meatmissile 0 #101 January 30, 2003 Not touching this thread. No siree. -- ZZZzzzz.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vallerina 2 #102 January 30, 2003 Quote Why are a blond and a 747 different? Not everyone has been in a 747. You wish! There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyThomas 0 #103 January 30, 2003 you didn't want to pull out the genie my dear 3 guys are fishing in a boat. A black, a white, and a mexican. Floating along comes a bottle. One of the men pick it up and rubs it to dry it off. Out pops a genie. "I will grant each of you one wish", states the genie. The three men discuss who gets to wish first, and finally decide to let the black man decide first. The black man says "I wish to be back home in Africa, with all my brothers and sisters, free from this opression" And poof! the black guy dissappears. The genie turns to the mexican and says, "Your turn" The mexican says "I wish to be back in mexico with all my brothers and sisters." and poof! the mexican dissappears. So the genie turns to the white, and says "OK, your last. What is your one wish?" And the white guy thinks a bit, and scratches his head. He looks at the genie and asks "You are telling me that all the blacks are back in africa, and all the mexicans are back in mexico?" "Yes" says the genie. "And any wish you want, I will grant. What is your wish?" And the white guy says "How about a beer?" Thomas Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #104 January 30, 2003 Quote Quote Why are a blond and a 747 different? Not everyone has been in a 747. You wish! Well, yea! Duh!It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #105 January 30, 2003 You know why blondes drive BMW's? Because they CAN'T spell PORSCHE!!__________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
suz 0 #106 January 30, 2003 Cant go back now that your here!!!! Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyThomas 0 #107 January 30, 2003 Why doesn't Idaho have a beauty pageant? Nobody wants to be named "Miss Idaho" How do you fit 4 gay guys on a bar stool? Turn it upside down. What do you call a man with no arms or legs that is at your front door? Matt How about that same guy in a pile of leaves? Rustle Thomas Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
suz 0 #108 January 30, 2003 FLASH UPDATE 8 posts then I'm a addict!!!!!!!!!! I always wanted to be a addict! QuoteHow do you fit 4 gay guys on a bar stool? Turn it upside down. THIS IS A WARNING!!!!! IT MAT OFFEND! (man... am I going to have to do this after every joke I post?) 4 gay guys were lazing around in the pool, enjoying the warm sunshine...when all of a sudden, a condom floats by....one of the lad's quickly jumps up and said " I demand to know who just farted" Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
meatmissile 0 #109 January 30, 2003 *Sigh* OK, here's mine: What's yellow and waits in front of the door? A Guard Cheese . -- ZZZzzzz.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
suz 0 #110 January 30, 2003 NEXT! Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
meatmissile 0 #111 January 30, 2003 Hey, I'm a prominent political figure in my country. I can't go telling offensive jokes over here. It might get into the papers and then my career will be ruined. -- ZZZzzzz.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
suz 0 #112 January 30, 2003 That's a good joke!!! lol. Nah....it's all good! Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
meatmissile 0 #113 January 30, 2003 People near me will tell you that I am bad. To make things worse, I'm also Nationwide . -- ZZZzzzz.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #114 January 30, 2003 QuoteThis is the thread where you are supposed to put your offensive jokes Suz. Wrong, this is the thread to put your BAD jokes. Offensive does not equal bad. Bad jokes are like the bar jokes I posted, or the joke I posted that started the thread.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
suz 0 #115 January 30, 2003 YEAH!!!! what he said *blows Crazy a rasberry* Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DYEVOUT 0 #116 January 30, 2003 Guy with no arms or legs that can ring your doorbell -- Dick Guy with no arms or legs that is nailed to a wall -- Art Guy with no arms or legs in a pool -- Bob Guy with no arms or legs in a ditch -- Phil ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
suz 0 #117 January 30, 2003 Aggie! Your on fire! And I have 3 Posts to go!!!! I can smell the beer from here. Oh...that's because it's next to me. Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #118 January 30, 2003 You know why blondes don't eat bananas? Because that CAN'T find the zipper. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #119 January 30, 2003 Write this on a piece of paper and ask someone to read it OUT LOUD several times (oldie but goodie) AM SOFA KING WE TODD DID __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
suz 0 #120 January 30, 2003 QuoteYou know why blondes don't eat bananas? Dont care....I AM A ADDICT!!!!!!!!!!!!! Beer's all round from suz! Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
suz 0 #121 January 30, 2003 I fell for that. Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #122 January 30, 2003 A GIRLS PRAYER: Lord, Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong, One who's loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, When he says he'll call, he won't wait weeks. I pray that he is gainfully employed, And when I spend his cash, he won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to "How BIG's my behind?" One who'll make love till my body's a'twitchin, In the hall, in the garden and in the kitchen! I pray that this man will love me to no end, And never attempt to hit on my friend. Amen A GUY'S PRAYER: Lord, I pray for a nympho with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and likes to fish. Amen__________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jraf 0 #123 January 30, 2003 You can't count on anyone these days. It's just not the way it used to be....CrazyTom deleting his own posts....that is just repulsive...I think I'm going to be sick....Blaaaaaaaaah jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charliezulu 0 #124 January 30, 2003 Quote Write this on a piece of paper and ask someone to read it OUT LOUD several times (oldie but goodie) AM SOFA KING WE TODD DID Dude, that one is freakin' hilarious. CZ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumperconway 0 #125 January 30, 2003 ok there was this blonde Ethiopian Jewish lawyer in an Irish Catholic whorehouse surrounded by southern redneck homosexuals with the assistance of the yankee lesbian biker trailer park trash squad..... OK did I offend everyone here a little? Stupid brunettes withstanding Latino lovers....This is the "bad joke thread" If you're thin skinned, maybe you should look elsewhere. Because of one joke admittedly in poor taste, and even putting a disclaimer before it is thinking of quitting our sport because we are so thin skinned! Remember this is the BAD JOKE thread I should be really offended because all of my fellow frogs that gave their lives in blenders! This is not a politically correct discussion so get over it! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
