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When I was in the AF, I used to hear guys talk about "dorm refrigerators" in reference to certain visitors. When I asked why these human visitors were called that, I was told that it was because "everyone sticks their meat in that." Not very classy or tactful, but apparently quite accurate.

Anyone have this phenomenon at their DZ?

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Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28
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You're missing it here. Read the post again and glean new info from it. Here's a tip: we're not talking metal, plastic and freon. ;)
Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28
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Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

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hmm... now that I think about it, I guess that some of the jumpers probably put their lunch in the fridge to keep it cold.

We have a water cooler system that keeps the water nice and cold, so no need to waste fridge space with that...

I'm not missing anything, jumpers at my DZ just don't generally make a habit of bringing so much meat to the DZ that it would require cold storage.

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Ah, you used a ploy I'm fond of when I simply don't want to address the issue at hand: the bovine approach. In person, I just stare blankly and turn to graze elsewhere. :P
Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28
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Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

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I wasn't condoning it or trying to identify specific people. I was just curious as to whether or not this tends to be a problem at any DZs. It was a problem when I was living in the military dorms, if for no other reason than I never knew who knew what about whom. Good thing I had a security clearance and knew how to keep my mouth shut. B|
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Do they call the guys "dorm deli counter salesmen" because they're trying to put their meat everywhere?



Close. I think Tool would work in this context.

Yeah, that tool fixed the refridgerator... It kinda fits.
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I was told that it was because "everyone sticks their meat in that." Not very classy or tactful, but apparently quite accurate.

Anyone have this phenomenon at their DZ?



I'm more familiar with the term "Schwinn" (as in bicycle), because "everyone gets a ride" and it can apply to males and females alike.
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I think she means she causes strife!



Strife, pestilence, dogs and cats living together... all sorts of good things



Real "wrath of God" type stuff? :P
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