CrazyIvan 0 #126 January 30, 2003 POLITICALLY CORRECT....what a fucking joke!! __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #127 January 30, 2003 Quote Why are a bleached blond and a 747 alike? They both have black boxes. Why are a blond and a 747 different? Not everyone has been in a 747. What is the difference between Clinton and the Titanic? We know how many women went down on the Titanic. Note - if any readers went down on President Clinton and are offended by the joke, please post a reply and I will apologize. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumperconway 0 #128 January 30, 2003 Note - if any readers went down on President Clinton and are offended by the joke, please post a reply and I will apologize. Hey that's offensive to me because I voted against him in the first place! I should not have to read the sordid tales that the hussies around here would post just for sick notoriety! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildblue 7 #129 January 30, 2003 2 guys walk into a bar... ... you'd think the second one would've ducked.it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FallingILweenie 0 #130 January 30, 2003 what we need is a "rimshot" sound effect on this thread. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nws01 0 #131 January 30, 2003 What is the best thing about dating a female Ethiopian?...... She is guaranteed to swallow! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #132 January 30, 2003 Guess who's back, back again! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nws01 0 #133 January 30, 2003 What is up Seb! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #134 January 30, 2003 Nathoon What is up my monkey?--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nws01 0 #135 January 30, 2003 What up Dave! Have you gotten your SkyMonkey hat yet? Dude, driving through Texas takes a long time. Escpecially starting out in NC. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zenister 0 #136 January 30, 2003 QuoteGuy with no arms or legs that can ring your doorbell -- Dick Guy with no arms or legs that is nailed to a wall -- Art Guy with no arms or legs in a pool -- Bob Guy with no arms or legs in a ditch -- Phil two paraplegics on either side of a window? --Curt -n- Rod paraplegic in a pile of leaves? --Russell____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,439 #137 January 30, 2003 Wow. Now those are truly tasteless, in an extremely funny sort of way . I don't dare laugh out loud, because someone might ask me why. Yes, we are in the bad jokes thread. Wendy W. There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #138 January 30, 2003 Yup, infact I'm wearing my Skymonkey hat. Yeah, TX is a LOOOOONG drive. Were you on I-10?--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nws01 0 #139 January 30, 2003 Yes. It took us about 10 hours to cross Texas. I have my Monkey hat on also. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zenister 0 #140 January 30, 2003 one more...(and this one is really bad for this forum) paraplegic skydiver? --Biff____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fool 0 #141 January 31, 2003 no arms, no legs, lying on your doorstep Matt S.E.X. party #1 "Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "f*#k, what a ride". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #142 January 31, 2003 Why HOMELESS girls are perfect dates? You can drop them ANYWHERE. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
suz 0 #143 January 31, 2003 Quote 2 guys walk into a bar... ... you'd think the second one would've ducked BWHAHAHAHA!!! I heard similar to that...like "a guy walked into a bar and said ouch...." BUT NOT THAT ONE. I love the simple things in life..... Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChileRelleno 0 #144 January 31, 2003 he said "A" blonde... your so vain, I betcha'ya think this song(joke) is about you.Hi putarubia, hows my sweet bumpy brother? ChileRelleno-Rodriguez Bro#414 Hellfish#511,MuffBro#3532,AnvilBro#9, D24868 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ernokaikkonen 0 #145 January 31, 2003 >one more...(and this one is really bad for this forum) > >paraplegic skydiver? > >--Biff LOL. It really sucks not having a private office, I frequently have to resort to the old "hide behind the monitor" and "disguise laughing as a coughing fit"-techniques... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fool 0 #146 January 31, 2003 to tap another keg as it were.... what's the difference between a lawyer and a carp? one's a scum sucking bottom feeder...the other's a fish S.E.X. party #1 "Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "f*#k, what a ride". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phil 0 #147 January 31, 2003 which part of the cabbage do you not eat? ...the wheelchair... ... .. .how high can you fly with broken wings ... life's a journey not a destination Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ernokaikkonen 0 #148 January 31, 2003 >which part of the cabbage do you not eat? > >...the wheelchair.. Just a wild guess; english isn't your first language? People with 'diminished mental capacity' are usually referred to as "vegetables" in english.(AFAIK, it's not my 1st language either....) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phil 0 #149 January 31, 2003 ...Just a wild guess; english isn't your first language?... you're right - now does that make you a smartarse or smartass?take it easy Phil ... .. . how high can you fly with broken wings ... life's a journey not a destination Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ernokaikkonen 0 #150 January 31, 2003 >you're right - now does that make you a smartarse or smartass? Tough one. I do tend to think that I've been more under the influence of american english, so that would make me a smartass.Come visit the remnants of the NonAmerican-thread in my DZ's chatroom, the link is in my sig! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
