BBKid 0 #176 June 2, 2003 Q:What's white, and can't climb trees? A: A fridge. Q: What's white, wears check trousers, and can't climb trees? A: Rupert the Fridge. There's been some here that I don't get, so I thought these might fox some non-Brits Nick --------------------------- "I've pierced my foot on a spike!!!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MattM 0 #177 June 2, 2003 Quote Are you a truck? Nooooo?!?!?! Matt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #178 June 2, 2003 What has 3 arms and 4 legs??? A pitbull on a playground ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fungi3001 0 #179 June 2, 2003 QuoteDid you hear about the insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic. He lay awake at night wondering if there really was a dog. did you hear about teh dislexic pimp? he opened up a wharehouse Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
annieoakley 0 #180 June 2, 2003 Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms."Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education" - Mark Twain Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #181 June 2, 2003 What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? - rearranged the furniture. - put doorknobs on the walls. - left the plunger in the toilet. groan. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
annieoakley 0 #182 June 2, 2003 - Left the plunger in the toilet Ouch! hee hee"Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education" - Mark Twain Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hookitt 1 #183 June 2, 2003 OK I won't --- I just lied.... Are you a truck?My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hookitt 1 #184 June 2, 2003 QuoteQuote Are you a truck? Nooooo?!?!?! Hmm... you win..that's a bad joke. :)My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
adamT 0 #185 June 2, 2003 Quote What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? gave her a paint by numbers set Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydyvr 0 #186 June 3, 2003 Knock knock! Who's there? Knock! Knock who? Knock knock! Who's there? Knock! Knock who . . . . . =(_8^(1) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyThomas 0 #187 June 3, 2003 Quote what does NASA stand for??? Need Another Seven Astronaughts That's funny as shit about NASA. Let me try some others... Jews??? OK, I'll play. How do you fit 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back seat, and 95 in the ashtray. I was looking into my heritage, and I found a black person in my family tree. And he is still hanging there today. What do you get when you cross a black and a mexican? A child who is too lazy to steal. Why are there no Mexican gold medalists in the olympics? Cause any mexican that can run, swim, or jump, is ALREADY in the U.S.A. That's all for now... I will write some other shiteaters in a sec... Thomas Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydivexxl 0 #188 June 3, 2003 How many kids w/ ADD does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna go bike riding? Blog Clicky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyThomas 0 #189 June 3, 2003 QuoteYou can't count on anyone these days. It's just not the way it used to be....CrazyTom deleting his own posts....that is just repulsive...I think I'm going to be sick....Blaaaaaaaaah Let me try and offend again then. And these won't be deleted... How do you stop a black kid from jumping up and down on the bed? Put velcro on the ceiling. And how do you get him down? Invite the Mexicans over and tell them it is a Pinata party. How do you break a Polack's finger? Punch him in the nose. What do Polish women and hockey players have in common? Both change their pads after three periods. Thomas Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FallingILweenie 0 #190 June 3, 2003 how do you know if a mexican moved to the neighborhood? all the blacks get car insurance. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #191 June 3, 2003 Damn, this thread started good a long time ago, and went downhill so fast, you'd think it was a fat kid on a skateboard...--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,439 #192 June 3, 2003 Quotestarted good Excuse me, but the title aimed that sucker right downhill from the start. And it's good that we have a thread for it, so that people can [mommy voice] keep bathroom talk in the bathroom. These things are OK to say and think, you just have to go to the right place to talk about them [/mommy voice] Wendy W.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #193 June 3, 2003 Hey, look at the joke I used to start the thread with. Its a fun, although bad joke, but its not making jabs at ethnic groups or shit like that...--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kris 0 #194 June 3, 2003 QuoteHey, look at the joke I used to start the thread with. Its a fun, although bad joke, but its not making jabs at ethnic groups or shit like that... Exactly. It was started in fun but went to hell pretty fast. If I could put into words the level of rage and disgust that is boiling through my veins right now...I could probably power an Otter with it. Kris Martinez Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #195 June 3, 2003 dave... i can tell my duck joke if ya want me to................... ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,439 #196 June 3, 2003 Wingnut, this thread needs the duck joke (Wendy looks around, ducks, and slinks off). Wendy W.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
n2skdvn 0 #197 June 3, 2003 Noooooo....NOT the duck joke.......if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #198 June 3, 2003 I told your Duck joke a few times this weekend...that's a classic.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Swoopyswoop 0 #199 June 4, 2003 QuoteHow many kids w/ ADD does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna go bike riding? dude thats hillarious "when I die, I want to go like my grandfather while im sleeping, not like the passengers riding in the car with me Swoopster A.S.S. #6 Future T.S.S holder Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydyvr 0 #200 June 4, 2003 A talking dog walks into a bar and says "Bartender I'm thirsty, can I get a drink?" The bartender replies "sure, there's a toilet right around the corner!" . . =(_8^(1) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
