RkyMtnHigh 0 #1 October 14, 2004 12. Life is sexually transmitted. 11.Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. 10. Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich. 9. Give a person a fish and you feed him for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks. 8. Some people are like Slinkies ... not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs. 7. Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. 6. Whenever I start feeling blue, I start breathing again. 5. All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism. 4. Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents. 3. In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. 2. Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first. And the # 1 THOUGHT FOR THE DAY: Most "terrorists" are reported to have come to the US legally, but they then hang around on expired visas, some for as long as 10 to 15 years. Now compare that to Blockbuster; if you are 2 days late with a video, those people are all over you. I think we should put Blockbuster in charge of immigration. _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #2 October 14, 2004 Quote10. Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich. Bwaahahahaha... Yeah, so? This line will definately be shown to Morgan...actually, I think I'll wait till tonight when we go to Bed, Bath and Beyond to register to tell her.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paige 0 #3 October 14, 2004 Thanks for the laugh, that is too muchTunnel Pink Mafia Delegate www.TunnelPinkMafia.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gordy 0 #4 October 14, 2004 That made me smile....cheers Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weegegirl 2 #5 October 14, 2004 Okay, hahahahahhaha, this......... 8. Some people are like Slinkies ... not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs. .... is my new motto. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zee 0 #6 October 14, 2004 QuoteMost "terrorists" are reported to have come to the US legally, but they then hang around on expired visas, some for as long as 10 to 15 years. Now compare that to Blockbuster; if you are 2 days late with a video, those people are all over you. I think we should put Blockbuster in charge of immigration. Another take on that one - Does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington. Also they track her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. The solution is to give every illegal alien a cow. Action©Sports Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #7 October 15, 2004 Quote10. Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich. I was looking for a chapter and verse. I just know this is in the Bible somewhere. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Unstable 9 #8 October 15, 2004 Quote 10. Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich. This is true, no Denying it. Women should just be more "sensitive" to this fact.... =========Shaun ========== Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #9 October 15, 2004 QuoteQuote10. Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich. I was looking for a chapter and verse. I just know this is in the Bible somewhere. Happythoughts and Unstable: My picnic lunch is packed and ready to go! _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Unstable 9 #10 October 15, 2004 Quote Happythoughts and Unstable: My picnic lunch is packed and ready to go! Shesh, I'm not even hungry!! And it's going to take a lot more than a lunch to ........... (I'll stop here) =========Shaun ========== Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #11 October 15, 2004 QuoteQuote Happythoughts and Unstable: My picnic lunch is packed and ready to go! Shesh, I'm not even hungry!! And it's going to take a lot more than a lunch to ........... (I'll stop here) Go ahead...I'm listening....*pulling up a chair* _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
juanesky 0 #12 October 15, 2004 With that avitar of yours, I am not longer hungry"According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #13 October 15, 2004 it made you lose your appetite? I can change it back to the cheezy grin pic..perhaps I should _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #14 October 15, 2004 13) The world loves a working man 14) Don't ever trust whitey 15) See a doctor and get rid of it. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hoym 0 #15 October 15, 2004 16) "Stay away from those cans!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #16 October 15, 2004 (from a different film): The Alamo has no basement. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #17 October 15, 2004 QuoteShesh, I'm not even hungry!! And it's going to take a lot more than a lunch to dude, you've never heard somebody tell about how they needed to pack a lunch........... as in..... "babe, you better pack a lunch"..... ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justaflygirl 0 #18 October 15, 2004 That is some funny shit...thanks for sharing Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LoudDan 0 #19 October 16, 2004 That is some good stuff right there.....I don't care who ya are that's funny right there. Coming soon to a bowl of Wheaties near you!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #20 October 16, 2004 Quote9. Give a person a fish and you feed him for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks don't forgetthis one...... build a man a fire and you keep him warm for a night, set a man on fire andyou keep him warm for the rest of his life..... ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumperconway 0 #21 October 16, 2004 to quote billv 9. Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach a man to fish, and you lose a paying customer! DON'T CHANGE THAT AVATAR! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
juanesky 0 #22 October 19, 2004 Quote it made you lose your appetite? I can change it back to the cheezy grin pic..perhaps I should Please refer to rule #10"According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
champu 1 #23 October 19, 2004 QuoteAnother take on that one - Does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington. Also they track her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. The solution is to give every illegal alien a cow. Well we'd tag them all with the locators but the ACLU has more pull than PETA. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
josheezammit 0 #24 October 19, 2004 Most "terrorists" are reported to have come to the US legally, but they then hang around on expired visas, some for as long as 10 to 15 years. Now compare that to Blockbuster; if you are 2 days late with a video, those people are all over you. I think we should put Blockbuster in charge of immigration. hahha I love rkymtnhigh Ahh, what a wonderful world. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
