. Could you let me know what the original "real" subject was? I imagine it was someone complaining about unsafe skydivers or something... Is there a thread you could link me to? -Jeffrey I'm sure...... And DJ.......you're one sick fucker. Wrong Way D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451 The wiser wolf prevails. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snowwhite 0 #69 October 18, 2004 QuoteQuoteI'm gonna start a new thread called "sex in Opie's trailer." ---------------------------------------------------------- I hope someone's having some in it because I haven't been there in weeks. Of course if I did I wouldn't let it impair the safety of my skydiving ---------------------------------------------------------- OOoo, I wanna watch! But if i'm in opie's trailer and he's in there having sex...does that mean i'm the one he's having sex with? Who cares? As long as I get to watch!skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Faber 0 #70 October 19, 2004 QuoteAnd what's about the BASE jumpers? No ride to altitude its so hard to wank while climbing an object(your hands aint free)so i never tryed out,perhaps i will next year as king winter is moving in now and im sure my litel boy dont like the cold besides that.. BASEjumpers are also good making long delays also in bed Stay safe Stefan Faber Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
321seeya 0 #71 October 19, 2004 QuoteQuoteQuotehahahaaa..... cool, I knew I recognized the wording... LOL... funny stuff I must not have been around for the thread that this is based on as a parody. Could you let me know what the original "real" subject was? I imagine it was someone complaining about unsafe skydivers or something... Is there a thread you could link me to? -Jeffrey I'm sure...... And DJ.......you're one sick fucker. I Might be one sick fucker, BUT..If I wouldnt have spent ALL NIGHT having sex in the West Wind...Per haps I wouldnt have been so tired when we tried that Mr. Bill and it would have worked...hehe.. BASE 3:16 - Even if you are about to land on a cop - DONT FORGET TO FLARE! Free the soul -- DJ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frenchy68 0 #72 October 19, 2004 QuoteBASEjumpers are also good making long delays also in bed Hmmm... I always heard Basejumpers didn't want to go in. That it was all about the exit point. And that for some objects , itwould take forever to go up... "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
christelsabine 1 #73 October 19, 2004 Delay? I heard someone talking about a delay of 4 seconds.. ROFL dudeist skydiver # 3105 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Faber 0 #74 October 19, 2004 QuoteI always heard Basejumpers didn't want to go in nobody likes to go in,but i rember a certain hole i would like to jump into Quotethat for some objects , itwould take forever to go up... just like airplaneswe just dont protect our selfs Stay safe Stefan Faber Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Faber 0 #75 October 19, 2004 QuoteDelay? I heard someone talking about a delay of 4 seconds.. yes but at thouse kind of objects most people would do less than 4 sec´s Stay safe Stefan Faber Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
