bertusgeert 1 #1 October 11, 2004 See guys, I have this friend.... He goes to the library every sunday night to catch up on HW for the week. He likes wraps, and goes to this close by cafe to pick one up most the time when he is over there. He saw this really cute girl work over there, and he thinks she is hot stuff. So what does he say to her? Ive been trying to help him out, but he doesn't like my suggestions. Talking about Guacamole and Sour Cream isn't the best pickup line... So your line would be...? --------------------------------------------- As jy dom is moet jy bloei! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #2 October 11, 2004 I would say: "Sweetheart, if you go out with me...you could save a life....a kitten's life" __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
linny 1 #3 October 11, 2004 Lines don't work. "Hi" is a good one. "How are you" is another. Tell your friend not to come on too strong or he's blown it already. Edited for retardidity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tunaplanet 0 #4 October 11, 2004 QuoteSo your line would be...? "Nice shoes, wanna fuck?" Forty-two Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bob.dino 1 #5 October 11, 2004 "Fuck me if I'm wrong, but don't you wanna kiss me?" Or, more seriously: "Hi. I'm insert_name_here. You seem really nice. Could I invite you out on a date?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crwmike 0 #6 October 11, 2004 QuoteSee guys, I have this friend.... He goes to the library every sunday night to catch up on HW for the week. He likes wraps, and goes to this close by cafe to pick one up most the time when he is over there. He saw this really cute girl work over there, and he thinks she is hot stuff. So what does he say to her? Ive been trying to help him out, but he doesn't like my suggestions. Talking about Guacamole and Sour Cream isn't the best pickup line... So your line would be...? Tell your ...friend to walk up to her and in a pleasant, respectful manner, sincerely express his feelings ...whatever they might be. Don't hold back. Say what you mean. Not many women can resist openness and sincerity. Michael Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dixieskydiver 0 #7 October 11, 2004 Hi, wanna go back to my place for pizza and sex? .... What's the matter, you don't like pizza? Dixie HISPA #56 Facil Rodriguez "Scientific research has shown that 60% of the time, it works every time." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #8 October 11, 2004 QuoteTell your ...friend to walk up to her and in a pleasant, respectful manner, sincerely express his feelings That's gay. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tunaplanet 0 #9 October 11, 2004 QuoteThat's gay. But the bright side to being gay is you can't get married. Forty-two Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sheenster303 0 #10 October 11, 2004 QuoteQuoteThat's gay. But the bright side to being gay is you can't get married. Take that shit to the Speaker's Corner, dude.I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bseriesboosted 0 #11 October 11, 2004 tell your bud to walk up and say.... Those clothes are very becoming on you,and if i were on you i'd be cuming to. or hey if we were squirrels could i crawl in your hole and bust a nutPruitt Skydive The Farm Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
linny 1 #12 October 11, 2004 QuoteQuoteThat's gay. But the bright side to being gay is you can't get married. That's funny (not the part about gay's not allowed to marry, but the part about not getting married being the bright side.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #13 October 11, 2004 Quotehey if we were squirrels could i crawl in your hole and bust a nut Now THAT'S a cool line __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vallerina 2 #14 October 11, 2004 "Hi, my name is Valerie. I'm an angry, bitter woman who alienates herself with self-righteous pronouncements. I have cellulite, an elitist attitude, and I talk about my nephews too much. What's your name?" I'm just going to put all of my bad qualities first. You can't go anywhere but up from there!There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #15 October 11, 2004 One that was used on me a few days ago: Guy: So did it hurt? Me: Huh? Guy: Did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Guy: When you fell down from heaven. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dixieskydiver 0 #16 October 11, 2004 With what results? Dixie HISPA #56 Facil Rodriguez "Scientific research has shown that 60% of the time, it works every time." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vallerina 2 #17 October 11, 2004 Better than the ones I've heard: "Pity me, and rollover." "Just relax, fly your slot, and it'll all be okay."There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #18 October 11, 2004 QuoteWith what results? I thought it was adorably cute and gave him 20 cool points. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
captain1 0 #19 October 11, 2004 [Talking about Guacamole and Sour Cream isn't the best pickup line...So your line would be...?] Pick up line? There is no such thing my young butterfly. In order to get the girl you have to talk to the girl. If she doesn't blow him off then maybe he can invite her out to dinner, or a nightclub or... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyingferret 0 #20 October 11, 2004 Agreed. Although I have been searching for lines before. Just say "hi" You don't need a reason or a line, wanting to speak with her is enough of one, and in the end is a much bigger compliment.-- All the flaming and trolls of wreck dot with a pretty GUI. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ahegeman 0 #21 October 11, 2004 My favorite is, "Hey baby, I might be the worst you've ever had, but at least it'll be over quick".--------------------------------------------------------------- There is a fine line between 'hobby' and 'mental illness'. --Dave Barry Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Unstable 9 #22 October 11, 2004 Ya Know, Ever since I've been a single guy again, the Line - "Hey { her name here } , I'd sure like to take you out to dinner on Friday night." has really worked me wonders!! However, My rule is three successfull light-flirting encounters before I pull this one off....=========Shaun ========== Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #23 October 11, 2004 My line is "Morgan I love you" and I usually get a nice kiss after that.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Unstable 9 #24 October 11, 2004 Quote My line is "Morgan I love you" and I usually get a nice kiss after that Aggie, Sounds like you got it made, man! Give me a couple years, I'll get one like that.... =========Shaun ========== Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #25 October 11, 2004 QuoteSounds like you got it made, man! Give me a couple years, I'll get one like that.... Anyone that has met Morgan can attest, I am the luckiest son of a bitch in the world! You know whats funny? I met Morgan a bit after I had written off finding "the girl I wanted to marry." I had decided that I would meet "her" someday, but not any time soon, which was a big deal since I was 23 at the time and was bummed that my friends were finding the persons of their dreams and I couldn't. About a month after I came to that conclusion in my life, I met Morgan. She was dating someone else at the time, but we had a good evening chatting. Come to find out her relationship with this guy was seriously on the rocks, he was getting serious and she didn't want to with him and broke up with him. 4 days later we were dating. A couple of weeks later we both knew we had found our "one." 5 months later we were engaged and in 362 days we'll be married.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
