SpeedRacer 1 #1 October 12, 2004 Scientist from Texas A&M University has invented a bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling and prevents the nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in. After a news conference announcing the invention, a large group of men took the scientist outside and kicked the shit out of him! Miranda Rights A female police officer arrests a man for drunk driving. The female officer tells the man, "Sir, you have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be held against you..." The drunk replies: "Tits!" Fresh from her shower, a woman stands in front of the mirror, complaining to her husband that her breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling her it's not so, the husband uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds. Willing to try anything, the wife fetches a piece of toilet paper, and stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts. "How long will thistake?" she asks. "They'll grow larger over a period of years," he replies. The wife stops. "Why do you think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts grow over the years?" "Worked for your ass, didn't it?" He lived, and with a great deal of therapy, may even walk again. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #2 October 12, 2004 BBBWWWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!__________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #3 October 12, 2004 Heard em before....still damned funny! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mccurley 1 #4 October 12, 2004 What does a seventy year old woman have between her breasts, that a twenty year old dosen't?? Her NavelWatch my video Fat Women http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRWkEky8GoI Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #5 October 12, 2004 Due to health concerns... Breast implants will no longer contain silicone, the research is complete and they will now contain Peanut Oil... if a leak should occur it won't have the same negative effect. Just think guys... Tits that'll stick to the roof of your mouth! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MC208B 0 #6 October 12, 2004 Damn, those were funny! Thanks!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stopsign 0 #7 October 12, 2004 thats great !!1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyThomas 0 #8 October 12, 2004 Q: What did the bra say to the hat? A: You go on ahead. I'll give these two a lift. Thomas Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
