interesting news

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ELIZABETH CITY -- At least one new member and four incumbents were clearly elected to the City Council Tuesday, but the outcome in races for mayor and the 3rd Ward were left in doubt when no candidate received the required majority.

And in the 2nd Ward, Councilman Bill Lehmann retained his seat, but the race for the other seat was close between Anita Hummer and incumbent Zack D. Robertson. Hummer led by five votes, but a count of provisional ballots later this week could change the results.

So Bill retained his seat, but the 2nd seat was up for grabs? I'd give it to Anita Hummer after the first introduction.

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Anita Hummer?

Anita Rentpayment, too.

Not as bad as:
Anita Jackoff
Buster Hymen
Cleotis Bushwhacker

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When there is a new gal at manifest, the joke is to ask them to page Amanda Hugg.

"Would Amanda Hugg please come to manifest?"

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ummmmm....

"A-man-dahugg?"

........ I don't get it

"'Someday is not a day in my week'"

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Huggenkis...

it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality

[kelel01 1]

A man to hug . . . not overly funny, but cute.

[Beeron 0]

There's a new band down in CO Springs calling themselves Dixie Wrecked (say it a few times...you'll get it)

B~

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OOOOOOOooooooooooooooo

.............. *cough*

I'm sure it made somebody fall off their chair...

thanks for the joke though

"'Someday is not a day in my week'"

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A man to hug . . . not overly funny, but cute.

It's a social thing. After the announcement, she gets to meet all the guys on the dz.

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There's a new band down in CO Springs calling themselves Dixie Wrecked (say it a few times...you'll get it)

B~

hey that's funny!

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[PhillyKev 0]

Good one. There's a bar here called Whiskey Dick's.

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clicky

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Chambers Wine & Liquor, 15260 E. Iliff Ave

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Beaver Liquors, 110 Beaver Creek Blvd.

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Good one. There's a bar here called Whiskey Dick's.

We lived in Pittsburgh for a year. Whiskey Dick's was a great bar. All you can eat crab and HUGE hard liquor drinks. you'd get a few and they'd be in the middle of the table with long straws going every which way to all your friends.

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Not that this goes with anything, but ...there is a sign at a gas station in Cananda (clifton hill) and it says

"Beaver works hard to save you money"


Always thought that was funny.

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A kid who used to work for me had a girlfriend in high school named Amanda Swallow. Ugh. There was also a band in Buffalo called C.O. Jones (for all of you Spanish speakers).

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A kid who used to work for me had a girlfriend in high school named Amanda Swallow. Ugh. There was also a band in Buffalo called C.O. Jones (for all of you Spanish speakers).

C.O. Jones ROFLMAO

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