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But. . . but, er, ah, um, you're an Aggie!

Isn't elbow/asshole recognition an ongoing problem anyhow?



You're right, so I tried it out on a friend that's not an Aggie and sure enough, he couldn't find his asshole or his elbow.:P
--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

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BCP!

You take one of those huge turkey baster plunger things that look like a great big syringe then you fill it up half way with Kaluha and the other half with beer. Then put it in someone's mouth and slam the plunger end down. Sounds disgusting but it leaves a great aftertaste and gets you fucked up!

For the record I haven't done one of those since I was about 15.

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little bar on High Street in Columbus, Ohio.



If you ever see a guy named Michael Bowles (my real dad) at that bar. Give him two of those and then kick him in the nuts TWICE for me. I mean kick him in the nuts HARD!!!!! I'll pay ya 50 bucks for a picture of him bent over as you are kicking him in the nuts!

Don't know if he goes to the same bar, but my half sister says he goes to High Street all the time to get drunk. As a 16 year old she would have to go down and pick him up because he is always to drunk to get home.
Dom


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Liquid Cocaine Fire:

1/4 oz Vodka
1/4 oz Amaretto
1/4 oz Southern Comfort
1/4 oz Cointreau or Jagermeister
3/4 oz Pineapple juice
1 splash 7-Up
Add Goldschlager to taste


It's a very minty drink and very hard to swallow whole... but dayum after two of those its LIGHTS OUT for you!

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I think the university bought up that side of the street a couple of years ago and tore down the bar I was talking about. I think it was called "Crazy Mamaw's" but if I run into your real dad I'll be sure and kick in the nuts.



Big Ed

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Brain Tumor- Couldn't for the life of me tell you what is in it. All I know is that there is some Irish Cream in it that forms into a ball, and floats near the top. I wasn't the most pleasant experience of my life.

Then of course for the traditional drink on your 21st (at least where I grew up) The Three Wise Men - Jim, Jack, and Jose all in one...................Goodnight!
For $20 I'll call the guy a CHICKENFUCKER!

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