Cheating Husband?

[Jayruss 0]

Here is the answer ladies

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"Beware how you take away hope from another human being."
-Oliver Wendell Holmes

[Slowfaller 0]

Just cracked up my office, all 5 of us. Thanks.

Chris

--"Someday you will die and somehow somethings going to steal your carbon" -MM

[Sabre2th 0]

BWAAHHHAAAHAHAHAHA!!

That is funny as anything......

Nick.

Those who dance, are cosidered insane by those who can't hear the music.

[CrazyIvan 0]

The truth.

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Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.

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Should I let this one just 'die'? I read this one this morning and left it alone, now it surfaced again and I can't let it go.

Are you guys telling me that the ONLY reason a husband will cheat is that his wife needs to go to the gym????????????????? Come on!!!!!! You know this could be turned around the other way, for us girls to cheat because our husbands won't get their fat ass off to the gym. Give me a break.

J

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[dzdiva 7]

Thank you.

"It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..."

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Thank you.

You are welcome.
I just 'stewed' about this one all day, dammit. I couldn't let it go without responding.

J

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[tkhayes 348]

I found out after a divorce and bunch of counciling that the reason people cheat is that they do not get what they need/want at home. Many reasons for that, including the joke here.

Also
1. They do not tell the partner what they need/want
2. they tell them,but do not get it anyway.
3. They no longer are in love, but do not want to discuss it, etc
4. commen thread is communications.

We hate to talk about things, myself included.

[AggieDave 6]

Its a joke. Just a joke, I saw it as only a joke. Like redneck jokes. I'm a redneck, not as bad as the jokes make the social class out to be, but I understand that the humor is in the exaggeration of reality.

--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

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I know it's a joke, but would you react the same if it was 'turned around' the other way?

Just interested.

J

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I found out after a divorce and bunch of counciling that the reason people cheat is that they do not get what they need/want at home. Many reasons for that, including the joke here.

Also
1. They do not tell the partner what they need/want
2. they tell them,but do not get it anyway.
3. They no longer are in love, but do not want to discuss it, etc
4. commen thread is communications.

We hate to talk about things, myself included.

I can relate more to reason #2. Communications people.

J

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[AggieDave 6]

Would I react the same as you if it was turned around?

Nope, I'd laugh and agree that I'm a fatass and need to get in the gym...because I am and I do.

--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

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Okay, hypothetically.........if you were married and your wife left you, would you think it was because you were a fatass????

Don't get me wrong here......I am not overweight, my husband is, but does that mean I love him less and would cheat on him?

I guess I just don't find the original post funny.

I know it was suppose to be a joke. I'll probably 'kill' this thread.

J

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[AggieDave 6]

Of course if I was married and my wife left me, I wouldn't get a laugh out of it. BUT, I'm not even married yet, so I thinnk its funny.

Jokes are usually at the expense of someone, if you've had a bad experience in your life about the punchline of the joke, of course its not going to be funny.

--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

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I have not had a bad experience in my life about this punchline. I have been married longer than your age. I just don't think joking about someone's weight and that being the reason your husband cheated is funny. Okay, I think I'll sign off now.

J

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[AggieDave 6]

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I have been married longer than your age.

That's awesome! Unfortunately now-a-days that is a rarity. My parents are the same way, they've been married 30 years.

--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

[Breezejunky 0]

I'm fat. (Well, it's all relative)
I thought it was funny.
But then again, I've never been married. (Not that I've ever thought this was a bad thing)

[Faber 0]

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You know this could be turned around the other way, for us girls to cheat because our husbands won't get their fat ass off to the gym

who says it ait already???
do you really belive that only males cheat?(not that it makes it legal),you know there has to be a 3. partner at place some were aswell and girls does the exat same thing... It just shows that we aint as civilians as we want to be...

funny thing is that most people that cheat can explain the reasson,so they think its ok,but if their partner cheat no explanation is good enough

Stay safe
Stefan Faber

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That's awesome! Unfortunately now-a-days that is a rarity. My parents are the same way, they've been married 30 years.

I've got you beat you redneck. My parents have been married 48 years. We're already planning their 50th blast.

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[Evelyn 0]

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That's awesome! Unfortunately now-a-days that is a rarity. My parents are the same way, they've been married 30 years.

I've got you beat you redneck. My parents have been married 48 years. We're already planning their 50th blast.

Couldn't resist, MY parents have been married 54 years and my husband and I have been married 26 years!! I don't admit to being that old though, stopped celebrating birthdays last year at 50. I'm not gettin any older.

Life is either a daring adventure or nothing ~ Helen Keller

[CSpenceFLY 1]

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Would I react the same as you if it was turned around?

Nope, I'd laugh and agree that I'm a fatass and need to get in the gym...because I am and I do.

Me too.Loosing weight is expensive.You have to go buy a new canopy to keep your loading the same.Then the damn new canopy is too small for your old container so you have to get a new one.Then your wife,the one your trying to impress gets pissed off cause you spent all this money on new gear and divorces you and takes half your shit.Now you have to pay child support till the damn kids are 18 and live in a camper.No way I'm going to the gym.

[Airman1270 0]

Married 13 & a half years; if we can make it another year we will have surpassed the length of my parent's marriage. Of course, my wife doesn't appreciate it when I point this out.

I don't want "out", but that comment about "communication" was right on the money. Of course, now that we've "communicated". I'm waiting for some response. She seems to think that there's some virtue in maintaining her distance. I've not cheated (yet) but I have to admit there have been times where the only reason I haven't had to do with lack of opportunity. I understand why some guys can be tempted. It's tough to maintain loyalty when your wife tells you to go to a prostitute, or "find a 20 year-old."

Ladies, please cut the crap. (This comment is not directed toward those of you who do not pull this crap on your man.)

Cheers,
Jon