bshl 0 #1 September 30, 2004 The folks that everyone loves to hate. Blue skies and happy landings! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mccurley 1 #2 October 1, 2004 If you lay 10 lawyers on the floor head to foot in a striaght line, how far do they reach, Just up in to the next ones pocket! Whats black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? Doberman!!Watch my video Fat Women http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRWkEky8GoI Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DTOXX 0 #3 October 1, 2004 What do you call 12 lawyers skydiving? Skeet ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snowwhite 0 #4 October 1, 2004 What do you have if you bury 12 lawyers up to their neck in sand? Not enough sandskydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #5 October 1, 2004 What do ya call 10,000 dead lawyers? A good start! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jumpervint 0 #6 October 1, 2004 A violent tropical storm enveloped a sailing yacht off the southern coast of Florida lasting all night and most of the next morning. As the sky cleared and the seas calmed, the people on the yacht realized they were grounded on a coral reef about a mile from shore in shark infested waters. Most of those aboard the yacht were badly injured from their ordeal. The only able bodied that were on board were a doctor, a priest, and a lawyer. The doctor says, "Someone is going to have to swim ashore and get some help. I would volunteer but most of the crew and passengers are in pretty bad shape and I am needed here to care for them." The priest replies, "I would volunteer to go also but I might be needed to comfort the injured or perform last rights." The lawyer says, "No problem." He immediately strips off his shirt and dives into the shark infested water. There is a great turbulence in the water and then the doctor and priest notice that all of the sharks have formed a double line from the yacht to the beach allowing the lawyer to swim between them. "My God!" says the priest. "It is a miracle!" The doctor looking at the lawyer swimming to shore says, "No, Father. It is not a miracle. It's professional courtesy!". . . . . "Make it hard again." Doc Ed “A person needs a little madness, or else they never dare cut the rope and be free” Nikos Kazantzakis Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
InflightSupv 0 #7 October 1, 2004 What is the definition of a "True Tragedy"? Bus full of lawyers driving off a cliff with one empty seat. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
