Shell666 0 #1 October 15, 2004 Treat or Treat! A little boy and girl go trick or treating. They knock on the door of this house and the man who answers it says, "Well, you two are awful cute. Who are you supposed to be?" "We're Jack and Jill", they reply. The man says, "You can't be Jack and Jill, you're black!" So, they go off and a short while later they come back dressed differently. They ring the doorbell and once again the man opens the door. "Well now, you're just darn cute. Who are you this time?" "We're Hansel and Gretel," says the little boy. "Well, I hate to disappoint you son, but you can't be Hansel and Gretel because you're black!" Heads hung low, they leave. Not too much the later, the man hears the bell ring again. This time when he opens the door, there stand the two children but this time they are BUCK NAKED. "Oh my! And just who are supposed to be now?!!", he asks. "Chocolate M&M's," says the little girl. "I'm plain, he's got nuts. 'Shell 'Shell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JustaBill 0 #2 October 15, 2004 That's funny ------------------------------------------------ I've done so much, with so little, for so long I'm now expected to do everything with nothing forever Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
