I miss Jack Handy!

[Icarus021 0]

"If you go parachuting, and your parachute doesn't open, and
your friends are all watching you fall, I think a funny gag
would be to pretend you were swimming."

-Jack Handey

3-2-1-cya
Don't take life too serious, you will never get out alive!

[n2skdvn 0]

This should keep ya busy for a while.

if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN
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[sunshine 2]

I absolutly love jack handy.

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[bch7773 0]

haha there are some good ones on there.


I think a good gift for the President would be a chocolate revolver. and since he is so busy, you'd probably have to run up to him real quick and give it to him.

I believe in making the world safe for our children, but not our children's children, because I don't think children should be having sex

I think a good product would be "Baby Duck Hat". It's a fake baby duck, which you strap on top of your head. Then you go swimming underwater until you find a mommy duck and her babies, and you join them. Then, all of a sudden, you stand up out of the water and roar like Godzilla. Man, those ducks really take off! Also, Baby Duck Hat is good for parties.

MB 3528, RB 1182

[adamjenner 0]

haha how about this one
(one of my favorites)

"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other"