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junkyarddog

I'm 21 today...now what?

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Wooohoooo. I need some birthday ideas on what to do tonight besides getting completely smashed which is obviously going to happen.



If you live near a Hooters restaurant go there and ask for the "Hooter's Shooter" shot. You'll love it, I promise.



That reminds me of a true story. This happened to a friend of mine 12 years ago when he turned 21. His mom and brothers took him out to the local Hooters restaurant to celebrate his birthday. He was pretty green as far as guys are when it comes to being smooth and suave around sexy/pretty girls.

Anyway, the waitress comes up to him in her customary tight white shirt and orange shorts and asks what he wants to order. He already knew he wanted chicken wings, but he stares right at her ample cleavage and deadpans "I want chicken breasts"...:D:D:D

His mom and brothers are howling with laughter. Thankfully, the waitress was a good sport and just giggled...
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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