suz 0 #76 January 30, 2003 I just read Erno's post about offensive jokes...I am sorry if anyone got offended by my "blind" joke!!!!! But to enlighten you all, and I am sure that no one will be offended, HERE'S ANOTHER JOKE!! Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: The boy fell in the mud Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ernokaikkonen 0 #77 January 30, 2003 See, that's just the thing: If a joke offends no-one, it's usually not very funny... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nacmacfeegle 0 #78 January 30, 2003 Hey! I fell in some mud once, and it was NOT funny!-------------------- He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me. Thomas Jefferson Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
suz 0 #79 January 30, 2003 Erno....I am starting to dislike you Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
suz 0 #80 January 30, 2003 THAT'S IT!!!!! you all suck! That's not a joke, so you cant get offended by that! **Suz blows a rasberry to Erno and Nac and folds her arms in satisfaction** Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nacmacfeegle 0 #81 January 30, 2003 "Suz blows a rasberry " Oww that hurt. My delicate ears are offended by farty noises.-------------------- He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me. Thomas Jefferson Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scratch 0 #82 January 30, 2003 Are you making fun of the male sexWhy did you not say the girl fell in the mud hmmm? I would think for the joke to be truly non offensive you would have to say the maturity challenged person fell in the mud. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
suz 0 #83 January 30, 2003 We arent talking about your ears here flea boy! Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ernokaikkonen 0 #84 January 30, 2003 >I would think for the joke to be truly non offensive you would >have to say the maturity challenged person fell in the mud. "mud" could be considered a derogatory term by some people though... How about "a mixture of water and dirt"? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
suz 0 #85 January 30, 2003 Then you'd need a oxygen tank to tell the joke! that would cost money, which no body has...and the whole world would go into depression. Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scratch 0 #86 January 30, 2003 Good point Erno Otherwise the joke could still be read as a reference to homosexuality and or paedophilia Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
suz 0 #87 January 30, 2003 *Suz sighs* I totally give up on this thread. Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyThomas 0 #88 January 30, 2003 This is the thread where you are supposed to put your offensive jokes Suz. Have any more? and specially for the blonde types... What do a blonde and a screen door have in common? The harder you slam them, the looser they get. Why do woman like hunters? They go deep into the bush, and they always eat what they shoot. Thomas Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
suz 0 #89 January 30, 2003 I am about to shoot you! Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyThomas 0 #90 January 30, 2003 QuoteI am about to shoot you! Make sure it is a clean needle please. How do you fit 100 jews into a volkswagon? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back seat, and the other 95 in the ash tray. Why is money green? Because the jews picked it too early. How do you stop a black kid from jumping up and down on the bed? Put velcro on the ceiling. How do you get him down? Invite some mexicans over and tell them it is a pinata party. Thomas Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyThomas 0 #91 January 30, 2003 Why do women have legs? So they don't leave a slime trail everywhere they go. What was the woman doing in the living room? That's besides the point. What was the bitch doing out of the kitchen? What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you already told her twice. Thomas Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
suz 0 #92 January 30, 2003 Quote Make sure it is a clean needle please. Ha you stuffed up! If I were to shoot you...then I'd be more concerned about that blender, if I were you. But if you were saying that for my sake....why thank you! for being so concerned for my health!God...I am good. I dont get stressed....I do everything right the first time! edited because I had a case of typing before I thinked...common case for blondes. Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vallerina 2 #93 January 30, 2003 Three men came across a magical lamp. One of them rubbed it and a genie popped out. The genie said, "I will grant each of you one wish." The first man said, "I wish to be ten times smarter." POOF! He was ten times smarter. The second man thought he'd do better and said, "I wish to be 100 times smarter!" POOF! He was 100 times smarter. The third man really thought his wish through and said, "Well, I wish to be 1000 times smarter!" POOF! He was now a woman.There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #94 January 30, 2003 QuoteWhy do woman like hunters? They go deep into the bush, and they always eat what they shoot. What's the difference between a hunter and a porn star? The hunter shoots, then eats....It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyThomas 0 #95 January 30, 2003 what else..... What do you know about a blonde woman with black and blue bruises all over her stomach? She has a blonde boyfriend. A blonde and a brunette fell off a building. Which one hits first? The brunette. The blonde has to stop and ask directions. Thomas Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vallerina 2 #96 January 30, 2003 What's a brunette's mating call? Have all the blondes left? There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
suz 0 #97 January 30, 2003 LMFAO@blonde bf joke. How do you know when a blonde has been on the computer? there's white out on the screen. Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #98 January 30, 2003 How you call a BLONDE with a BRUNETTE wig? Artificial Intelligence. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
suz 0 #99 January 30, 2003 BWHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #100 January 30, 2003 Why are a bleached blond and a 747 alike? They both have black boxes. Why are a blond and a 747 different? Not everyone has been in a 747.It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
