peacefuljeffrey 0 #51 October 8, 2004 More than once a day. Sometimes once a day. Sometimes as much as five-to-seven times (on infrequent occasions). Usually twice or three times. Hey, it feels great; I can be with "any" girl I want, anywhere, doing anything; and it's a great stress reliever. I am always all alpha waves during and after... Great way to start a day; great way to end a day and go to sleep. Blue skies, -Jeffrey-Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ScottishJohn 25 #52 October 8, 2004 until the blisters hurt too much---------------------------------------------------------------------- If you think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveNFlorida 0 #53 October 8, 2004 Man, check out the poll results... you men are horny!! How do you have time to skydive? Is this what you do in the dz bathroom? lol!! -A Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peacefuljeffrey 0 #54 October 8, 2004 QuoteMan, check out the poll results... you men are horny!! How do you have time to skydive? Is this what you do in the dz bathroom? lol!! -A Are you kidding me? The bathrooms at Sebastian stink like sulphur! Who could concentrate?! And yeah, "Horny!" -Jeffrey-Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #55 October 8, 2004 I usually masticate 3-4 times per day. I have always heard that you should do it 6 times per day but that's so much trouble. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pajarito 0 #56 October 8, 2004 MAN!!! Kittens are dyin wholesale according to this poll! Awsome!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BlindBrick 0 #57 October 9, 2004 let's put it this way. If you could skin all the kittens I've killed, the entire US would be walking on kitty carpet. -Blind <== HMMM... Maybe that explains it...."If you end up in an alligator's jaws, naked, you probably did something to deserve it." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #58 October 9, 2004 QuoteIf you could skin all the kittens I've killed, the entire US would be walking on kitty carpet That's nothing, in my case, you could cover Jupiter twice__________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peacefuljeffrey 0 #59 October 9, 2004 QuoteQuoteIf you could skin all the kittens I've killed, the entire US would be walking on kitty carpet That's nothing, in my case, you could cover Jupiter twice Oh yeah? With mine you could make a road as wide as Jupiter's diameter, all the way from here to Jupiter! Uhh... should we be bragging about this? ... -Jeffrey-Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #60 October 9, 2004 QuoteUhh... should we be bragging about this? Hey...at least we have something to brag about __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
usedtajump 1 #61 October 9, 2004 QuoteI would like to vote, but I don't see the option: "Until your hands go numb" Goddamit Ivan, how many times were you told "if you do that too much, you'll go blind?The older I get the less I care who I piss off. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hipwrddude 0 #62 October 9, 2004 I heard that "matrubate" is when one is so unaroused when trying to arouse oneself that they have to fake orgasm just to get it over with. Sometimes the faking part can last just as long (if not longer) then the attempt at arousal. Supposedly someone called the police on this guy who was howling out his window at night while matrubating, the guy punched himself in the face and fell of the couch! They found him sleeping and didn't want to bother him. When I first told this story I woke up in the middle of the night and called myself a liar! Ah hell, I didn't hear it anywhere, I just made it all up. Next! You're always the starter in your own life! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dzdiva 7 #63 October 9, 2004 QuoteQuoteIf you could skin all the kittens I've killed, the entire US would be walking on kitty carpet That's nothing, in my case, you could cover Jupiter twice ROFLMAO!!"It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frenchy68 0 #64 October 9, 2004 QuoteOh yeah? With mine you could make a road as wide as Jupiter's diameter, all the way from here to Jupiter! "Follow the yellow prick road..." "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #65 October 9, 2004 QuoteI call total bullshit to the two guys who said never!! If that is true... go see a doctor now!! Just to throw a curve into this interesting thread, maybe the 2 guys practise a religion that condemns masturbation? BTW, I didn't vote...so I'm not one of those two guys. _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Opie 0 #66 October 9, 2004 QuoteQuoteI call total bullshit to the two guys who said never!! If that is true... go see a doctor now!! Just to throw a curve into this interesting thread, maybe the 2 guys practise a religion that condemns masturbation?............... If they were just "practicing" the religion they'd masterbate like everyone else, now if they had the religion "mastered" I might believe your theory, but I call bullshit too Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peacefuljeffrey 0 #67 October 9, 2004 QuoteQuoteI call total bullshit to the two guys who said never!! If that is true... go see a doctor now!! Just to throw a curve into this interesting thread, maybe the 2 guys practise a religion that condemns masturbation? Most religions condemn murder. Have there never been murders committed by people who claim to be Christians, Muslims, Jews...? My point is, even if they were, that proves nothing. -Jeffrey-Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snowwhite 0 #68 October 10, 2004 Now wait a minute, let's ask something useful. Like, if you are in a commited relationship, where sex is yours whenever you want, how often do you masturbate?skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frenchy68 0 #69 October 10, 2004 Quoteif you are in a commited relationship, where sex is yours whenever you want Isn't that an oxymoron? "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justaflygirl 0 #70 October 10, 2004 voting for the sig other, if hes not jumping hes spanking the monkey or tackling me... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
