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Who Knows That You Should Stay Out Of The Left Lane Unless You Are Passing?

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If there were no speed limit then slow drivers would stay out of the fast lane. Nevada used to be this way, and slow drivers rarely ventured into the fast lane for fear of being rear-ended by someone traveling at 120+ mph!



Yep, Montana, Wyoming and other states that are known for their wide open roads have had this in the past, but the Fed Gov't get involved. States enjoy getting the Gov't subsidy checks for the roads that we build, so they have to comply with the federal statutes. Hence the 55 for so many years everywhere.

Been seeing a lot of 70 mph's lately, so I hope everyone is coming to their senses.


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Apparently we need a few billboards around Portland Oregon, these fuckers go slow in the fast lane then fast in the slow........They drive like little old lady's... on CRACK

Roy



If that pisses you off, Roy, don't drive in Florida. You would be astounded at how many ignorant fuckos will come up on you in the center lane, and zip past you (no signal, either) in the RIGHT lane!! >:(

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I believe there is notoneperson in the metro Atlanta area aware of this law. Every night on the way to work is the battle against the fucking pace cars...you know the motherfuckers that has to drive right next to each other across all 6 fucking lanes making it impossible to pass, they're great.

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If that pisses you off, Roy, don't drive in Florida. You would be astounded at how many ignorant fuckos will come up on you in the center lane, and zip past you (no signal, either) in the RIGHT lane!! ***
shit.....they do that here too.....lotsa morons, HEY!!!...... I know...;)we got deer and elk season, lets institute the moron season..... we could publish a game pamphlet that designates calibre of firearms to be used, legal hunting hrs.....etc!!!! wooooohoooooo, we would only be helping out old Darwin B|

Roy
They say I suffer from insanity.... But I actually enjoy it.

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what if your always passing is it ok to stay in the right lane then see the speeding thread



That's me so the left lane is mine:P

I almost always drive in the left lane unless someone going lots faster than me comes up behind me.

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You guys are all spoiled. Highways, expressways, turnpikes, parkways, etc in NY don't do this. As a matter of fact. A lot of people drive less than the speed limit on the left lanes. There is no such thing as a passing lane in NY. The slow pokes on the left lane will disregard your horn blowing and high beams too. You have to take initiative and pass on your own. You pass either on the middle lane or right lane if there is clearance. That's how it's been and how it will be for centuries to come.

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Ooh! Ooh! I knew that! And that's how I drive, in the right, passing on the left, quite aggressive. I will pull up next to slowpokes in the left, point at them and jerk my thumb and tell them to move the fck over.

I probably shouldn't even get started on this thread, because just thinking about all the driving retards in Houston gets my temper rising...

Who do I see in the left lane when they shouldn't be?

I drive back and forth to San Antonio on a fairly regular basis. In between the cities, it's not too bad, but every once in a while, you'll get a couple of jackasses who pull a 'Texas roadblock' and drive abreast, under the limit. Then, ALL the traffic piles into the left lane, bumper to bumper so no one can speed up and cut in from the right. Then they sit there. And wait...for the asshole in the front to even glance in the rearview and then maybe he'll realize that's his fault, and if the stars align, maybe he'll give a crap.

Often it's some oblivious, harried soccer mom in her Ford Excessive, distracted by the kids, yakking on the cell phone, looking for the baby's Cheerios... disaster waiting to happen. I leave them alone.

Most of the time though, no matter who is behind the wheel, it's painfully obvious that they left the house that day forgetting to do one important thing: turn on their brains.
They're on autopilot, dead from the neck up, passengers in their own vehicles. They don't even know that the little lever on the steering column can tell everyone around them that they're about to drift left. Nor do they pay any attention to the little mirror showing them I just slammed on my brakes at 80 to avoid rear-ending them at 55.

The funny thing is, you can have this conversation with anyone, because no one thinks it's them you're both talking about... :D

Head on a swivel, check your blind spot, use your blinker, use the right pedal, but first, turn on your brain! B|

you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

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Um... I live (and drive) in the UK, and this thread is confusing the heck out of me... :S



Bwahahaha!!!

"Look kids, Big Ben, Parliament..."



and the picadilly circus!

I can just see you doingthat - and some gramma - doing the road rage thing, tries to oput accellerate you and switch lanes while giving you the wrinkled finger!:D:D:D:D
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
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I generally try to do the "right" thing unless I'm on I-55 from West Memphis to St. Louis then, because the excessive amount of truck traffic has reduced the right lane to an undriveable pile of concrete chunks, I drive in the smoother left lane unless someone needs to pass me. I do place a certain value on the structural integrity my car and motorcycle.
The older I get the less I care who I piss off.

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Why can I SO hear these words coming out of your mouth at 80mph!:D:D



Which words? "Look kids, Big Ben, Parliament"? or "GET THE FOOK OUTTA THE LEFT LANE YOU MORON!!!"? 'Cause I don't drive when I go to London...and I don't have kids... and I'm not Chevy Chase... oh, you meant the latter! Yeah, that happens sometimes.

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you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

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No, this!

I drive back and forth to San Antonio on a fairly regular basis. In between the cities, it's not too bad, but every once in a while, you'll get a couple of jackasses who pull a 'Texas roadblock' and drive abreast, under the limit. Then, ALL the traffic piles into the left lane, bumper to bumper so no one can speed up and cut in from the right. Then they sit there. And wait...for the asshole in the front to even glance in the rearview and then maybe he'll realize that's his fault, and if the stars align, maybe he'll give a crap.

Often it's some oblivious, harried soccer mom in her Ford Excessive, distracted by the kids, yakking on the cell phone, looking for the baby's Cheerios... disaster waiting to happen. I leave them alone.

Most of the time though, no matter who is behind the wheel, it's painfully obvious that they left the house that day forgetting to do one important thing: turn on their brains.
They're on autopilot, dead from the neck up, passengers in their own vehicles. They don't even know that the little lever on the steering column can tell everyone around them that they're about to drift left. Nor do they pay any attention to the little mirror showing them I just slammed on my brakes at 80 to avoid rear-ending them at 55.

The funny thing is, you can have this conversation with anyone, because no one thinks it's them you're both talking about...

Head on a swivel, check your blind spot, use your blinker, use the right pedal, but first, turn on your brain!

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They're called 'Blinktards' or 'Blinktoids', whichever you prefer.



I had a 2002 Chevy truck that if you left the blinker on for over a quarter mile it would start dinging. It was a real PITA on long exit ramps. >:(

Why do people even turn on their blinkers changing lanes? :S I just push on them enough to start blinking but not enough to stay on if I let my hand off.
Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting
If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

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I am afraid to admit that I am one of those people who purposely get in the left lane and go slow. If someone is pissing me off on the road, I will get up next to a slow driver in the right lane and match their speed. I guess I get my jollies out of pissing people off. I will only do it if you piss me off first though. Don't piss me off and we don't have a problem.

I agree that it should be illegal. Us fucktards need to learn a lesson. :P
I'm so funny I crack my head open!

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