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Murphy's laws of motorcycling.

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Bah....who needs that stuff....hell, I removed most of the guages and indicators. I can tell how much gas I have from the odometer, I can tell what gear I'm in by my speed and how the bike feels, I can tell when I have high beams on, well, because I always have the high beam on.

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It's crazy to have to change to the reserve with no warning.



Meh, I don't have a fuel gauge and I generally know when I'm about to have to flip the reserve, but then again, I know how many miles I generally can go before having to flip the switch.


Fuel gauge? We don't need no stinken fuel gauge

:P:P
--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

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Here's one for you:

The only time I ever ran out of gas was on my Ducati 900SS which had no petcock, or fuel gauge, and only a "reserve light" to tell you when you had about 1.5 gallons left. Well, Murphy kicked my ass the day the "idiot light" burned out and I ran the tank dry.

It was really fun pushing the bike about a mile or so uphill off the freeway to the closest gas station. Older Italian bikes and their electrical gremlins are a PITA! That was the one and only time I ran ANY vehicle out of gas. :P
NSCR-2376, SCR-15080

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18. Riding a BMW makes you look like a puss............:P



Yeah, and since I regularly ride to Southern California and points further without a mechanical or nervous breakdown, EVERYBODY knows I'm not riding a Harley.

:P

Like riding a tractor.

Potatopotatopotatopotatopotato....

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lol, and you could take it out for parades too... as long as you have a chase vehicle with a team of mechanics following behind.

Every year on the way to Aspencade my friends and I play "count the dead Harleys" on the mountain road that leads to Ruidoso. Lowest year:3 highest:12 :D
NSCR-2376, SCR-15080

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t: Ummm, unless you have an Fuel Inf. Harley. Adn even if you don't they have the vaccuum dealey.



Aparently Malachi has had more to drink then I have tonight. That's quite a feat actually.
--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

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They don't fly?

I made my kawasaki fly before...then again, it was hair raising since I didn't expect that bump to be *that* bad going on to that bridge on 287...:P


Dude, my new Cobra pipes sound REALLY good when rolling down the highway.
--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

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Wasn't that a dog dave??

Actually it is all an illusion with Harley's the chrome simulates speed. But it always encourages female companions over 20 to shed clothes. Under 20, they still like those little plastic rice sticker power things.

But then I want a Buell Firebolt....so....
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Wasn't that a dog dave??



That was earlier in the same ride when I hit the dog carcus on 287 when it fucking appeared from under a truck and couldn't swerve in time (yeah I was following a hair too close...mostly I was in the "rider haze" from being in the saddle a few hours.

Both were "entertaining."
--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

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Hey, your mom says to call her...:P:P


Yeah, it was definately a white knuckle moment rolling over the dog and getting my bike airborne later on the same road.

Atleast it wasn't a HD or I would have probably blown a shock out and it would have cost me atleast a Hundred Dollars.

:P
--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

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