Would you marry a stripper?

[KawiZX900 0]

Could have been the lights, might've been the outfit or perhaps it was the booty, six pack and boobs but I think I'm in love.

Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky

[AggieDave 6]

I differ my judgement to Cory Morrow.

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She's a waitress right now in some run down Mickey Mouse town
But on weekends she's a big city striptease
She looks pretty sleek and for a dollar a peek
You can make her acquaintance and then leave

Her pappa, he don't know, his little baby takes off her clothes
He don't ever ask how she pays the rent
I go to see her dance at just about every chance
And she leaves me with a feeling it was money well spent

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She's a big city stripper and all the cowboys love to tip her
Spendin' their lives in a velvet seat
Five dollars a beer good gosh I never ever want to leave here
She's my big city stripper and I think she's in love with me

Now her lifes a sordid wreck, she seldom gets any respect
Ah but she's only doing what she loves the most
And my loving her is a task cause she's always showing off her class
And she's what all men want from coast to coast

I've spent the last ten years just trying to face my fears
Worried about what all my friends might say
Yeah but it's kinda fun to dream, I just kick back and drink
I watch her dance and see my troubles stripped away

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She's a waitress right now in some rundown Mickey Mouse town
On the weekends she's a big city striptease

--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

[sid 1]

didn't marry her - but lived with one for a while - "Got That T-Shirt!"

Pete Draper,

Just because my life plan is written on the back of a Hooter's Napkin, it's still a life plan.... right?

[peacefuljeffrey 0]

No. Wouldn't marry a stripper.

-Jeffrey
"With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!"

[jkwon 0]

Why wouldn't you??? I would. If I loved someone enough to marry them it wouldn't matter what they did.

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[airtwardo 7]

I was a bouncer a "Pacers" down in your neck of
the woods..(back in a different life!)

And 'dated' quite a few...DANCERS!!!

But none of them were... STRIPPERS!!

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[DrunkMonkey 0]

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[Stacy 0]

ask phillykev.

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[Zee 0]

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[srg 0]

Probably not, but it's for practical, not moral reasons. The pace and level of stimulation is so high in that profession that life with little ol' me would likely be pretty boring in comparison. I don't want to compete with something like that. If you feel up to the task, then by all means go for it. Strippers can be surprisingly normal people - they just usually need a lot of attention. Then again, some of them are very much not normal, so be sure to figure out what makes yours tick.

"Be braver -- you can't cross a chasm in two small jumps."

[2fat2fly 0]

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didn't marry her - but lived with one for a while - "Got That T-Shirt!"

Likewise, my T-Shirt says "look at this effing idiot" how 'bout your's?

Of course, no blanket statement covers everyone-this is just my humble opinion from my limited experience.

I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

[cocheese 0]

Ya never know what can happen to you. Love is love . Especially if she owns a DZ, Twin Otter etc.

[dzdiva 7]

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Ya never know what can happen to you. Love is love . Especially if she owns a DZ, Twin Otter etc.

It's nice to see that there are still romantic men out there.

"It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..."

[cocheese 0]

Wouldn't it be romantic to take the Otter to Say ... Niagra falls for the weekend ... and make a few swoops over the falls before our candle lit dinner ?

[Vallerina 2]

No. I want somebody who prides themselves on earning a living for their mind...not their body.

There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning

[SkydiveNFlorida 0]

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No. I want somebody who prides themselves on earning a living for their mind...not their body.

Right on! I could be a stripper but prefer to make more of myself. I expect the same in a mate.

Plus, I can't see letting other women see my man's.. um... stuff

Angela.

[Vallerina 2]

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Right on! I could be a stripper but prefer to make more of myself. I expect the same in a mate.

Yeah! I think that's what it is for me...I don't hold a significant other to lower standards!

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Plus, I can't see letting other women see my man's.. um... stuff

They're pretty funny looking anyways.

There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning

[peacefuljeffrey 0]

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Right on! I could be a stripper but prefer to make more of myself. I expect the same in a mate.

Yeah! I think that's what it is for me...I don't hold a significant other to lower standards!

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Plus, I can't see letting other women see my man's.. um... stuff

They're pretty funny looking anyways.

Hey, as much as I love 'em, I can't fairly say that women's parts are so much less funny-looking! LOL!

-Jeffrey

-Jeffrey
"With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!"

[Vallerina 2]

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Hey, as much as I love 'em, I can't fairly say that women's parts are so much less funny-looking!

I am quite sure that I am straight since I'm disgusted by a woman's parts, and I think that a guy's parts are just funny. A woman's parts look like a really bad car accident with severe flesh wounds.

There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning

[AggieDave 6]

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No. I want somebody who prides themselves on earning a living for their mind...not their body.

Most of the strippers I've met in the College Station area at the sock (what we call the local strip club) are all students that are using stripping to pay for school. They all have plans of what they're going to do with their degrees and such.

Just because they strip doesn't mean they're not very smart.

--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

[crwmike 0]

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Could have been the lights, might've been the outfit or perhaps it was the booty, six pack and boobs but I think I'm in love.

No! I was fortunate to see the PAIN a few friends went through when they did this.

After that, easy decision.

Michael

[Vallerina 2]

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Most of the strippers I've met in the College Station area at the sock (what we call the local strip club) are all students that are using stripping to pay for school.

That's fine. I want someone who will use their mind to figure out other ways to make even better money (ie, tutors get up to $25 an hour.)

There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning

[AggieDave 6]

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That's fine. I want someone who will use their mind to figure out other ways to make even better money (ie, tutors get up to $25 an hour.)

I guess you don't understand the amount of money a stripper can make.

The last one I chatted with was going to be able to get through school without student loans due to stripping. She's going to school for an engineering degree, a very very smart women.

I'm glad that you feel that you're a better person for not being a stripper, nice moral superiority complex there.

--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

[crwmike 0]

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Hey, as much as I love 'em, I can't fairly say that women's parts are so much less funny-looking!

I am quite sure that I am straight since I'm disgusted by a woman's parts, and I think that a guy's parts are just funny. A woman's parts look like a really bad car accident with severe flesh wounds.

They're like faces, Val. Some are beautiful, some pretty or cute, most just average looking.

Unfortunately, the vast majority of the ones that I have seen ...are in need of medical attention.

Michael

[Vallerina 2]

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I guess you don't understand the amount of money a stripper can make.

No, I know. It's hit or miss. Plus, when you work late nights, you don't do so hot in your early morning classes. You don't understand the many opportunities out there to make lots of money.

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I'm glad that you feel that you're a better person for not being a stripper, nice moral superiority complex there.

I never said better.

There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning