Tekla 0 #1 September 21, 2004 Lu-"let the beast beware"-cy . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #2 September 21, 2004 How about belly-button lint?--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sheenster303 0 #3 September 21, 2004 I vote for earwax. Get enough of it and it would prevent things from getting inside the ear. "Earwax: Keep the bugs out"I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
adamjenner 0 #4 September 21, 2004 i made a small candle out of ear wax before. took me 2 years to do it. then it smelt so bad i threw it out. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #5 September 21, 2004 QuoteI vote for earwax. Get enough of it and it would prevent things from getting inside the ear. "Earwax: Keep the bugs out" Or conversely, keeps the bug stuck in your ear.... Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #6 September 21, 2004 The handy thing about earwax is that it is recyclable. I use it to wax my car. It leaves a nice shine. The ear hair waves in the breeze as you drive, it's relaxing to watch. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DYEVOUT 0 #7 September 21, 2004 Anybody know the record for blowing a snot rocket ? I'm not sure if this would be judged on distance or accuracy. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sheenster303 0 #8 September 21, 2004 Ewwww. Yeah I think that could have been my problem. I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crwmike 0 #9 September 21, 2004 Quote All stocked up on both, thanks. Michael Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiver30960 0 #10 September 21, 2004 Boogers are definitely more fun. On the other hand, when properly done, a good q-tip swabbing can be almost as good as sex. Elvisio "heading for the q-tips now" rodriguez Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #11 September 21, 2004 I've started going to the zoo to add to my collection of monkey snot. I have about half a barrel. Today, some hotshot executive wants to cut my budget for a project by more than half. He asked if we can do the project in 4 weeks instead of the 9 that he earlier agreed to. Nine weeks is less than the 16 weeks that the original (approved) plan called for. I'm going to invite him over for a quick dip in the barrel. That's going to be my new training tool. If say something really dumb or try to piss me off... into the barrel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #12 September 21, 2004 QuoteBoogers are definitely more fun. On the other hand, when properly done, a good q-tip swabbing can be almost as good as sex. Elvisio "heading for the q-tips now" rodriguez Here ya go!Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #13 September 21, 2004 QuoteEwwww. Yeah I think that could have been my problem. Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
