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Speaking of that.....what is it with cats and BB guns ? My neighbor has 2 that sneak through my yard and kill the cute little bunny rabbits in the pasture behind my house.....so I tend to pop them when I see them around. When the BB hits them, they jump about a foot into the air, then run like hell back to their house.

What's up with that ? Are cats allergic to zinc-plated steel ?


Don
"When in doubt I whip it out,
I got me a rock-and-roll band.
It's a free-for-all."

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What's up with that ? Are cats allergic to zinc-plated steel ?



Don't know about zinc plated steel but they HATE pointed lead pellets. So much so they pass out when it hits them. Sometimes they don't ever wake up *shrug*:D:P


Chris
FYI: I'm joking, I'd never shoot a cat but I'd gladly kill a kitten


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Speaking of that.....what is it with cats and BB guns ? My neighbor has 2 that sneak through my yard and kill the cute little bunny rabbits in the pasture behind my house.....so I tend to pop them when I see them around. When the BB hits them, they jump about a foot into the air, then run like hell back to their house.

What's up with that ? Are cats allergic to zinc-plated steel ?

Don



The town of Palm Beach (the rich-people infested, pretentious island east of West Palm Beach, home of Donald Trump's Mar-a-Lago club, and Rod Stewart, among others) put an ad in our paper a few months ago. It was a legal ad giving public notice of a town council vote on a BB-GUN BAN for the town. I was flabbergasted (though not affected, since I live in WPB). Why the f*ck would they ban BBguns? Are the octogenarian millionaires causing trouble with them?!

Then it took a few days, but I finally realized what must have spurred the idiot town fathers to write a BB gun ban. I remembered that I had read in the paper that some crotchety old f*ck who lived on the island had been shooting people's cats when they strayed onto his yard. There was nothing they could do about him doing this, apparently.

So the idiot town fathers wrote a law forbidding EVERYONE from using BB guns within the town, just to provide a means of stopping this evil prick from shooting cats vindictively. Isn't that wonderful?

-Jeffrey
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"With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!"

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just to provide a means of stopping this evil prick from shooting cats vindictively.



Wait a minute....are you calling me a vindictive evil prick ? :P

It's more humane than using my Colt, my Ruger, or my Mossberg.


Don
"When in doubt I whip it out,
I got me a rock-and-roll band.
It's a free-for-all."

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Speaking of that.....what is it with cats and BB guns ? My neighbor has 2 that sneak through my yard and kill the cute little bunny rabbits in the pasture behind my house.....so I tend to pop them when I see them around. When the BB hits them, they jump about a foot into the air, then run like hell back to their house.

What's up with that ? Are cats allergic to zinc-plated steel ?

Don



The town of Palm Beach (the rich-people infested, pretentious island east of West Palm Beach, home of Donald Trump's Mar-a-Lago club, and Rod Stewart, among others) put an ad in our paper a few months ago. It was a legal ad giving public notice of a town council vote on a BB-GUN BAN for the town. I was flabbergasted (though not affected, since I live in WPB). Why the f*ck would they ban BBguns? Are the octogenarian millionaires causing trouble with them?!

Then it took a few days, but I finally realized what must have spurred the idiot town fathers to write a BB gun ban. I remembered that I had read in the paper that some crotchety old f*ck who lived on the island had been shooting people's cats when they strayed onto his yard. There was nothing they could do about him doing this, apparently.

So the idiot town fathers wrote a law forbidding EVERYONE from using BB guns within the town, just to provide a means of stopping this evil prick from shooting cats vindictively. Isn't that wonderful?

-Jeffrey



Not to be even more jaded but it probably had more to do with the property damage from the stray bb's that hit other things like cars and houses... loss of $$$ hurting people like that much, much more than the death of cats would... just a little cynical consideration.

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recipe for driving cat batty

1 tennis ball
1 bag of cat nip

place ball in bag and shake

shake excess off tennis ball and throw at cat.

enjoy the insanity that ensues:P
if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN
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